There are 33,000 Tunesiens, 227,000 Iraqis, 76,000 Moroccons, 21,000 Algerians, 33,000 from Ghana, 50,000 from Nigeria, 21,000 from Cameroon and 650,000 Syrians in Germany.
Having 7 cruise ships take these people back to their homes surely must be the most cost effective and fastest method, no?
Better idea. Why don't we just gas them all?
Sexual emergencies on the Dolphin floor.
>33,000 Tunesiens, 227,000 Iraqis, 76,000 Moroccons, 21,000 Algerians, 33,000 from Ghana, 50,000 from Nigeria, 21,000 from Cameroon and 650,000 Syrians
HOLY FUCK!!
>650,000 Syrians
Officially. I'd say that number is ALOT lower on actual Syrian and the number is ALOT higher after being padded with other groups.
and this aren't even the real numbers, just the official.
respect your environment fucker
it's beautiful really, load them up in top of the line cruise ships, unlimited food, unlimited entertainment, state of the art technology, let them enjoy it all while to float them back to their respective shitholes. some of them would think 'fuck, if we were not sub human animals we could have had a decent life, lived in comfort and safety..oh well time to cut of some heads and blow some shit up and then i can go find some infants and rape away my aids'
Final solutions are best solutions
Because those ships are already busy importing them
>Fellow Europeans, why don't we use cruise ships to deport illegals?
>deport
forgot pic like a newfag
>cruise costs thousand of euros
>migrants get for free
cuck europe
Is this fake news?
Remind me why they are here in the first place
1. Load them on old ships
2. Go to the middle of the sea
3. Sink them
>Crime rates drop
>Unemployment drops
>New reef is created
Like Genoa did in the glorious past: promise free stuff inside a boat, fully load it, send itin the middle fo the sea, sink it.
any source on that, user?
Christian refugees. Take them to Israel.
Literally sinking crime rates
>offer shitskins a free cruise, lure them on board with promises of white woman orgies on deck
>toss them overboard once you cross past the European sea border
This can be our generation's "free helicopter rides"
>>cruise costs thousand of euros
>>migrants get for free
>cuck europe
A deportation costs 5,000 to 6000 euros per head. A cruise costs like 1,000-1,500 for 2 weeks.
A cruise down from Hamburg to Tunisia costs maybe 1,000 on an old cruise ship. It is pretty much the cheapest option.
And the number of illegals per ship could be massive, 5,000 per ship. You could essentially tell the authorities of their home country to do their paper work checks with the cruise ship in their harbor.
Sell them as slaves to the Saudis to get the money back.
>sinking Crime Rates
my Sides
Oh, I see, that's your fucking source
thestarchronicle.com
sage this shit, I was happy and now I'm sad
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It is fake news, but it is a good idea.
I already pay $3 a gallon why would you want to use that much gas the prices wii go up too high
It's one way, not the most efficient but not terrible.
Personally I prefer gas and then using the burning bodies and to power the country but whatever
Pleasesinkpleasesinkpleasesink
>A cruise down from Hamburg to Tunisia costs maybe 1,000 on an old cruise ship. It is pretty much the cheapest option.
bullets are cheaper
what happened to you Germany?
Cruise ships are supposed to be luxurious. Illegal scum have no place aboard them.
Use freighters instead and lock them in containers. Feel free to drop a couple into the ocean
>he actually believed muslims were being deported from europe
Except those migrants don't work
>cost effective
Have you ever informed yourself on the actual deportation procedures and costs, crautcuck?
The real costs are caused by the police escort required to safely deport the immigrants; otherwise they'd escape.
It's €3k for each immigrant, mind you.
sea life would never recover from the pollution
Something about some commie German bint, birthrates and the west's wars so ebin, muh economy and UN quotas or whatever.
But Poland should allow abortion and take refugees too because ((reasons))
I would love to be the Cruise Director for these ships!
I'll drive the iceberg
Would be a real shame if something were to happen to these ships on the way back
Why waste more money for them? They should be killed at borders, else fuck NATO. We don't need to spend more money, our culture, our race to deal with those people, just kill them, go house to house and kill them, but even that is wasting money, should have been blown up with ship when closing to territory like in every war for gazillion years.
but then you're stuck with the bodies
>Oh no! An Iceberg!
>be sandnigger
>go to Europe
>get free shit for years
>get "deported"
>win free cruise
they should use kayak instead
Yea, call it wishful thinking I guess
What have those poor cruise ships ever done to you?
>Deport
Oh, if only it where so simple...
Wrong. Rounding the undesirables up, shipping them to Poland, giving them clothes/haircuts/jobs/cigs/money, gassing them with Zyklon B and cremating them is cheapest.
no shit, that was the point of the picture you fuck.
>sinking submarines to kill shitskins
so much for German efficiency
They would burn and destroy the boats you idiot. Also their own country does not want them back.
I hope Carnival does it. cunts fired me for taking anti anxiety meds.
the reason deportations are so expensive is because they can go through half a dozen courts and keep appealing it over and over again.
take them, and take them fast
Because those ships are private property, dummkopf
It will only end in a bloodbath.
It will take us decades to return to status quo ante bellum of the 80's.
>submarines can sink
It's like you don't even know how submarines work.
I wish they would load up these ships.
Then make sure they are in international waters, give them large American flags to fly and tell everyone they are Egyptian cargo ships and the Israeli military will take care of them!
This. The sooner the less uglier it will be. But current leaders are doing their best to push the inevitable bloodbath to further future.
Little Moha, I'm going to tell you the wonderful story of my year long vacation to Germany.
First I went on a hike where I bonded with lots of friends. We got free food and water along the way and whenever we didn't like something we'd throw it back at them.
Then, when we arrived, my new friends and I went to pick up some girls from the city to the shelter we were staying at. I wasn't the confiest place in the world but we raped her however we could. Yes, the 8 of us, in every hole.
Then we got assigned in a nice home with a cuck paying the bills and a white whore cooking and cleaning for us. They had a very nice daughter so I raped her and killed her.
Unfortunatelly, I lost contact with some of my friends since they gave them some free homes and they were a little bit smarter than I was and scammed the Goverment, but it's ok. On my way back I enjoyed a free cruise on a really luxurious and big ship.
I told you not to worry about me. That president that drugged 100 afghans to fly them back in a Hercules is story, now only leftist wicked jews are in charge.
Dear out of work goys, the Muslims will take all of the shitty jobs you don't want so that you can get a really good job. Just hang out and make sure you don't have any white babies and we'll get you some high paying jobs as soon as the Muslims are a plurality.
nice larp.
just burn them
>the reason deportations are so expensive is because they can go through half a dozen courts and keep appealing it over and over again.
Then let's put them all on the cruise ships and the judges and lawyers right with them. Let them appeal right on the ship while they travel back to Africa.
Quit paying them to be there. They will go back on their own. It's working here.
>Quit paying them to be there.
We can't. Your international law says we need to pay asylum seekers "basic stuff" and if they get asylum we need to pay them the exact some amount we pay German citizens.
You do the same for your Cubans. It is in the law you passed to protect real refugees in the 1940s and 1950s.