Are you ready for a better balkans?
Are you ready for every country in the Balkans to become larger, with the exception of Serbia and Greece?
Are you tired of your country looking like a Croissant?
Are you upset your country looks like a illuminati triangle?
Are you getting anoyed with people trying to assisnate your prime minister?
Are you trying to regain your illirian land?
Anoying trains crossing your border?
Well all those issues are to be solved when we carve up Serbia between us!
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>BALKANS 2.0 INCOMING!!! Anonymous (ID: pN721ViU) 08/27/17(Sun)16:16:17 No.139222018▶
> Are you ready for a better balkans?
> Are you ready for every country in the Balkans to become larger, with the exception of Serbia and Greece?
> Are you tired of your country looking like a Croissant?
> Are you upset your country looks like a illuminati triangle?
> Are you getting anoyed with people trying to assisnate your prime minister?
> Are you trying to regain your illirian land?
> Anoying trains crossing your border?
> Well all those issues are to be solved when we carve up Serbia between us!
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miss me with that muslim shit nigga
oh no it's Shit'eria poster
fake macedonia sage
Are you not supposed to be working in a toilet somewhere?
Death to roaches and alboniggers.
The only way to make the balkans perfect is to turn Albania into a crater
Serbia is rightful Albanian clay
kys you disgusting nonhuman
i won't lower myself by reading your post or indulging in your disguising nigger delusions
public execution is the least you deserve
Fucking dipersporas
WE.WANT.AN.ALBANIAN.ISLAMIC.BABY.BOOM!!
For just ten cents a day you can feed this starving Macedonkian. Please donate to the world wildlife fund
Poland might work on toilets but you belong in one.
romania is not in the balkans
no that's your job , time to flush the toilet too
>oh no, it pulled you in
t. american asslicker
HAHAHA REVEAL FLAG SERB DIASPORA
Go chock on a hamburger
op on the right
>dalmashits to bosnia
God please, let this happen. We don't need Vojvodina though.
Serbitch on the left cause I fuck you daily
>albanian subhumans and zerglings still think they'll ever get Greater Albania
T O P K E K
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>Romania
>implying we identify ourselves with balkanic culture
Hey white boii b1tches, I'mma Albanian kingx the BOSS is back
Where my Illy Rian br0s at
T. Elvis working in byrek shop in Elbasan
The most notible thing your country has done in the past 1000 years is bitch out and submit to a pleb tier demagogue at the first sight of danger. Go be a beta somewhere else
I make best byrek from Elbasan
sorry for the gypsy roots elvis
Hi white boii
Do you want best byrek from Elbasan?
I have with white cream and spinat
I wish these threads would work normally. Whenever I try one with normal questions nobody gives a shit.
But then comes the serb claiming everyone is shit and all their clay is his and we all descend upon the thread. Or the Turk claiming we are all slaves, or the albonigger wildly out of place. Or the Macedonian.
>tfw no non-autistic balkan threads
Hey that's me, Elvis from in elbasan
Come to my shop I give you one free byrek :)
How's the weather up there. Cold yet?
Still very warm, it's hard to work with the warm oven all day long but it's good money
>tfw just referred to as a macedonian
serbs vs croats vs bosnians is just banter m8
though I agree that the t*rkish problem and the albozerg problem need some final solutions and fast
>Implying it matters
We are culturally part of the balkans.
We had a bunch of former Yugo kids at our highschool. They were all the most mentally unstable, ultra nationalistic cunts you imaginable.
Fucking stay at home. Pathetic.
>Greece has the biggest army in EU
>mongoloid faggots wants to fuck with them
I would like to see how this will end up top kek
we will don't worry
This is the future
No white boiis here wanna buy my byrek?
My adresse is rruga skanderbeg 12, Elbasan
If you say you are from Sup Forums, I give you free byrek
Aren't you supposed to be selling weed and stealing organs?
>alboniggers not nuked
disgusting
How fucking mad do you think Skanderbeg would of been if he came back today and saw all the muslims in his lands still considering him a hero, even though he clearly didn't save his people?
how much burek?
