Reminder if you can't swim you're no better than a nigger

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i can swim but i panic in deep water i'm scared of getting tired and not being able to swim back kek

I have done my first Sprint Triathlon this summer and am currently training a bit to do an Olympic distance one in mid-September.

It is really fun. In the past I always had trouble with long distance freestyle - wrong technique and pace but now I can swim a km and look up and think "darn, has it been a km already?"

>tfw grown up in a country where swimming lessons are mandatory in kindergarten

>i can swim but i panic in deep water i'm scared of getting tired and not being able to swim back kek
Why would you get scared? You can just lay there if you get tired. Furthest I swam out once was around 2km in Crete. A fisherboat came buy and asked me if I needed help... I think I was out around 3 hours or so in total. Loved it! The water is absolute fantastic int he South of Crete.

>every person who ever drowned
>DUDE JUST LAY THERE LOL

I swam into America through the Rio Grande.

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>>every person who ever drowned
>>DUDE JUST LAY THERE LOL
But you can just lay there.

Getting scared of drowning is like being scared of falling of a cliff when you go mountaineering. Yes sure, if you take a step off a cliff or trip and fall you'll die, but why would you do that? It's like saying you trip while a subway train comes along and you fall right in front of it.

>I swam into America through the Rio Grande.
I plan to take a canoe across the Channel to England. It takes about 10hrs and you on the other side. very easy even for intermediates.

the human psyche will kill itself under the perception of drowning, you can say just lay there but they're still gonna be fighting the water and eventually start inhaling it.

It's like saying, man if I was in that robbery I would have done this, this and this. Hindsight is 20/20

WHonthe fuck can't swim

But you are not drowning. If I get tired swimming in the ocean, I just lie there for 10min or so, get my strength back and then I swim back.

I never swim out in the rough sea, yes, in the rough sea with 12feet waves you will drown after a few hours.

>Liquid snow

Fuck off Ahmed, we're full.

You've been swimming most likely your entire life though? I'm of course talking about the rest that don't have your experience. It's surprising to think about but it's not chasing unicorns to assume there's people stupid enough to make a situation they perceive as helpless worst by moving/fighting instead of just floating..

>swimming on rough sea
living in the coastal area of my state, every fucking summer a few retarded tourists die here, it's fucking amazing. The coast guards even put gigantic signs along the coastline, but they never learn. It's amusing honestly.

>he coast guards even put gigantic signs along the coastline
What if they dont speak gorilla?

Many blacks know how to swim. It's called having teaching lessons.

ocean water gives more buoyancy than a fresh water swimming pool or lake

maybe they should speak lead, seems like they better understand that language

Totally not a overused joke.
Anyway the signs are in portuguese, spanish and english. If you come here and don't speak any of those you deserve to die tbqh

Dead Man's Float doesn't work so well in choppy waters friendo.

Our there seriously people on this board who can't swim? I've never met a person who couldn't swim.

Blacks can't swim. They're pretty terrible at it to be quite honest family.

Actually that just reminded me I'm pretty sure this mixed girl I dated when I was 15/16 couldn't swim.

not true, my token nigger friend can swim laps around everyone, backstroking across our 3 acre lake like its nothing

assume hybrids swim just as good, only the gang gang niggers are helpless

I'm 21 and 100% white and can't swim. Wasn't mandatory in school and parents never cared enough to teach me.

So did I but I got a group coach and finally learned to swim at 18... Plees no bully

I'll rape your entire bloodline, living and dead. Don't fuck with me.

I could until I signed up to group lessons with a coach... Please no bully. I'm 20 now

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>Sopa de macaco, uma delicia

Hahahahshahsha

Take lessons or just jump into a pool, your instincts should kick right off

Same user, BUT at 18 I signed up to a group class with a coach and 10 weeks in I was swimming regularly. I hate free diving though, I can't regulate by breathing properly.

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You are no better than a dog. Fuck man, a dog can swim with no instruction.

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how can a person not be able to swim?

You can float even in fresh water without moving a muscle. The key is controlling your breath.
The only valid excuses for drowning are losing consciousness or high waves.

I don't have to, I live in the mountains where niggers would die from cold.

they have higher bone density and it makes them sink more