Also: fruitless retards that don't support Trump BTFO
Dominic Richardson
FUCKING
Noah Nguyen
Fresh pics of sexy flotus
Blake Nguyen
Breaking news! All out war has broken out in Houston! Reports of the newly formed New Gator Syndicate (NGS) and the Fire Ant Armada (FAA) declaring war on the USA as well as each other. Various other groups such as the Snek Red River Army (SRRA) and the Delta P Lurkers (DPL) have also been spotted moving into key strategic points. Stay tuned for more!
Gavin Howard
Enjoy getting fucked in trade Leaf, kek.
Jackson Cook
CNN BTFO by houston refugees
Jaxon Gomez
Isn't he the guy who called Abbott a fear-mongering idiot?
Jace Lewis
President Donald J. Trump
>he stared directly into a total eclipse, and the sun went blind. >he built a sandcastle on a beach in Dubai, then sold it to the Saudi Royal Family as a vacation home. >he won a golf tournament with a single stroke. >he folded a paper airplane and threw it out the window; it bombed 4 ISIS bases. >he signs legislation with feather quill pens plucked from a bald eagle perched on his desk. >he follows witches around on a stage while standing perfectly still. >he wanted to adopt a new pet, so he went on a safari. >he was held hostage by terrorists; when negotiations were finished, they paid him a $30 million ransom. >his online shitposting directs the course of human history. >he sells rice to the Chinese. >when his car was blocked by violent rioters, he walked the rest of the way. >eating fast food makes him healthier. >at the end of his 2 terms of President, he’ll look 30 years younger. >when he visited the Vatican, the Pope prayed to him for forgiveness. >he made employee of the month after his job interview. >he was the guest speaker at his own college graduation. >he issues pardons for crimes that weren’t even committed. >the wives he divorced sing praise of his sexual prowess.
Jaxon Collins
Yeah, here is him siding with the mayor and taking a swing at the governor
Hudson Torres
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Lucas Ward
Enjoy yours
How many Haitians are ya'll feeding now? Bless you for accepting those poor, downtrodden, well dressed, jeweled, electronics owning refugees
I knew this would backfire. The other day CNN had a crew out on boat that was helping rescue people. They were shoving their cameras and mics into the poor people's faces the entire time.
When hurricanes hit any operating fast food becomes insanely popular. When your power is out and grocery stores are closed, fast food places are an oasis of A/C, clean bathrooms, and hot food.
Oliver Perry
Thanks for saving me
Will you be my new husbando, Mr. Pepe?
Austin Ortiz
Tfw tomorrow is the last day for this $2 burger promo, $3 if I add fries and icetea. Fuck Im going to buy it tomorrow.
Luke Mitchell
>trump's dumbass bitch is visiting a disaster ridden city in fucking stilettos like the clown whore she is He better fucking hope he gets impeached or his entire retard family is getting assassinated for making america a laughingstock
holy fuck i hated this shit when i worked at dairy queen
>wake up >3 feet of snow on the ground >trudge to my car >remove all the snow off of it >let it warm up >plow through drifts (old, tough car) until i hit a main road that's been plowed >slip and slide my way to work >plow through drifts to a parking spot >"well at least it will be super dead today and we can just clean, chat, and hang out" >get inside >get ready to go >look out the front window and see three vehicles sitting and waiting for the store to open >busier all day than it is during good weather
Landon Long
>Using the post I found Nice
Jackson Hernandez
Dios mio
Jose Torres
pepe is a sick FUCK!
Jeremiah Wright
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Colton Brown
thanks newswire, we been waiting for you
Cameron Wright
How was that fire? Gotta get more African firefighters next time.
Kayden Flores
I can't tell if Trish is having an orgasm over the thought of flooded out Texicans or trying to psychically channel the storm to hit a 3rd time
Parker Campbell
holy fuck why didn't anyone tell me about this
I gotta stop getting all my news from Sup Forums
Nolan Clark
>in fucking stilettos Big if true
Connor Lopez
No
Adam Wilson
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Justin Rodriguez
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William Kelly
She looks like she could be a Secret Service Agent
Jace Bell
Do I spot a little nip there?
Nicholas Taylor
>Buying burgers during a hurricane. That's the America I know and love.
Asher Martin
>4 days of work the next 2 weeks and LiS, Sonic mania, and Shantae DLC to play throughout it all max comft arigato. its great seeing this fag get blasted
Jace Bell
She changed shoes on the plane.
Charles Johnson
kek
Logan Hughes
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Parker Watson
>I-I didn't know you felt that way about me, Donald...
Justin Richardson
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Aiden Ward
What is a whataburger?
James King
its not a new bomb and it is also been tested a few months ago. wait til we get to the secret warhead test
Xavier White
AWOO AND MAGA
DELET THIS
Grayson Nelson
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Benjamin Rivera
It`s like burger king and McDonalds but another brand, I think, I`m not sure.
Ethan Perez
>i am so sorry leans mic into nigress face >so sorry
Jordan Rodriguez
burger joint in Texas very good
Ryder Gomez
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Ian Russell
Burger shop similar to McDonald's and Wendy's (I never had it though).
Jacob Miller
LOL FLOODED DRUMPFY HOUSES. GOD BLESSS
Kayden Kelly
A chain burger joint in Texas that for some reason has a blood feud with In-N-Out.
Connor Powell
>What is a whataburger?
Texas based hamburger chain. Excellent burgers, amazing breakfast sandwiches.
Xavier Phillips
>plow through drifts (old, tough car) until i hit a main road that's been plowed
I know that feel
Zachary Lopez
It's what people have to resort to when there are no Five Guys around.
