You are any major international organisation. How do you resolve the Nork situation?

You are any major international organisation. How do you resolve the Nork situation?
hardmode: no getting Uncle Sam to glass the country

ask them if they can prove all of their citizens are respected and have access to being well treated.

And they will say, are yours?

And we will say; our sources say much better than yours, like, much much better. So you gotta treat them better?

And promise if you ever create a nuclear weapon, to keep it under international law safe conditions, and never sell or trade this tech.

must routinely check in with international checkers, of you levels, progress, creations, and if there is ever enough evidence, over looked in national law, by the high supreme council of perfect unbiased justice and judgement, then there will be no choice but for your weapon making abilities to be taken away. You cannot be an idiot, so you must know no nation of life desiring people wants anyone who want use a nuke to exist, or sell nukes to people who might, so either you cooperate, and an independent, unbiased organization holds all nations to the same high standard of law, or the force of all nations must prevent you from further transgressing it.

Let China annex NK.

SPBP

Checked but I ain't got time to read all that shit by (you)

Lift sanctions in return for allowing in western media and limited open markets.

Paristroka and glastgnost

Also stopping nukes with inspections.

The government would last 6 months.

play the time buying game. He's obese and probably two tacos short of a heart attack. Nature will most likely resolve this political conundrum.

This thread is meaningless. No one can stop us

>open markets
what are the areas of industry open markets would most help them? The argument of them being bad is usually 'treat people bad, starving, slave labor, (high crime too)', so what open markets would most help them most neededly, food, mainly?

Hi kim

Hi Kim Jong. How are ya?

Allahu Akbar!

The U.S. must take Monroe Doctrine now.
The U.S. must withdraw American Forces from all Foreign Countries now.
Stop America's doing its all wars now!

I love American99% and the U.S.

China, Germany and Japan must loosen Germany's, Japan's and China's monetary policies now!
China, Germany and Japan must stimulate Germany's, Japan's and China's domestic demands now!
Japan and Germany must issue a lot of construction bond now!
Japan and Germany must reduce Germany's, Japan's and China's taxes now!
The U.S. must tighten its monetary policy now!
As a result, Dollar value will rise!
The U.S. will have trade surplus!

Japan, Germany and China are evil empires.
Islamists' true enemies are Japan, Germany, China, FRB, top1%, Wall Street, American Military Industry and DOD!
Japan is the country which has been promoting Globalization!!!

Allahu Akbar!

Hello
We are building fighting force of extra ordinary magnitude

Don't forget a big army means nothing without allies. Do you watch Game of Thrones?

Drop millions of cheap Chinese made Internet capable devices into the country with a simple UI and instruction manual in both written and spoken Korean into the country.

I'd then watch the masses get redpilled on what their country really is, and let them do the rest.

Can you provide proof that you are in NK and not some fag that hijacked a NK VPS?

Baiting the Chinese into steamrolling them for the mineral deposits that reside in the mountains along the northern border.

We don't have American VCD often

A fighting force of 1960's era soviet handy downs.

What's your endgame?

Why not open up the country and actually catch up with everyone else?

Easy, just don't do shit and they won't do shit. No one gives a fuck about the north Korean people.

You were having a dream of extraordinary magnitude

Let South Korea give them this offer.
>Hand over Kim Jong Un or kill him.
>Kim family gets to keep all their money and live comfortably wherever they want and full immunity of past crimes. Except for Kim Jong Un.
>Full immunity to everyone in the North Korean government.
>Generals get to keep their ranks in the new united Korea military.
>High ranking officials get their choice of a new job in the new united korean government or a large amount of cash to live the rest of their life comfortably.
>Allow North Korean spies to join the South Korean spy agency.
>Give government jobs to government workers in North Korea in the new united Korean government.

If this was offered and basically all the high ranking officials in North Korea saw the offer it most likely be accepted and end the problem without a war. It is an extremely generous offer.

Top Kek. Triples rarely lie

Our immediate goal is to make One Korea. South is false US puppet state and we know their citizen desire to belong to One Korea. Their government suppress their right to express this.

After One Korea is successful, our gold is world domination and American slave dogs for all our citizen

Well he has read mein kampf so he is probably redpilled on Jews. I'd leave him alone, he just wants to protect his people from international Jewery and fractional reserve banking. Nuclear Weapons are a great deterrent.

That's not what the South Korean people on here say though.

But hey, try opening your borders for South Korean immigration and see what happens.

South Korean desire to become North. If you read otherwise, it is disinformation.

Glass Uncle Sam.

Then just open up for immigration, dude.

We do not want to allow by immigration. We want to take By invasion. It is more acceptable method to assimilate new populace. Immigration is destructive.

>It is more acceptable method to assimilate new populace
History doesn't agree with you.

And to be fair, you stand no chance of invading the south.

>send harriet tubman 2.0 to NK
>establish women-only underground laylow
>first stop: SK for extensive plastic surgery
>second stop: norkbrides.com

Fund descent, make corrupt officers look even more corrupt, de-deify the government, supply arms to rebels, create massive power vacuum, support South Korean intervention, discourage Chinese intervention to stop them from making puppets. Instate a Democratic provisional government, supplied by America. Imprison or "disappear" communist officials, destroy ugly grey statues and monuments, erase all NK communist propaganda like it never happened. Slowly merge provisional government with South Korean Government. One big fat, capitalist Korea.

t. CIA

Nuke their ballistic missile sites and storage, and their nuclear facilities. Sink their subs moments before the impacts.

Airbursts to remove the radiation threat.

Then tell them to shape up or you'll wipe them out as a people.

Literally what America did to Yugoslavia, the base of NK stability is a faith in the government and political system, if you eliminate faith in the system it's only a matter of time until the government falls. Except Yugoslavia already had plenty of dissidents.

Send ISIS fighters

There is no "nork situation". North Korea has done nothing but defend itself.

but they wont let us tap the market of their consumers and resources

Thank you for accurate post

There are three basic options

1. Aggressive: Test NK by building up our forces in the area and threatening his main weapon (ICBMs) with out anti-ballistic missile systems. Sanction China, Russia, and ASEAN until they stop all trade with NK. Limited strikes on nuclear facilities and ICBMs.
2. Status quo: Limit his ability to threaten us and improve our defensive capabilities. Get what isolation and sanctions we can out of NK's neighbors. Utilize diplomacy and spying to undermine NK's political system.
3. The Iran route: begin intense negotiations with NK, make a few token gestures of peace. Guarantee NKs existence via a Chinese-NK alliance treaty and no sanctions, in exchange for NK letting go of its nuclear weapons for at least 10 years. Remove US forces from South Korea and push the South Koreans to work with NK more.

Variations of these options exist, but they represent the three main viable paths. All are dangerous.