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/ptg/ President Trump General - Removing The Brown Tumor Edition
MAGA
INSURANCE IS NOT GOING TO PAY A CENT!!!
Thank the Baker...THANKS BAKER!!!
Little early don't you think
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they'll probably cry for gibs won't they?
Just watch this entire shitshow become to Trump what Katrina became to George W.
Hope Donald wears a comfy pair of swim trunks when he goes down there
we need it broken down by race... who has insurance and who doesn't
>don't have cover
>wtf why they pay
wow really makes me think
awoo~
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THANKS FLIMPF
damn
They're niggers. They were already on the dole.
I HATE NIGGERS
Flood insurance is special and comes from the government. They often won't insure flood plains
>'What is FEMA?' for $500, Alex.
Trump cares more about people than Dubya ever did.
Good job. Did you coloured it yourself like that user asked previous thread?
imagine my shock
I don't know the juries are you up to this day in the world and want normies to be a kiwi and stand in Australias for the first time in a while for Russian bots to wake up to this day in the world and want normies to be a kiwi and stand in
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Tillerson turned on Drumpf lel "the president speaks for himself"
>tfw 60% spic or nigger
President Donald J. Trump
>he stared directly into a total eclipse, and the sun went blind.
>he built a sandcastle on a beach in Dubai, then sold it to the Saudi Royal Family as a vacation home.
>he won a golf tournament with a single stroke.
>he folded a paper airplane and threw it out the window; it bombed 4 ISIS bases.
>he signs legislation with feather quill pens plucked from a bald eagle perched on his desk.
>he follows witches around on a stage while standing perfectly still.
>he wanted to adopt a new pet, so he went on a safari.
>he was held hostage by terrorists; when negotiations were finished, they paid him a $30 million ransom.
>his online shitposting directs the course of human history.
>he sells rice to the Chinese.
>when his car was blocked by violent rioters, he walked the rest of the way.
>eating fast food makes him healthier.
>at the end of his 2 terms of President, he’ll look 30 years younger.
>when he visited the Vatican, the Pope prayed to him for forgiveness.
>he made employee of the month after his job interview.
>he was the guest speaker at his own college graduation.
>he issues pardons for crimes that weren’t even committed.
>the wives he divorced sing praise of his sexual prowess.
>Harvey is actually just another manifestation of Trump Curse
It all make sense now
>Hoeston full of niggers
Really warms up my bullpen.
It's a double manifestation.
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do Europeans think gators and crocs are mythical creatures or something?
Yeah.
Here's a fixed version (leg gap)
I might make some more like this now, I like this style, maybe hoppen snek, wojack, spurdo and moons.
And then rape them all with HILDAWWWWWGGG
wut
Does someone have an image with a headline of Hurricane Harvey hitting Houston? asking for myself
no its just that we do build our houses in swamps
> DON'T EVACUATE GOYS
> Fuck the republican governor, fuck drumpf and fuck white people
> t. the democrat Houston Mayor
You mean like the art style or 40k specifically?
That's just modern euroniggers for you. Egypt has crocodiles and was part of Greece and Rome for centuries.
don't*
Top notch job with the metallic pain and the shadows
You don't have any swamps faggot.
Houston needs to be nuked.
>inb4 it's Trump using HAARP to punish them
So was the Houston Mayor fucking up big time with his "we're fine" shit?
i still wish we could deport them via catapult or trebuche. it could be a new tv show. 24/7 taco flipping
>You don't have any swamps faggot.
Both. Maybe some Metal gear/40K mecha shit plus the 90s art book effect with the text.
Snek will say 'No Step!' and so on
>comic
That's a good one
It doesn't matter. Beans and niggers will still reelect him. Or whatever potato the Democrat Party puts up.
Nah.
White people will leave
Nogs will stay and drown, then blame whitey.
he wants to loot with the niggers i bet
Like I said, this was a one time thread for me. Some body will have to bake the next one
>Just watch this entire shitshow become to Trump what Katrina became to George W.
>Hope Donald wears a comfy pair of swim trunks when he goes down there
Except that in this case feds gave all assistance beforehand, republican governor as well and Houston democrat Mayor (see ) dropped the ball in his city
>live on tiny shit hole island
>have no swamps
Pretty simple desu..
It would explain why the ICE checkpoints aren't closing.
are you actually this dumb?
Dems need dead bodies to blame on Trump.
You are very naive
If the media blames Trump, they will blame Trump, not the mayor - normally, but people don't trust the media anymore
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Why did Fox News tell people not to evaluate?
Reminder: Houston is a sanctuary city and does not cooperate with ICE
>Fox News showing video of some nigger in Houston crying about some water in her house
>"Dey didn't tell us to evacuate!"
