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>will be on the planet forever
followed immediately by
>takes 200 years to break down

I'd ask for two straws

And plastic straws are a gateway to cigarette smoking.

How else will I give myself hickies :'-(

>will be on this planet forever
Like, what does that mean? The individual atoms that make up the straw were here before the straw was made. What's the problem here?

buying straws from the cash and carry on mass now

>forever
>200 years

No :(

Which is a gateway to dicks.
Miles and miles of cock.
One day you wipe the cum from you chin and realize it's all because of those straws.
And the Jews.

(((They))) created climate change just so they could stop giving away free straws.

Fucking jews when will they stop?

>be on the planet forever
>only takes 200 years to break down
So it doesn't take forever and will have little to no impact on our planet.

>make straws
>don't use them
>they magically disappear

The more you know!

>refuse straw
>someone else takes it anyways
BRAVO

>Our planet will be ruined in 200 years
>America will fall in a 100

Makes you think

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>on mass

Japan is way ahead of you.

>avoiding them makes them go away

they're made regardless if you use them or not. they are there. may as well use the fucking things.

This sign is sexist because often a straw is necessary when a girl has lipstick on, this is just another example of society sending mixed messages to women "wear makeup look pretty", "smudge your lipstick save the planet"

This

>matter can neither be created nor destroyed

This. If you don't use a MINIMUM of two straws from this day forward, you are a leftist retard.

These god-damn Jews have have to be stopped.

And yet, they are still using plastic straws.
Paper straws exist.
Fucking stupid lefties.

By that logic I shouldn't take a shit because those particles will also stay on earth forever

>not calling it "project last straw"
baka

yes then that leads to devil leaves which leads to harder drugs and finally death.

When i get a gin tonic with a straw i feel like a kid. Do you see james bond use straws?

holy fuck I haven't seen this image in forever

>not using plutonium straws
pleb

>THIS IS THE LAST STRAW

why don't they just stop offering straws???

I don't use straws anyway so I guess i'm ahead of the curve.

how do i drink my cocktail without a straw ?

just put it in the trashcan and it will get burned omg retardecolo

is this bait

>picks up a straw
>inserts into cup
>proceeds to drink from cup using straw
Easy as that, OP. Wtf you bitching about?

No you wouldn't pussy

If you consume food out of petrochemicals you're mantit beta-male fluoride starer no better than the most complacent of Shabbos goyim

i thought only women and homosexuals used straws (because lipstick) do straight men in the americas seriously suck on a plastic dick lmao?

>Offer straws
>Tell people not to take them

What else should I expect from clearly the same type of "people" who tell you they aren't interested in what you have to say because you're a 'bigot'.

JUST STOP GIVING STRAWS

>into tiny toxic particles with the same chemical makeup

They're not toxic or bioactive until they escape the structure of the straw

penis

>be me
>have first MacDonald's in ages
>been much hungrier than usual after, even for a couple of days
They are definetly putting something in food.

Tbh plastic consumption is pretty bad. But that is whta it should have said. Rather than just about a straw

think a lot about dick, medpack?

Don't eat food products, eat hand-prepared foods out of ceramic or glass. Even paper cups will be sprayed with a BPA coating, some metal cups too. They Jewed the entirety of food industry materials.

Yeh, i've just realised how much i've been eating since.
Food from MacDonald's isn't even too good just convenient. Just salt, fat and artificial flavouring.

I mean. If it's a fucking McDonalds cup of soda and you're in the car, what the fuck else are you going to do? Bring a fucking seperate plastic cup?
You're a joke, man. A joke.

>A healthy ocean provides resilience to climate change.

Shouldn't we be making our oceans bigger?

You can hold the cup without the cap and sip it. I know this sounds like a walk on the wild side but if you have a functioning inner ear and motor cortex it works out ok.

We should be putting trees in the ocean

This is sheer madness. Also, that just means you're more likely to get shit in your cup.

would you be willing the provide the source?

how do they end up in the ocean? I thought trash gets burnt

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its a good idea but not for muh climate change but for general pollution. straws are a total waste, theres literally no need for them best not to produce them at all

most of the plastic in the ocean/rivers comes from storm drains. that's why they always say to put it in trash bins, so it won't do that.

>You can hold the cup without the cap and sip it.
Except for some of the cheap plastic or wax paper fast food to go cups that deform when you hold them without the lid providing support.

thank you friend, I knew I had seen the art style before.

plastic dick fetishest out in full force

>"would you like paper or plastic straws?" *plastic staws - 10cents
Coming soon to a restaurant near you

Absolutely degenerate
Absolutely reprehensible

Underrated

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Climate change is a goddamn myth.

I'm so fucking sick of Progressives. Where do these people come from? How do these people function in the real world while living in one that is based on make-believe and fantasy?

Its baffling...

Anyone against this idea is a gigantic fucking cunt, and a degenerate peice of shit.

The only way you can justify using plastic straws when there are paper alternatives available is (((((((((((((cost saving))))))

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If you can watch the above video and still be okay with it then fuck you.

Fuck you.

>bought several packs of straws
>over a thousand
goml nerd lmao

Straws are made plastic which comes from oil. Oil is a sticky toxic substance that we clean up into inert plastics. We are just cleaning up the planet from the oil scourge.

YOU'LL HAVE TO PRY IT FROM MY COLD, GAY HANDS

>look mom, im on Sup Forums telling people they're degenerate!

you're a waste.

Cold from aids.

Can't remember when I used a straw for drinking. Maybe as a kid drinking some cocoa. However, straws are nice if you want to rinse some liquid into your pooper.

>not having your personal straw with you and reuse it

I hereby commit to refusing the toxic straw jew. Who's with me? Also, checkem.

Germany with the light chuckle

How will I drink my capri suns?

People actually use that many straws? what the hell for?

I see the straws at the tills when I go shopping, but I cant remember actual using one.

only thing I ever drink with a straw is milkshake.

Why don't they recycle the straws then
Why even have straws available if they put up a sign like that

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I can't imagine this type of sounding would be pleasurable at all

She's drinking more blood than semen at that point

That's it, time to go to Germany again.

>tfw environmentalism will forever be tied to hypocritical feelgood retards

They'll use electricity like mad to post on social media all day, make animals hermaphrodites when their birth control gets in the water, and do nothing to address the rampant population growth in non-white countries that will push our need for resources even higher, but god, GOD FORBID, we use a single fucking straw