With all these shitposting LARP generals I figured we deserved our own.
>What is poutine and why is it the best thing ever? >When will we finally defeat our bitter enemy, the Mexican leafblower? >Do we even have politics anymore, or are we JUSTined for another term? >Why is Quebec still here? >If ISIS invaded Ontario would anyone even tell the difference?
Come in and crash, bash or just take part in our national passtime of shiposting. Look, we even have embed video like the cool kids! Thread Theme: youtube.com/watch?v=C_TfBbR6L0M
what are you guys going to do when 380,000 salvadorans and hondurans lose status early next year and head northwards for free gibs?
Isaac Thompson
Play hockey and get drunk. Well, drunkER.
Jace Robinson
I hope usa invades and kills all non anglos.
Kevin Ramirez
quebec is still based as fuck, roc are still a bunch of pussies
Cameron Mitchell
>Why is Quebec still here? Because they make the best beer.
Bentley Martinez
this stuff is particularly tasty
Mason Hughes
>saporro shit beer is best nigga pls
Carson Roberts
I'm partial to the unibroues myself. I use Fin du Monde on all my glazed hams.
Jaxon Evans
The GTA is lost forever, swept away by a shitslide of brown people. If the pace keeps up, Canada will be lost in a pompeian shitastrophe. It is a shame; if you visit your local archives you can witness how nice this country used to be.
Colton Barnes
Unibroue does have some fine products
Isaiah Howard
Why did you remove this beautiful flag?
Ethan Campbell
it pissed a lot of people off
Tyler Johnson
Did they even speak English?
Asher Allen
God Bless Trudeau for strengthening our Leafbux to 80 cents and ending the horrific days of Harper Recession
Jacob Gutierrez
>What is poutine and why is it the best thing ever? French Fries with melted cheese and gravy. It's good because all of it's parts are great foods. >When will we finally defeat our bitter enemy, the Mexican leafblower? Maybe when you replace the Mexican with a robot? >Do we even have politics anymore, or are we JUSTined for another term? Nah shit's heating up with Commie Indian guy: youtube.com/watch?v=Cq3llu-lw8E >Why is Quebec still here? So Liberals can keep wining federal elections? >If ISIS invaded Ontario would anyone even tell the difference? The might throw the premier off a building. Which would be nice.
>live two hours outside of Toronto >nice sized city, population of around 100k+ >95% white
I fucking love my life
Eli Flores
Given that the french and slavs who live here outpopulate the anglos Canada may or may not be regicidal in nature.
James Davis
Burlington? King City?
Oliver Wilson
East or West of Toronto? I've been through Timmins and it's comfy as fuck.
Sebastian Watson
fpbp
Gabriel Cruz
/r/metacanada
William Taylor
100% Kingston
Adam Howard
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Easton Brooks
>living in a 95% white city >not living in a 95% white province
Liam Lewis
>Mexican leaf blower
You mean pic related?
Zachary Stewart
Nuff said...
Jacob James
Fuck canadians just nuked that shitty ass 3rd world country.
Carson Morgan
i plan on flying it once i get my house. hard to fly a flag in a condo in cuckronto
Eli Brooks
how bad is toronto?
I'm moving there soon
Jeremiah Rogers
To bad NB is full of fat people, ei leeches, and single mothers.
Caleb Hall
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Ian Wilson
good lord, why?
it's alright if you're a millionaire and live in the few remaining white areas. Picture everything you view wrong with the west and Toronto magnifies it. Traffic is horrible on most major routes from early morning to well into the evening. Transit is a joke. Everything is more expensive here because of reasons. Really, everything. It's like Toronto has it's own price.
I'm sort of bound to the city for work (construction sector) for a living, but I'll be moving north about an hour soon.