>Muh kids can't swim!
>Single mom, no father
>Help us white people! You so racist! This is Trump's fault!
They followed up with white people that have even more flooding; the dad was trying to catch a fish in their living room and the family was laughing about it. Why are blacks so useless?
Nice work, user. Very nice marine.
>stay in homes and drown, my niggaz
Yet obama didn't even get flak for the BP oil spill. How long did it take him to respond? Wasn't it a month or two?
I wonder if we can meme something like not to call for help if you're an illegal or ICE will come arrest them
I think it's also a symptom of the media being overaly dramatic about everything that doesn't matter. So when something comes a long like this that can actually kill hundreds of people they are viewed at the same level as every single Trump/Russia/Possible Collusion update.
Not only is it king nigger of Houston's fault, but much of the blame should be placed on the media.
Dems already did that
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Opposing Trump means fucking with forces that you don't understand
Case in point
>If the media blames Trump, they will blame Trump
Yeah, putting "le blue Texas meme" to sleep for another half century. Unlike most people think locals aren't fooled by the national media, CNN may blast "this is Trump's fault" but people in Texas will know damn well who fucked up.
National media may give comfort and a safe space for leftists to pretend they're not miserable losers but it changes nothing in the field.
Here is leftist account that realised just that [1]
> But what's the effect on normal people? Taking a break from Twitter and the media for a week to go be with normal people gave me an interesting perspective that I don't get when I'm surrounded by others invested in politics. None of them care.
> The exact number of times I heard normal people mention Nazis was zero. No one normal was talking about it, except on the occasional big screen I passed in my travels. No one normal was paying attention to the Wolf Blitzers or the Rachel Maddows. Everyone normal was living their lives, and this fake moral meltdown had no part in them.
> The fact that the whole thing is so ridiculous doesn't help it gain traction. Donald Trump is a lot of things, but a Nazi is not one of them.
Local people don't get home from their 9 to 5 jobs at 8PM, tired from a long day at some menial work and turn the TV to get outraged with CNN and MSNBC. They turn american idol on or leave to the local bar to drink a cold one or just have their dinner and sleep to start over the next day.
Only urban and college educated retards pay attention to the fake news and that's why they're dying
>swamps on a shitty little island
Peat bogs ain't swamps tyron..
>$0.02 USD has been deposited in your account.
You left out the best part:
>emergency services told the lady not to call back unless the water reaches her waist.
that guy catching fish was pretty funny
Houston, we hav broblems
die commie
keep moving them posts
>followed up with white people that have even more flooding; the dad was trying to catch a fish in their living room and the family was laughing
Top kek
>Why are blacks so useless?
It's one of the universes greatest mysteries.
>5 people in Houston have died and Trump hasn't done a thing
Defend this. Seriously, defend this.
He should be sending in the national guard but he's too busy golfing to care for the common man. I won't be voting for him again in 2020, that's for sure.
I'd just like to take this opportunity to go on the record that I stand behind The President and support anything and everything he does.
kek wish i could get on twitter and troll the Ars guy, but they scare the shit out of me. they one time doxxed one of their users that was famous in the news, and did an entire article on his strange posts. was it snowden? don't remember, but they're basically reddit: the tech blog. straying away from groupthink is frowned upon
>peat bogs are swamps
t. Limey faggot that's never seen a American swamp
Aren't you late for tea and Jamals cock?
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why are you so upset? run out of oil in your swamp or something?
5 people have died and your making jokes? This is on all Republicans hands. Mark my words, they will pay for what they've done.
More like Poostoun
>be a liberal shithole
>get fucked
Sucks to be them
>captcha: river memorial
What did Kek mean by this?
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5 people have died you stupid Aussie. Stop making fun of them. Those responsible for it, the right wingers in Texas government, WILL be held accountable.
>5 people have died and your making jokes?
where do you think you are?
I knew Mayweather was going to win based on this alone.
Trump is literally blessed by God. He fucking stared directly at the eclipse and his vision was fine. He is divinely guided.
>139243458
Like obama paid for what he did with Irene?
Can someone get me a map of what parts of Houston voted for Hillary? I believe this is another act of the Trump Curse
>democrat mayor doesn't issue evacuation order
>this is Trump's fault
>5 have died
That's nut nearly enough user.
I've been gone a while. Miller is still in right?
What did Trump mean by this...?
It wasn't Obamas fault. He did everything he could to help those people. Trump purposefully let the hurricane hit Houston because he hates Hispanic people.
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Hmmm......
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Okay, but the guy you're looking for is a democrat.