What's in the box, Sup Forums?

What's in the box, Sup Forums?

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cornflakes

a black stone, some say its a remnant of a meteor

Dragon dildos.

Shekels

shattered dreams

Are the muslims hungry?

The belly of the dragon will drip water

A literal toilet seat. No really, some guy stole the stone in the box and used it as a shitter seat for a couple of years.

Kentucky's Fried Chicken

A kebab shop that got shut down by the local council for e. coli

Madeline McCann.

>Screen cap this

a fax machine

a big present for whoever nukes it first

A meteorite, they just love things that collide at incredible high speed

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Bacon rations

it's [spoiler]A NEW CAR![/spoiler]

german rave party

more boxes

a meteorite from antiquity

it was actually a pagan place of worship prior to mouhammedian degeneracy

There used to be a Shiva lingam in there, but it was removed in Muhammad's lifetime.

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Theres videos and photos. Really bland. Few pots and pans hanging up

Nothing. The reason it is not opened is because when you unfold a box it becomes a cross. On that day they will learn they are wrong.

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A few shit lanterns.

Fuck you

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WHAT'S IN THE FUCKING BOX?

A Jew.

assault vans

iirc the mozzies believe that Abraham built it.

A millennial trick

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Black stone Vagina, that came from space.

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vans of peace

An ISIS strip club filled with so many goats, if you're not a mudslime it might kill you.

It's the only toilet in the muslim world and the people around it are waiting in line to use it.

72 virgins

a jew with a bunch of levers and buttons and valves and shit

Who don't, never forget.

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Time traveling Trump, encased in carbonite.

What happens if the box were to be destroyed, hypothetically? How can they fulfill their mandatory role?

the stone is mounted on the outer corner of the building in a metal sculpture of their goddess's cunt. the stone is mounted in the position of the clitoris in the metal cunt. the hajj is a giant masturbation of the muslim goddess, as each man in turn tries to rub and kiss her clitoris.

now you know the secret, user. try not to get allahu akbared over it.

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>What happens if the box were to be destroyed, hypothetically?

Muslims will start malfunctioning.

lets invade this and we shall see then destroy it

deus vult

A Satan-fucking Jewizard.

I guess that's why its a giant box.

This is the inside.

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a long time ago, that room housed the idols of many different gods and goddesses. now it only houses the goddess whose cunt they caress into bliss during the hajj

The Muslim Overmind

It's just a convenient symbol for the Muzzies to pray to. The rock itself doesn't mean that much, it's the city of Mecca itself that is holy.

Think of it like St. Peter's Cathedral and Rome. Rome itself is important to Catholicism because it is the symbol of the faith of early Christian martyrs, and the persecution they faced. The cathedral itself? The holy monuments? It would suck if they were destroyed, but they would just rebuild them and move on with their lives. It's just a symbol.

i think they would def miss the stone, the cube is more unique than st peters, this pilgrimage is essential to completely everyone who wants to be a real muzz, only quite devout cath f.ex go on pilgrimages + they have multiple locations to choose from...... they would def malfunction

Well basically, a bunch of people insert a big metal crank into the side and start walking in clockwise direction to crank it. A few days after, a big Muslim jack-in-the-box pops out, turban and everything, and showers surrounding Muslims with European passports and bomb making manuals. True story, I am not trolling.

they kept only one idiol, it was the idol of one of gods that muhammeds father worshiped - Ba'al

Star beats cube.

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nuke it.

Me. Send help.

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A magnet. EMP please

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jack in the box

Box of condoms and the worlds hottest young boys. Won't be needing the condoms lol ;)

Coke and saudi royals playing ps4

72 virgins

Heroin

*insert overused unfunny sex joke here*

A powerful Jewish lich

only bar i mecca

That's not inside.

Hillary's 33 thousand emails

A giant pig God masturbating

That's just dumb

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72 shaved virgins

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the best shawarma stand in the world

ITS A FUCKING MIRACLE

Nevermind. The thumbnail looked like ICP at first.

>Star beats cube.

it's all the same thing

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the true god and his prophet

the entire world supply of Fidget Spinners!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Fragments of the dome above us all

My Bionicle collection

a poster of brad pitt saying "what's in the box?"

a rock and some footprints

Kevin Spacey is Keyser Soze

>corona bikini
>drinking bud light

The ghost of a church. The remains of a baptismal font on the right when entering, a walled-up door opposite. The Kaaba wall without doors faces Jerusalem.