>be women
>move to virgin islands with bat shit neuro scientist
>live in GOVERMENT FUNDED "dolphinarium"
>basicaly a half house/half dolphin aquarium for reaserch
>drop masive amounts of lsd
>begin also give dolphins LSD too
>try to teach dolphins how to speak English
>fall in love with one of the dolphins
>jerk off said dolphin on the reg
>do this for a few years till funding is cut
>hailed as groundbreaking reseaech for years after
Be women
Cameron Campbell
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Josiah Howard
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Juan Jackson
Women.
Zachary Martinez
BWAAAAAH!
Tyler Edwards
Women flat out ruin so many experiments and studies with animals, read about how much they have fucked up the research in to gorilla intelligence.
Hudson Jones
fucking kek. Also is it true that dophin pussy clamps on so tight it can rip your penis off? Where's that brit with his stories?
Tyler Johnson
How does it feel that a dolphin gets laid more than you, pol?
Logan Edwards
The dolphin committed suicide after it was heartbroken when she left
Kayden Rogers
Vids?
Jose Rogers
he just mimics for fish, has no idea why he is doing it, just knows it gets him fishys tenders
Blake Morgan
I saw two nigger flies fucking on hood of car when got in today, as sped off they finally fell off. I hope they died.
Andrew Reed
True but in fairness Jane Goodell actually did pretty good. Really objective.
Jeremiah Jackson
>Dolphin pussy clamps so tight it can rip off your-
I wish a dolphin would try to.
Nathan Clark
>Be diver in the Navy
>Use dolphins for harbour protection - they're trained to attack divers with nose pieces armed with shotgun shells. Can also attach mines to ship hulls.
>Marine biologists involved to look after welfare of dolphins and conduct (((research)))
>Research involves collecting sperm samples from dolphins on the reg
>Dolphins soon learn which car the biologists drive, and proceed to get themselves up on pier, flip on their backs and wait patiently for their hand jobs.
Smart cookies those dolphins.
Programme started to go to shit after the hand jobs became a regular thing. One of my colleagues was attacked by one of the more dominant dolphins that tried to rape him while he was in it's pen doing some maintenance work.
Elijah Sanchez
what the fuck
Jose Sanders
damn i guess im glad i didnt become a marine biologist
Justin Young
You'd think they'd have learned to use only female dolphin caretakers.
Luke Davis
>one of my colleagues
>tried
bruh if you have a dolphin rape story, we n e e d details
Andrew Lee
Dolphins are actually terrifying. Second Smartest animal on the planet. Only other animal that has a psuedo language with syntax and proper names for individuals.
The worst of it? The fucking dolphin rape caves. I thought it was a joke when I first heard about it.
Angel Rivera
:'(
Gabriel Taylor
>lovatt
>got free gibs from government without real explanation to waste on some bullshit excuse and live in luxury on the backs of others
so i'm guessing it's a jew. amirite?
Carter White
>dolphin
>rape
>cave
what the actual fuck
Jason Lopez
It was only an attempted rape. Smart as they are, the dolphin couldn't get it's dick through the wetsuit. Result was some pretty violent "dry" humping and the diver almost drowning.
Josiah Ward
He deliberately swam to the bottom of the tank and refused to surface till he sufficated. What would you do if some took your waifu from you?
Jace Gonzalez
I posted this in /htg/ yesterday. Is that how you learned about it?
Jaxson Evans
How does one process an attempted rape by dolphin? I don't think id be ok for a few days or weeks after.
Hudson Rivera
can somebody post the clip of a dolphin fucking a dead fish? for the lulz
Jayden Rivera
>Margaret Howe Lovatt stayed on the island, marrying the photographer who'd captured pictures of the experiment. Together they moved back into Dolphin House, eventually converting it into a family home where they brought up three daughters.
wtf
Blake Sanders
Nah Ive know about if for a while. Actually posted about here it a few years ago.
Carter Gray
Jackson Nelson
She was Jewish and her husband was one of those cultural marxist counterculture people. His last name was Lilly and he looks like a yid to me.
Christian Perry
Classic meme is classic
Tyler Cook
>dolphin rape cave
This sounds straight from some chinese sex comic.
Eli Bennett
>tfw being cucked by the big cetacean dick
Owen Wilson
Dolphin Research Institute of (((Boca Raton))). Dolphin rape caves sounds as believable as pedal powered brain bashing machines.
Chase Howard
What the fuck kind of thread is this?
Justin Cox
I got you fampai
Brayden Gutierrez
Michael Ward
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Kayden Adams
Top kek
Adrian Evans
When I was little I used to save up my money to sponser dolphins through some long-since-forgotten charity. My money better not of been going to help jackoff drugged-out degenerate dolphins. Goddamn hippies. Having dolphins in your house sounds pretty tits however.
