Brit/pol/ - I Pissed On My (soon to be ex) Wife Edition

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First for fucking hell, my sides have ascended

I await, comfy in my bed, for my desired pats.

Glad it's appreciated

Just keeping it alive

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Yeah, I pissed on her. So what?

Not you lad

Top kek user you've done it, you've transcended and become a Meme.

Fucking hell you still going on about that you sad cunt

It could be worse piss user.

What do you mean "not you, lad?" I'm the guy who pissed on his wife. She's left me.

Yet my pregnant wife does not see the humour in any of it. And she has now gone away.

She might see the funny side when your baby also pisses on her.

Oh, no idea. Sorry.

>implying it's mine

What face should I display now? It had better fucking be mine or I'll do a lot worse than piss on her.

>Cause times like these, got me doin lines like these

Take a long, hard look at yourself before you give this fat tripfag any (You)s.

What did I miss.

Fuck off trip fag you're not welcome here.

Why are anonymongs so keen to show they're too retarded to use the archive?

REMINDER: This is the fate of all Tripcunts and other assorted attention seeking boils that infest this place.

Tripfags will be removed forcibly. You are not wanted here. You have been warned enough times now to stop posting here and we have worked hard to be rid of the most persistent ones.

>the good times are killing me

youtube.com/watch?v=7_uuetc0Jns

You won't do shit, you can't do shit.

bit my hand again lads

Eddie no one wants to look through the archive to look at your posts. You're pathetic

>Tripfags will be removed forcibly.
>post image of Rightly leaving of his own accord
State of you cunts.

Angry anons = communists, religious types, working class
Triplords = Aristocracy, ruling class

Without religion you naturally want to kill us. Britpol needs a martyr.

I'm not the one making fake posts or collecting cartoon images of school children you disgusting nonce cunt.

Is Kev alright? I presume that you must have spoken to him by now.

hello honk

Makes me feel a bit sad desu.

There's literally thousands of pakis out there raping our women and people are more worried about a decent lad posting here

Is this what it looks like to be at maximum oppression?

People worship those who are defeated valiantly. Troy, Jesus and Nazi Germany.

not honk

Here's your snickers calm down senpai

In Greggs?

Good band see em at reading once

Sort yourself out lad.

>We must secure the ex-

We see this in the worship of doxed trip fags.

Actually decided to get you a 4 pack because you're being such a cunt

N-night A-Anglo-senpais. . .

>tfw want a big beef stew
Why do these hunger pangs only come at this time

Why do you care so much about what they think of you?

Just say something you normally wouldn't think of saying or stray from saying and just get over it, stop caring, like

I usually alter times, dates, places, you know mostly minor details without turning it into a lie when I'm talking about myself, talking about my life, 90% of the reason being to prevent being doxxed and 10% reason for those extra shitposts.

So you can be sure that everything I say isn't completely true to the last detail. Sure most of it's true otherwise I wouldn't bother talking at all since if I took it any further it would ruin it for me but you can bet on whatever I say being slightly altered.

See how easy that was?

can't wait until we get both of you cunts
Would be great to ruin your lives desu

although I recognise that eddie's life is already ruined

bit harsh desu i never give shit to anons on purpose

>daily reminder to stop replying to tripfags
>daily reminder to filter all current ones and any that pop up in the future

are you really a girl though

because I am
and I'd like there to be other girls here

> Was here for the 2014 EU election through to the 2016 EU referendum.
> A true golden era.
> Pop in to see how the place is doing
> Half a dozen tripfags and anons screaming at eachother about some fella whose missus likes a bit of waterworks

What the fuck lads? We don't deserve our victories if this is how you behave.

alrii pubes, you still post in britfeel?

The more time I spend here I get closer to Jesus and further from Hitler.

England lost to west Indies in cricket today, cucks!

You're not a girl faggot

Night lad

england loses to everyone

5 wickets for fuck sake, do you think we declared too early/late?

What you waffling about? I didn't ask about anti-doxing advice.

>tfw thread is about you pissing on your wife who has now left you

I do feel a bit sad. I did cry earlier. Have I gone down in history now?

Night best trip.

She's in Enoch Powell's old seat and said a flag representing the Black Country was racist. So yeh, I think it could well be.

West Indies were good competition back in the day. Made cricket more fun. I hope they have a revival.


Better than rotating between Aussie and India as the ones to beat.

That was a special performance from the W Indies though, and has at least made it a contest going into the last game.

I asked why do you care so much about what the anonymongs think of you?

Then I proceeded to show you an example of how you can get over it.

You really need to take a breather cunt.

>Gone down in history
No. But there are ways you could make sure that happens

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>Tripcunts are so despised and hated by the majority of the userbase of brit/pol/, and after years and years of trying to tolerate these unassailable asswipes that they have now begun to hunt them down irl in a desperate attempt to get them to fuck off.
>Tripfags still argue that they are wanted and valued here and are 'quintessentially Brit/pol/

Literally MUSLIM tier.

>Why do you care so much about what they think of you?

Proceeds to explain how not to get doxed.

man, so sad

youtube.com/watch?v=87Xkr8z3lEo

>tripfags ARE NOT rapebabies and massive pedos

Nah - they made a proper game of it and created a thrilling finale.

Good to hear

What way might those be, then?

I literally posted a youtube video for proof last thread

yeah but you're a bit of a faggot
and you try to act tough on an anonymous message board despite being a degenerate druggie

By pointing out the post is fake?

You're retarded As for the not getting doxxed, there's more to that than just what people think of, your career can get fucked over in an instant if you do get doxxed.

You've gone down in Brit/pol folklore now lad.

I remember the attempts to keep her afloat during the no-captcha spam moments.

I think the lads just need something to talk about, something with meat on the bones to focus on, otherwise they wander.

But it is nice to know other britbongs care.

No. You'll be forgotten.

That is until someone from Brit/pol/ does something newsworthy and some poor interns at GCHQ and various media organisations have to trawl through every Brit/pol/ thread ever made. They'll remember you forever.

Quit getting defensive on me cunt I'm not trying to knock you down another peg, I'm just trying to tell you to take it easy.

You always seem to get genuinely emotional at anonymongs when they post dumb shit like that.

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aw it's nice to see pube vulnerable and trying to make friends.
very cute

>I Pissed On My (soon to be ex) Wife Edition
pal fucking hell

true, whipped them last match though
im a harmless degrenerate druggie though remember, i only insult people who insult me i hope its taken in banter anyway

Noice.

The second paragraph is true for me apart from the lying part, and what about it you nobody cunt?

Not sure lad

Just covering my ass m8

you are a pissflap

Help make Brit/pol/ great again then lad.

YKTD died for our sins.

>how dare you come into my home and try to tell me tripfags aren't bellfans

The final one will be intriguing as we don't have a fantastic record at Lords, and the pressure is on us.

Still nice.

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Your intention doesn't matter.
I hope you realise how grave the consequences of posting with a trip can be.
You've already given a lot away. I would recommend for your own safety and future prosperity, that you stop posting here for a while

Your crew is full of fags sweeter than bakesales.

I filter Ireland permanently, suck on that ya cunt HAHAHA

I'd like to ask the general consensus: should I have pissed on my wife?