Hear me out, /pol. I need your help

My crush is asexual and I don't know how to make a relationship like that work and eventually lead to producing offspring. C'mon, any Chads out there. Teach me! I need to save the white race. Blue eyes and pale skin run in my family.

Chads, where are you? I desperately need the advice.

get a girl that isn't asexual?

You don't understand. This girl is a 10/10 cutie, I want to protect her smile always.

I don't think a Chad could give the right advice here. Just ask her out and be nice, because being sexually attractive won't work.

masculine polarity... you being an alpha chadson will make her subconsciously bring out a feminine energy

What is a
>/pol

She'll either grow out of it or she's a dyke.

>My crush is asexual
Heh. She's asexual FOR YOU.

She isn't asexual. You just repulse her.

Also most girls who say they're asexual are full of shit. I don't know the circumstances, but she's probably just saying that because she thinks it makes her sound cool

But she didn't say that to me. I was eavesdropping on a conversation.

If she loves you, she'll suffer the sex.

Chad here. Your attractiveness would need to be at such a level that you would change her mind about being asexual. You will not motivate her any other way.

Good luck!

Is such a thing even possible?

...

How do I make her fall in love with me? What can I use as a conversation starter while looking at her beautiful eyes? My mind went numb and blank when I tried to do that.

Being emotionally fucked up and having only been with 2 women in your life doesn't make you asexual. Some people count Berserk as their favorite manga for a reason and have a snap reflex when even being touched, just saying.

not a Chad here but still knowledgable.

if she says she's asexual she's either lying to you or if she really is completely asexual without any chance of ever getting excited for sex, then she's not worth your time.

I know it's hard but there are other and many more fish in the oceans waiting to be caught, OP.

>asexual
top kek, this guy gets it

I'm assuming you're both high school kids or something, correct? She's just naive/innocent.

Chicks say this all the time, they don't know what they want. My girlfriend was supposedly "asexual". It took a lot of work to score her and get her to go out with me. Now three years later, she's FAR from asexual.

Could be a meme girls use to weed at people. I dunno. If you like her, just keep hanging out with her and flirting.

Gain 20 pounds of muscle and buy a nice car. There is nothing complicated about attracting women.

Don't try to change people.

Be your best self, try to win them over, and if you don't then quickly move on and try the next. Anything else, you will miss opportunities for an actually good girl and waste yourself on a dead end.

If she says she's """"asexual"""" it's because she doesn't want to fuck you

Having a "crush"
Aren't you supposed to be 18 to post here?

That's what I thought of.

I forgot to mention this, but she was repulsed by another guy trying to hit on her who is coincidentally one of my friends. He has become a non-threat though because he was only doing so for attention. He likes boipussi more. So as I said before, I heard her say she's asexual when I was eavesdropping a conversation.

Ayyyyyyyy

Shadilay

I am 18.

>How do I make her fall in love with me?

there is no guarantee for that at all. does she know you well or not at all? try to test the waters first. be confident and introduce yourself to her. ask her about something you might have in common. I mean, christ, we don't even know shit about your circumstances.

You know I talk to mods and realize how many hours you've spent on the board in the past week, right?

Women make up bullshit like this all the time OP. Just become good enough friends to treat her like shit

Coming to Sup Forums for relationship advice?
KILL YOURSELF YOU FUCKING FAGGOT

you sound beta as fuck you can never be a chad sit back and relax while she gets dicked down by an alpha

shes not asexual, she just doesnt want to date you or fuck you