$1,00

$1,00.

one antidote please.

Seems like a trustworthy guy. I'll take 3.

>$1.00.
fixed that for you eurofaggot

are you sure about that?

hey guys i'm selling apples at 0.85 bucks each!

1$

Shlomo has 5 apples for $1.00 each.
John gives Shlomo a $5 bill.
Shlomo gives John 4 apples.
John says "Hey Shlomo!"
Shlomo says "What? I don't have change!".

best i can do is 50 cents

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$0.99

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1$ I'll take an apple kind merchant

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seems trustworthy

Mods, wake the fuck up god damn.

here's $1, let me get an apple kind sir

The true story.

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I'll sell you 3 apples for $0.90 each, greatest ally.

IT'S FUCKING POISON

AHHHHHH YOU KIKE

is this the Antidote trick again
I want 25% or I report your ass to mas hachnasa

Last one? Ill take it.

That will be $1,00 my dear Englishman.

I can see you are quite the successful businessman. If it moves more product I can sell you my 3 apples for as low as $0.75

Why are there holes in the apples?

fuck off queer it's mine!

2,$

SOLD FOR THE HIGHEST BIDDER.

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oy vey

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I'll take the pitcher for $1000.

Il buy the whole jugg, and sell it for an increased price of $6,000,000

WHY DID WE TRUST THIS MERCHANT

will you accept four Aryan Bloods and a Palestinian Human Shield?

WHAT NOW?!?

This is the funniest thread in months.

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FUCKING KEK

FREEZE. YOU'RE UNDER ARREST FOR OPERATING WITHOUT A BUSINESS LICENSE.

Shit I spent my last dollar on your apple, well I least I know that future potential customers will know of your wrong doing and avoid your products. The free market comes through again.

AHHAAHAHHAAH

Fucking waste.

kekked and checked

well played merchant

You are absolutely crazy. Great

FREEZE. YOU'RE UNDER ARREST FOR OPERATING WITHOUT AN ARREST LICENSE

OH MERCHANT OH MERCHANT MAY WE PLEASE HAVE ANTIDOTE!

Ummm.... no sweety. I bought my arrest license from a kind Jewish fellow.

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Wait a sec are you trying to trick us

Yes, good price sir. I offer 7$ if toast is included

dont squish the apples plox
k fanx

ONE DOLLAR?
YOU'RE GONNA CHARGE ME FIVE DOLLARS FOR AN APPLE?
YOU'LL HEAR FROM MY LAWYERS OVER THIS 20 DOLLARS
I EXPECT MY 40 DOLLARS TO BE DEPOSITED INTO MY BANK ACCOUNT TOMORROW!

>being this much of a free market cuck

$1! What do you mean 70c!

5 dollars?! Holy fuck I'll gift you Avocados Sup Forums they literally grow from trees here don't buy this fucking breathing ashes shit

Hold it right there, merchant! We, the peoples of the democratic kingdom of Norway will see that your standard of apples match the price!

I-if the US allows us, of course

>buys apples from the grocery store with royalty money because he's a neet with no skills to farm

>literally dying for the free market

regulate big apple NOW