>be me
>living in houston
>life is good
>be illegal immigrant too
>hurricane
>uh oh
>whole house is destroyed
>life ruined
>oh well, i guess ill have to restart, america is the land of opportunity after all!
>driving on road going to fema camp
>police checkpoint up ahead
>probably checking to see if people are okay
"License and registration please"
>get deported
*breathes in*
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAAHHAHHAHAH
trump is a fucking god what did we do to deserve this man
based police state. liberals are gonna be so pissed
Bump for righteous (and hilarious) justice.
come to canada yu guys will love it
Dude if this is fucking real and people actually get deported, the leftists are gonna cry tears of blood in the streets for weeks.
please be real, we need some goddamn law and order
THIS is why we elected Trump.
Perfect. Border hoppers mooching off our tax dollars will be getting nothing in return.
I'm drunk as fuck and this is the funniest shit I have ever seen lmfaoloooooooooo
PFTAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
The only thing better about this would be if we deported them to Canada.
Beans BTFO
I'm drunk, President Trump is the biggest asshole in recorded history
As a Houstonian I'll take this as a blessing in disguise.
It is seriously flooding though. Seriously.
>Genghis Khan, Stalin, and Mao killed millions
>Trump got rid of some illegals
He is truly worse than Hitler.
>enforcing basic sovereignty laws
>police state
Pick one. That's why communists hate it.
After flood waters start to recede, the Army or National Guard will be going door to door, confiscating firearms. You will not hear about this until lawsuits are filed, and then silently fall into obscurity.
Also, guess how they'll know which houses to check?
idiot over here
He's such an asshole but I love him
Game news, I have yet to hear of anyone getting their papers checked. Don't believe everything you read online.
Fake news*
Trump is the hero we need but not the one we deserve
Well at least the illegal won't have to worry about the flood anymore. Kek
While this is certainly bullshit, what is with the media always claiming it't the fucking administration doing shit? Like the president and his cabinet are standing in the rain on some shitty Texas highway manning a checkpoint?
For fuck's sake, not every government agency or employee = presidential administration.
Fuck off were full
came here to post this.
the MSM and their lackeys are whores.
They'll just claim they lost it in the hurricane
These people will never get the message to fuck off back where they came from. They have lived here long enough to think in their minds that they are entitled to stay here, illegally, without papers. So the only way is to force them back, believe me when I say this, for the majority who are illegal, unless you knock on their doors and cuff them and put them inside an ICE van, they will not leave.
This hurricane truly is the savior of white america
Seeing as it's Texas, I'm going to assume the answer is "All of them, because it's Texas."
>be Mexican
>swim across river to US
>hurricane comes
>police check papers of people evacuating
>afraid they'll deport you
>stay where you are
>flood waters carry you back to Mexico
I kek'd