Hey guys, I'm going to be dead honest with you:

Hey guys, I'm going to be dead honest with you:
I am having trouble getting a message to Donald Trump.
I am a friend of his from way back, and I need to speak with him.
I've helped him out before with stuff, and I am being blocked from speaking with him.
I need a some idea, or a proxy (don't post any numbers here) to get a message to him.
If you can help find me someone that can relay a message without it going through the whitehouse, I would be very thankful, and so would Donald.

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We shall use our powers to assist you.

Here you go
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>I am being blocked from speaking with him.
He broke up with you and has moved on.

>the schizo found Sup Forums again
wew lads

Hi. Donald J. Trump here. OP is a faggot trying to send me furry trap porn similar to his OP picture, so I blocked him. Sad. Many such cases!

PS: What IS a "stagkin" anyway?

i assume you are a larp but on the off-chance you are not. Contact Alex Jones

I am not antifa, I am just a man from his past with a lot of knowledge and I can help him (I have before).

I don't know how we're going to do this, but I can't trust you and you can't trust me really, it's just a matter of leads to leads until I find someone who can act as a proxy.

it's fucking HARD to get a message to the US president as a foreign Civilian if the white house doesn't want you to.

you know, that is very similar to how he would write!

Lol. Alex is besically a main line to Don.

Tell me why Cernunnos first.

You were so close last time

Yeah I've tried.
Alex has the same trouble apparently

That is my point. Best way to get info to Trump is through Alex.

You can allways jump the fence amd try to talk to him like the last guy

Yea I have heard that. Try Don Jr. or Erik?

>Hey guys, not writing an article about backdoor ways Trump and Russia could be communicating. So I'm not fishing for ideas I can spin into the narrative. I even made English mistake, haha silly me, see icould never be an professional writer.

ah hell you are probably right

Oh I know. At the very least he still watches info wars daily.

haha you'll call me a larper but whatever:
I'm a "druid".
I carry knowledge around and help my people advance in society, etc etc, and cernunos or whatever you want to spell it as (that's not how you pronounce it) is a god I attempt to "trade" with often to get my way.
We're very different to the Goetic priests that rule america etc, they horde knowledge and give it out only if it serves their own interests.

So what's your message then?
Because that is what you want us to ask anyway, isn't it?

Yeah never thought of that. Thanks user. Lamposting journalists might be a thing one day.

told you I was right.

I just wanted to talk to him again, to offer my counsel, if he doesn't need it, he will say no.

Do you even know what Druids were?

hey at least I'm honest.

do you?
all you've got for your information is a fucknig anglo saxon html page that lists some references to books you haven't read, nor are fact but are entirely written by non-celtic peoples about subjects they have no direct experience in.

Well he basically said no, didn't he?
I mean if he was interested in counseling he would sure grant a possibility to make it happen.

no, we haven't spoken since about (two?) years before the election.

Julius Cesar described them as Judges.

also I never gave him any contact information lol

yes they were the wisest of the wise in their cultures and so obviously they would be trusted to judge people.

How can I become a druid. Would I no longer be a christian if I learned about being a druid

Trust is gained through revelation. Not knowing how to traverse these matters screams to people like me that you aren't to be trusted.

Looks more and more right the more you talk.

twitter /thread

Anyone know if op is still around? I need to get a message to him. Tell him to go fuck himself then take his meds. Tell him he's a lunatic that's never met Donald and isn't special in any way.

you just become one eventually.
It's like saying "how do I become a wise man".
It's basically the state of having experience in everything, and having the temperament to guide your fellow man.
It's a lost art, and almost a lost cause, as now the common man will only accept orders and law as guidance, and views those who speak rationale as some sort of a fucking sentient poison gas cloud he must not breathe near and must shoo away with tongue speaking.

whatever shitlord
go blow a dog.
it needs to be PRIVATE, also he doesn't read 5000 messages a day.

What is it you have to offer?
Or do you just want to mooch around in the WH?

ugh, information, and strategy.
He used my strategies and it helped.
I can't say which ones, but he did.
I just want to help.
I don't even need to travel to the US, just need a secure line to strategise.

uTox or something it will probably be.

>I am a friend of his from way back, and I need to speak with him.

Then why the hell are you on Sup Forums?

LARP

>le secrit line to Trump
Give us a break.

Haven't used it yet, but have way in - six degrees of separation. Post something compelling and advise when you will return. I will ensure the first two 'degrees' of the 6 see your post. Rest is up to resonance of your message....

Frank larping again

We are not interested, is that clear enough?

>g-guyz the feds are so actively filtering mail it's like literally impossible for me to write "Joe Smith" as the return address

You're not even good at LARPing, faggot.