Mates I've got this nasty ache in my jaw and mouth, it feels like my teeth aren't sitting right. When I put my teeth together I feel like they are clenching. Whats going on here?
Ryder Barnes
Nth for fuck off Paddy poofter
William Hill
G-good Evening A-Anglo-senpais. . .
Despite his loss, McGregor is likely to blow his $100 million on a headpat binge in Angloland. . .
Aaron Lee
One cock too many
Jackson Brown
Everyone please ignore the headpats nonce.
Remember, he's a grown, hairy, sweaty, overweight man. Do not, under any circumstances, reply to him.
you fucked up your jaw muscles sleeping weird most likely. give it a day or two then get it checked if it's still bothering you.
Ryan Robinson
Are there any wojak/pepe memes of Del Boy and Rodney?
Michael Rodriguez
Saw even worse videos of that on Snapchat. Rainbow flags covering police cars driving down the parade. Shameful.
Sebastian Ward
What is it about brit/pol/ that attracts so many poofters?
Oliver Brown
Do you grind your teeth at night desu? Maybe a trip to the dentist is in order, as recommends.
Jason Kelly
That sure told them, suppose they will stop throwing gays off the roof now.
Ryder Brown
Is 22 a good age to be applying for the Royal Navy as an officer? Anyone know if the intake tends to be a bit younger/older?
Joseph Bell
I'm not a porter lad, I'm just a submissive in a fandom relationship.
Aiden Gray
It's the headpats, Englishmen give the best ones to travelling paddies.
Jason Phillips
Looks like the government fucked up.
Essex has a chemical haze and it's fucking people's eyes and throats up. I bet it's a leak from the poison that is making people docile and men infertile.
Alexander Perez
Depends if you look the part or not, if you look like a young little bitch don't even bother. Generally older.
Luke King
*punches you on the top of your head* How's that for a headpat, faggot!
Bentley Turner
the sooner the better. but if you think you'll make a better officer by delaying, then delay and develop more as a man - then apply.
Up to 50 people are suffering breathing difficulties after a mystery 'chlorine' mist crept across the sea towards Beachy Head this afternoon.
Emergency services evacuated the area after bank holiday makers complained of sore eyes and throats after a "mist" appeared on the beach.
Police ordered people to stay away form the area and told nearby residents to keep their doors and windows closed after reports of "an unknown haze coming in from the sea."
Witnesses claimed there was a smell of “chlorine” in the air at the beauty spot in East Sussex, with one saying it 'stung their noses.'
Coastguard UK confirmed they have been ushering people from the beach.
Brandon Evans
Ok what the fuck is this, CHEMICAL MIST FROM THE SEA
James Jones
M-mean!
Ethan Johnson
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Nolan Rivera
It's probably just some Wicked Green someone is smoking.
"The smell of plastic is strong in the air and my eyes are irritated."
Maybe an incinerator desu.
Ayden Robinson
Chemical attack?
Dan Sankey also wrote on Twitter: "Beautiful afternoon at Birling Gap cut short by some weird mist, burning everyone's eyes which led to the beach and cliff being evacuated."
Another witness, Jonathan Hill said: "Thought it was hay fever to start with until we were told to close all windows and doors just now! BeachyHead and birlinggap evacuated."
Gold Mojito wrote: "Being evacuated from Birling Gap eyes streaming can't breathe properly not exactly what I was hoping for.
Chase Evans
Link?
Ian Gray
>Beachy Head THEY SAW THE WAVES THEY SAW THE WAVES
That fuck the tories thing is a result of some lad I know being off his fucking bonce at glasto, getting a picture with him and captioning he said that, as if it's actually taken as fact
Elijah Martin
I'm also thinking of joining, as a weapons engineering officer after uni, is this a good choice or is there better?
Lincoln Clark
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Ethan Jones
Drones or anti air. Thats the future.
Evan Perez
We'll it's transitional deal or no deal / WTO rules. Article 50 has been issued, there's no revoking it.
David Davis should hire /ourguy/ to head up negotiations.
Daniel Edwards
No happenings at Notting Hill?
Levi Sanders
It's the entire bank holiday weekend, lad, there's still time Right now let's focus on developments of the fucking chemical haze over Sussex
Jackson Gonzalez
Any news? Apparently its been there since 11am this morning but barely being mentioned.
Oh dear oh dear.
Angel Jenkins
Nah, m8, Muzzies aren't competent enough to pull this off without gassing their council housing in the process
David Davis should resign for being out of his depth. If it is Government policy now to pursue a transitional agreement that keeps us in the customs union and the single market (which is basically the EEA by another name), then why did Davis waste all this time dicking the EU around?. The Opposition and the Government have the same Brexit strategy, I suppose that's something. Hotel California
Kevin Martinez
digits and I go out desu
Jaxon Hall
Fuck off cunt
Caleb Parker
No updates yet, probably just a lot of confused coppers trying to work out where to start