1/4?
1/2?
kosovoniggers hate sanderbeg
You are joking but in childhood my grandmother told me stories.. To be careful when dark Lada with dark tainted windows comes or if you see Gipsies run away, they steal children..
GOOD GOD Its too good to be true.
I hope russia comes and blows up ur toilets so you have no more work.
A plate full of byrek (4-5 PIECES) with nice sour cream is for 150 lekë but I make good price.
150 lekë is about 1.30 euro .
Don't worry, we will make good use of you in the wars to come
Të qifsha
is it full burek or half or querter?
we sell it here in quarters and eighths
No one wants to be part of Greece or Turkey.
Have you ever been there?
Slavic countries are bad too.
It's 1/4, but I can do like customer wants. We also have 1/8
How much are your prices? Are byrek good in Macedonje?
you're an ibecile, i could be a serbian in serbia using the pirate flag, no need be a dispora and use a meme flag, would probably use local flag
>tl;dr alboroach iq =80
Të qifsha nonen
REVEAL FLAG
1/4 is 40 denars
very good taste
60denars = 1 euro
do you have meat burek or only chese and spinach?
eat poisoned byrek and die faggots alboroach
Yes with meat too. My favorite is tomatoes with oignons and peppers. Delicious
the only answer
rol
REVEAL FLAG PUSSY
sorry but i don't like those new flavors
only meat, cheese and spinach
also i have better price here why would i buy your burek?
WHATS UP UKIP SCUM HEARD YOU GOT NOWHERE TO SIT IN PARLIAMENT HAHAHAHAHA
>Yes with meat too.
How do we know you haven't ground people there?
why are you angry gjysh?
did kitty leave village?
...
rankovic approves
Calm down Ardit, why so belligerent?
Just admit it guy. We all have low IQs, that's why these Balkan generals are always shitpost general.
T. IQ of 91
are you a balkannigger?
Why does everyone hate Albania on here?
They're pro-US so that makes them cool with me. They don't seem like real Muslims at all. Hell they even got a statue of two of our presidents and a street named after George Bush. Probably the most pro-American nation in the Balkans. Good on them
answer my burek question nigger
someone actualy took his time to create this peace of shit map, backed only by fantasy, the same fantasy kids use to imagine shiny rainbows and unicorns that shit flowers.
t. armend miftari
youtube.com
:^)
>he thinks serbs arent serious when they "banter" those things
Yes.
Albanian diaspora to be specific.
The Balkans are bad, glad my family left the country.
OK. Well for 150 lekë you get a lot pieces and it's with bio ingredients so it's better cost-value. Also it's from my hands.
Lol suck a dick OP
I can't blame you but Italy isn't that better. Albania will probably get its shit together in the next 2 decades.
OP here, changed my IP because my poor Internet connection just got lost.
This thread was a mistake, please delete it, I want to apologize to my Serbbros who are based af.
Cuck
>quintessentially ilyrian children
Everyone hates us yes but who cares?
>turkey becomes full ottoman
>the power of christ and a fault in the universe brings reason to serbs
>balkan union
>somehow the rest of us realize the danger
>all gather under the Greek army
>btfo roaches
>retake constantinople
I know it wont happen, but what I do know is when shit hits the fan, if I was in a leadership position, I would let the byzantine faggots take the lead. Survival > pride and stupidity.
but i can get for less than a euro
please provide a discount
They made a whole song dedicated to sucking our dick. Now that's patriotism.
my iq is 124 so leave me out of your shit ramush
i want to believe this is satire, but i saw the flag and deep down i just know you aren't joking and you're actually that retarded.
drop dead you albo-turkish goat fucking inbred roach.
Not Bulgaria, Romania or Ukraine.
europarl.europa.eu
do you spread the word of ilyria?
Cuck as fuck
>self-hating diaspora alban
Nice to see there are still pure slavs in Albania. Even if you are in Italy now.
OK no problem
Romania is not part of the Balkans.
Go to school.
We should test our nuclear deterrent on Albania, and let the neighboring countries annex whatever is left.