Alt For Norge

Is Norway a good place for a native swiss to migrate to?

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Stay and make your own country better, theres no excuse for running.

>Norway
>Not a socialist shithole full of taxation

at least they have no slave wages and low social services like we do.

Have you looked at their housing prices compared to the average income? Good luck paying more than 1000 Jewros for a 2 room flat

>moving from Switzerland to Norway
Ahahahahaha are you high what the fuck why would you ever want to do that

I have, since I worked in Norway, also look at he prices in the better part of Frankfurt/M...

Frankfurt is full of shitskins anyways. I live in Cologne and I can get a studio for appx. 350 Jewros a month.

> Le based swiss patriotic paradise.

It's a meme Kristian. And Norway seems to be the last nordic country able to be saved. And my Grandfather was Norwegian and I have a few relatives in Bergen.

Can I go to Norway?

I don't mind cold and I never raped anybody.

Norway is basically Switzerland with coast, more taxes and more attractive people.

Back into the union with you

>Ahahahahaha are you high what the fuck why would you ever want to do that

Switzerland is small and turning into Bizzarro Absurdistan, some weeks ago it was announced they plan to increase population by 2 million immigrants, in a country of 8.5 million, at least Norway has more rural areas where one can escape to.
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>Frankfurt is full of shitskins anyways.
no shit, Sherlock?
>I live in Cologne and I can get a studio for appx. 350 Jewros a month.
good for you, of no use for me as I work near Frankfurt, NRW in general is cheaper.

Danmark pls save us from immigrant hordes

NORGE FOR NORDMENN
HUT DEG UT

and BBC for Nordkvinner

>my Grandfather was Norwegian
>native swiss
Just kys you filthy mongrel.

Stay away from my Silje Torp-fu.

>ywn be manhandled by an Amazonian Viking goddess.

I dunno user. No sun and somalia just over the border is the vibe I'm getting from this place. Do you have a job lined up there?

What is the tax situation and when can I start drilling for oil?

Looks like a tranny

>t. ugly spaniard muslim rapebaby.

Reconquista didn't change your gene pool muhammad.

She's the crazy Amazon Sex Cop in Lilyhammer.

Honestly I'd love if (((she))) fucks me with a strapon

Brackets are for kikes, Kevin.

I just want her to pin me down after she gets done with a workout and is all stinky and sweaty and forces b=me to lick her crotch.

Switzerland will be the last fortress of western Europe in the coming decades (like written in the Camp of the Saints).
I don't know why you would like to move elsewhere (outside of a passion for another culture).

>t was announced they plan to increase population by 2 million immigrants

Vast majority of their migrants are french, germans, italians and slavs.
I understand why swiss are pissed about them taking their jobs but it's not a cultural or ethnical threat.

>Lilyhammer
Good show.

Fucking Netflix cancelled the last season to make fucking "Fuller House." Fuck them.

>native Swiss
>Grandfather Norwegian
You're not a native Swiss, piss off as you clearly don't care about the nation.

I'm fine with it ending on a high note. There wasn't really that much to explore within the series' premise.

that much more*

Stay away from Norway, bro. The people there are a bunch of faggots. Government also tax you to death. Alcohol is also mad expensive ther. Like buying a beer is supposed to be a luxury. The snowniggers are a bunch of retards. Girls are also overrated. You find better looking in rest of Europe.

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>Don't like your tilted stage
>The role you made me play
>Of the fool, no, I don't like you
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>How you laugh when you lie
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>[...]
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>But I got smarter, I got harder in the nick of time
>Honey, I rose up from the dead, I do it all the time
>I've got a list of names and yours is in red, underlined
>I check it once, then I check it twice, oh!

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>[...]
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>[...]
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Am I the only one finding it's an oddly fitting song for Sup Forums and the jews ?