Kim Jong Un Goes On Twitter

What if Kim Jong Un got a twitter account and had a battle of words with Donald Trump?

Would he grab Donald Trump by the pussy?

Do they have Twitter in North Korea?

he'd quickly get literally bored to death by Dennis Rodman's boring NBA tweets. TRUMP WINS AGAIN

What if he did and we redpilled him

Kim Jong Un challenges Donald Trump to epic Gundam Style dance battle live on Twitter?

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What if this is all an elaborate plot to nuke israel?

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Nice daydream but since Donald Trump is a christian zionist that would never happen. Donald Trump sucks Israeli cock.

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I was obviously referring to the norks, but keep on shilling

Kim should really lose some weight and start lifting, it's not like he has any excuse.

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If North Korea bombed Israel they would be elevated to heroic status across the world instantly which would be odd as they're communist. No way China's controlled ankle biter would allow that.

Total pie in sky daydreaming there.....

>What if Kim Jong Un got a twitter
That should be our goal before 2018

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Somebody needs to make that shit a reality in a couple of months. I'm talking about you South Korean anons!

He would get hacked in the first week then delete his account out of shame.

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Way to be a kill joy you fucking debbie downer!

>Would he grab Donald Trump by the pussy?
> challenges Donald Trump to epic Gundam Style dance
You are the cringiest fuck on Sup Forums.

>debbie downer
KYS Jew Boy

He's been known to post here on Sup Forums. Look for the NK flag that comes around from time to time, it's little Kim himself. Probably taking a break from arguing about hitler or which anime is GOAT.

>a bant war between the god king and lil kim
make it so

I honestly believe the fat nork browses Sup Forums

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Oh no, yu fond meiz out whrite boyz!

I'm heerz in Pyongyang!

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Fuck this piece of shit

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Very few of you obviously have a sense of humor. Lighten up buttercup!

I laughed way to hard at this. I bet he does too.

Leftists and liberals would take Kims side. You have JK Rowling retweeting Kim just to spite Trump.

>extreme left all over his notifications for opposing trump
>gets weirded out by their profile pictures
>deletes account
>doubles down on anti-American propaganda

who would he tweet to lol

He could become a supreme gentleman.

That's an interesting idea...Faggot

If he got on Twitter he would get trolled into oblivion and WW3 would be started by Sup Forums.

>tfw you spend your country's budget with BLACKED.COM threads