HUMA Fleshlight - Preorder Just Went Live Boyz - Have you HAFL'd?

Yep - just got mine - hope you suckers can get some bandwidth for this.

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bump diddly bump for my fleshlight broz

Imagine how bad she smells man.

hot curry with a dash of chanel no. 5 -

we loove our pornography. we love our fleshlights.
aint they so good, aint they so sweet?

Imagine being Huma in bed as Hillary goes own on you, having to be like “damn, Habibi, you fuckin’ fine, all sexy with your political prowess and stroke-victim face. I love sex with you, both Huma and the real me.” when all she wants is to go back in time to marry Mohammed (pbuh) as his 9 year old bride. Like seriously imagine Huma’s POV, pretending to enjoy Hillary's wet slobber, the mood lighting barely concealing her crazy eyes and mustache, and just lie there, dreadful minute after minute, as she spells out her favorite Alphabet Agencies with her tongue, CIA, NSA, FB-- Ouch! You wince as she hatefully scrapes her dentures across your clit, but you fake some loud moans to cover it up. Not only having to tolerate her oral skills (no wonder Bill went rogue) and her monstrous fucking visage lapping sloppily between your thighs, but her haughty attitude as everyone in public tells her she’s STILL GOT IT and DAMN, MRS. CLINTON LOOKS LIKE THAT?? they’re not the ones who sees her this close without her clown make-up to cover up her "au naturel" beauty. You’ve been fucking nothing but a healthy diet of wannabe models from Weiner’s Instagram DMs your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the sand dunes in the future Islamic State (INSHALLAH). You’ve never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and you swear you can taste the fishy scent from her loose crusty vag as she winks at you to switch places, smugly assured that she gave you multiple orgasms, and you’re getting paid for the opportunity to eat the “First (what she calls it herself) Pussy" of the United States, the pussy she let marinade in her diaper shit all day. And then she tells you "faster don't stop," and you know you could kill all your Muslim Brotherhood handlers before CIA could put you down, but you swallow and endure, because you’re fucking Huma. You’re not going to lose your spy career and alimony over this. Just bear it. Bury your tongue and bear it.

We are live - let's get this trending big boyz

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I think I got half hard reading this.

Probably like shawarma

HUMA baby

>the “First (what she calls it herself) Pussy" of the United States, the pussy she let marinade in her diaper shit all day. And then she tells you "faster don't stop," and you know you could kill all your Muslim Brotherhood handlers before CIA could put you down, but you swallow and endure, because you’re fucking Huma. You’re not going to lose your spy career and alimony over this. Just bear it. Bury your tongue and bear it.

I don't care unless its an actual fembot, not a fucking doll, not a jiggly ass and not a pocket pussy.

no worries man, this fleshlight throws fundraisers when not in use

A CUTE!

HUMA DELICIA

i dont get it. how did they know what huma abeda's pussy looks like?

they took 23 different pakistani / indian women and made a composite

Nuh uh nigger, that's Alexis Texas' pussy. I kinda wanted that one.

>tfw more than two fleshlights
>tfw too embarrassed to say how many even on a Somali butt-pirate forum.

Only really regret one of them though, so that's cool.

By the imprint on Hillary's face

I still feel like it would be pretty embarrassing to actually use one of those.

no spikes on the vag canal?

You aren't supposed to do it in public you degenerate.

>being embarrassed in private

What fresh hell of a mental illness is this? To be fair, I was embarrassed a neighbor might pick up the package for me and have a laugh, but it's a plain box and someone would have to google "ILF inc" to get anymore info.

Its not, think of it as fancy masturbation for when you really want a better wank than just using your hand. The only downside is cleanup and maintenance, if you get lazy and do not properly clean it, then it will smell really bad and mold will grow

hey NIGGER, it's not AT , its V ROD

have you no shame?

The fact that you know that and want that means you are a degenerate piece of shit.

Link to flesh light pre order page

Hmm I was way off.

I don't remember who, but there is a very similar one that I confused this one with.

they won't have to now iff they're lurking this thread. you just blew the cover on people who buy (((fleshlights))), which is fine since they only matter to cutfags anyyway

Only after fap, but that predates fleshlight so that's irrelevant.

And also, not really. Are you really crippled by shame in private? I've been embarrassed in public before but even that's pretty hard for anyone but myself to accomplish.

I actually got it wrong. XD

Looks fun, desu. Why wouldn't you want one?

>being embarrassed that some dude who reads fleshlight threads on Sup Forums knows I own one.

Yeah, not even close.

y-you too

HAHHAHAHAHAAHAHHAA this needs to be a pasta

I'm gonna be honest, if you are such a wreck you can't bring yourself to buy one from the shame, you are probably in dire need of one lol.

Why is so... white

SOPA DE MACACO

10% of all proceeds go to Hillary 2020 Exploratory Committee.

it is

How much do you need to spend on lube for the fleshlight? Is it worth it compared to just fapping an uncut dick?

You know Hillary's buying a few

10/10 would read doujin

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I'm still pissed NYPD has the Weiner laptop and not releasing these Huma Nudes while they get to jack each other off over it.

HUMA DELICIA!

Aus never disappoints.

This is the most pathetic thing I've seen today

>The Hillary Clinton fleshlight is 10" wide and lined with roes of sharp teeth that regenerate when they fall out