Christian Hill
>implying dolphins are smarter than orca whales
t. Dolphin
Bentley Campbell
>Having dolphins in your house sounds pretty tits however.
Those dolphins will inevitably become buttstalkers
Ethan Wood
Bump for best thread
Jaxson Walker
>dolphins have a prehensile penis, it is full of powerful muscles and they can wrap it around objects, such as a human limb
bullshit
Jack Young
Bruh, giant prehensile penis that wraps around your limbs to drag you to an underwater tomb where you're raped to death? Not implying animals don't rape each other, but that sounds precisely like the sort of tall tale a (((certain ethnicity))) has a propensity for spreading.
Liam Murphy
kek
Eli Wood
Its true.
Alexander Roberts
dolphin dick > human dick
dolphin pussy > human pussy
Dolphin genitali are pre-fucking-hensile. PREHENSILE! The males can cum buckets multiple times in a row and the females actually enjoy cotius.
Why have you not traded up and gotten a dolphin love partner yet, Sup Forums?
Kevin Williams
Best thread I've seen all year.
Zachary Taylor
Dolphins gang raping humans is a meme
Evan Roberts
...
Ryder Garcia
This thread is full of communists.
Thomas Perry
tendies, m8, fishy tendies
Liam Young
>damn i guess im glad i didnt become a marine biologist
Lincoln Martinez
Jesus fuck what
Christian Richardson
At least she sounds interesting. Unlike 99% of women.
Isaiah Johnson
I only meet the nerdy ones.
Eli Price
I'm going to open a dolphin brothel just outside the USA territorial waters. How much would you pay to have dolphin sex?
Justin Rivera
Single white women over 30 may just be the most deranged creatures in this world.
Ayden Howard
How so?
Jeremiah Price
Robert Reed
Charles Morris
This is some next level coal burning.
Gavin Wilson
How has this /b tier thread lasted this long?
Carter Watson
>that one thread where the marine biology student talked about how he fucked a female dolphin
The Japs are right to treat marine animals with contempt. They're vermin.
Zachary Bell
Does that dolphin have autism?
Daniel Adams
Beware of the ones with an Avatar dildo.
Henry Richardson
mocking goverment funded "research" is politically incorrect
Jayden Phillips
TFW The Japanese were right to kill dolphins all along
Jacob Reed
That isn't evidence for rape gangs
Jace Cruz
dolphins are the pmrapefugees of the sea and Japan hates foreigners. it all makes sense now.
Ian Morales
back on Sup Forums in like 2008 I remember seeing dolphin bestiality gifs. I'm 100% certain some of you faggots are holding onto them.
Hudson Williams
Fucking SeaNiggers! Even tries to rape the dude.
Carter Gutierrez
...
Bentley Bailey
Daniel Cook
Yeah I just wanted to see retards rant about north Korea and Jews....
Wyatt Thomas
Let's archive that
>businessinsider com/dolphin-assisted-birth-is-dangerous-2013-5
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Jonathan Myers
Dont worry, we're slowly winning them over. Jap women love BDC just as much as white women.
Noah Roberts
Are there seriously dolphin rape apologists? Holyshit that's making them seem like the dindu niggers of the sea they literally go muh dick and you have the audacity to defend them?
Lincoln Morales
>dolphin rape caves
ydek
Bentley Jones
This is by far the funniest thread I've seen in a while!
Christian Campbell
Put me in the cap. This needs to live on.
Nicholas Roberts
Sharks are awesome, I'd love to see some shark rape. That would be so hot.
Bentley Anderson
Can also be found if you search for extreme deep throat
Andrew Roberts
...
Parker Moore
Juan Jenkins
Sharks dont like sex though.
Hudson Hernandez
Alright. I'm staying the fuck away from the ocean from now on.
Adam Turner
Stay mad, human bois.
Isaiah Sanchez
And any website that talks about dolphins raping humans are the same librag websites that say whites being turned into minorities in their own countries is a good thing
Logan Gutierrez
I believe she actually fucked the thing. Women are really fucked in the head.
Austin Rogers
Common names aside, Orcas (aka Killer Whales, Orca Whales) are actually the largest species of dolphin.
Dylan Martinez
>tfw dolphins have better game than me
Why even live?
Tyler Gomez
kek, nice file name user
Logan Cruz
>In most cases involving male dolphins using aggressive strategies to mate with females, the correct term issexual coercion,which isNOT synonymous withrape.Unlike rape, sexual coercion might involve consent on the part of the female, and involves many indirect coercive behaviors (e.g., herding, infanticide), and not just forced copulation. In any event, forced copulation as a sexual coercion technique has never been observed in dolphins.
Oh excuse me the Dolphins sexualy coerce other dolphins and human not "rape" them because thats much better.
Joshua Diaz
>its real
Gabriel Lee
Grow thumbs faggot.
Tyler Bell