The ditch that saved the west

The ditch that saved the west

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looks like lack of a liberal's common sense also saved the day.

the presidential limo is made to absorb anti-tank weapons and keep driving if necessary, the fuck was this guy thinking lmao

BUILD THE DITCH

>The lack of intelligence from a liberal faggot saved the west
Nothing new here

Could the ditch stop antifa?

Surprised all the motorcycle cops didn't see it first.

>the fuck was this guy thinking
Not at all, I'd assume.

How could you tell he was trying to ram?
He just drove out and stopped on the side, or did his car break

That car would have so many bullet holes in it if that car even got close enough to the presidents limo there probably wouldn't be anything left.

This is probably a globalist useful idiot being used

I'm surprised that the vehicle that moved over towards the white car just kept on going.

He came out of a bush from nowhere as a motorcade was coming past

I think they're told to move away fron danger where possible. Car was immobilised so they let the follow up guys deal with it

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shittiest. cameraman. ever.

>TFW Trump's limo has a minigun turret

youtube.com/watch?v=KA-O9iyggVQ

wish they kept recording

>satellite phone with direct line to Vice President

if Trump is under attack what is Pence going to do about it?

Are any of those semi-automatic, except for some of the revolvers?

>trump is -rh negative blood type, a repitillian

Basically he can give his last orders to Pence if he thinks he's gonna die.

Also, he can just use it normally outside of emergencies.

If I was about to die the last person I would want to talk to is that faggot

Didn't really look like he tried to ram, looks like he was being retarded

Potentially if it was going fast and you rammed it head on and POTUS wasn't wearing a seatbelt he could be killed even if the limo wasn't deformed.
But you'd probably need something bigger than a mid sized sedan.

>Parked in a treeline next to a reservoir.
>Floors the gas pedal as the Presidential Motorcade is passing by.
Retarded yes. Trying to ram, also probably yes.

id like to have been a fly on the wall during this operation's creation

Probably not, but ditches could be quite useful for dealing with the aftermath if you know what I mean.

>tries to hop a ditch just as the president rolls buy

Innocent or not, gitmo they go

That looked very fucking deliberate. He pressed on the gas right as the limo was going by, I guess he was too fucking stupid to notice the ditch but it seems like he was really attempting to ram someone.

>"P-Pence"
>"Give the delegates to Ted"
>"Tell him I forgive him"

false flag. Why would someone just happen to film that?

>they were excited about watching the trump motorcade go by

how did they know the motorcade route? How did the driver?

Because it's a small town, a main and obvious route, and the event had just ended. Because the police had set up on every entry and exit point along the route, because the secret service, eod and pres. 100 had come out a week earlier and tack welded all the manholes closed. Because the ss entered every single biz establishment and did a walk thru.

The Jews must pay for trying to ram the presidential motorcade.

kys

The car literally came out from where a manmade lake is, and tried to drive onto the road over a giant drainage ditch.

This was no accident, and thank god this idiot was too stupid to see in front of him.

Trump's limo driver is a fucking BEAST. He saw that retard and leaned to the right. Holy shit, respect.

ahhahaha what a fag. The left is fucking useless

Did you not see the police and cones set up?

>Because it's a small town, a main and obvious route, and the event had just ended. Because the police had set up on every entry and exit point along the route, because the secret service, eod and pres. 100 had come out a week earlier and tack welded all the manholes closed. Because the ss entered every single biz establishment and did a walk thru.

damn dude, does he do that everywhere he goes?

A small town where they already could tell preparations were made in advanced, such as his statement "looks like they tac-welded the manhole" which I guess means they welded the manhole in case someone tried to sneak a bomb into it. And since they're all wearing work shirts I'm assuming they saw all the cops and stuff setting up early and went out of their work to check it out. People find any excuse to leave work, and taking a photo of the president's motorcade is a once in a lifetime thing for many people.

Bump cause this shit is getting slid

if you're faking a presidential motorcade scene, you can fake the cops too

Has to, it's part of the secret service's job to protect the president. That's why you don't see him going right down to texas to help with the cleanup and only took photos and shit.

This is what they have to do when he just DRIVES past a place.

guess I wasted my time writing the other post because holy shit you're an idiot.

>Why would someone happen to film this fucking orange bigot visiting their city, he's not even my president I hate him so much I'm literally shaking rn reeeeeeeeEEEE
There are kids constantly on their phones filming every single second and you're wondering why would someone film the fucking POTUS go by. Just end your miserable existence.

The presidents car weighs almost as much as a Mack truck, it wouldn't even stop it

Yes, because the simplest way to kill him would be to plant explosives under an otherwise compromised road or bridgeway and have it collapse with him over it, thus killing him in the resulting crash.

Every single President since Johnson has had that done for them.

The Secret Service does not fuck around.

he probably knew there was a ditch, he just figured he could clear it in time. Obviously couldn't do any dry runs without being arrested, so he decided to do it live.

But what would've happened if he made it up onto the road? Would ramming the limo even slow it down, considering how fucking heavy it is? What's the plan for something like this, does the limo take off while the SUVs surround the car and kill whoever was in it?

>J-turn
is that the burger name for a U-turn?

Pretty much user. The SS takes the President's safety very seriously, especially with this political climate. Wouldn't know first hand, because there's no way the Donald would ever visit my shill state

Provide emotional support duh

Photo or news story about the attacker? Looks more like a fat white woman in the footage than a man. Was there an arrest? I don't know why secret service didn't just open fire.

BUMP

no, I'm wondering how they knew that's where he'd BE.

fair enough, if true. But is it? I don't remember ever hearing about this with other presidents, although clearly there's some level of security. I assumed you could go incognito most of the time; motorcades are only for official events.

No it wouldn't have, and if you watch the video closely you can see the limo moves to the right while SS vans move to box it in to prevent the car from getting close to it.

At most his car would've been blasted with bullets or rammed into by one of the black SUVs.

I'm leaning towards "retard who wanted to do something stupid because they saw something on TV that influenced their feeble mind"

>If I was about to die the last person I would want to talk to is that faggot
well if you spoke to him before you died he would be the last person you ever talked to now wouldn't he

they go all out. i saw obama mortocade in nyc. they lined the intersecteding streets with dump trucks filled with concrete

>what is Pence going to do about it?
Show the world why he has his many nicknames.

What the fuck? Why isn't the news covering this?

Someone tried to kill Trump?
RESIST!

>no, I'm wondering how they knew that's where he'd BE.
...How the citizens knew where Trump's motorcade would drive by? user I'm sorry but you need to get out more.

You mean on the road, driving in a car?

Hm great question, guess we'll never know where a car driving on a road that had been prepared and had defenses set up on it will be.

>I'm wondering where cars go when they go vroom vroom

what did he mean by this

>Australian education
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/J-turn

Maybe they don't want to cause a national outrage, or maybe they don't care what happens to the president unless he tweets something.

>trying to ram?
because no one reasonably ruins their undercarriage that hard for the lulz

Yeah i figured, it was a shitty idea that had no chance in hell of working. I wonder if this story will get buried or if we'll at least get to hear what the retard was thinking. I can't tell from the video, but the guy who gets out of the car gets out on the passenger side. I wonder if he climbed over or he was just a passenger.

>idiot ends up with enormous prison sentence for assassination attempt with zero chance of success

Why are leftists incapable of violence?

probably just a chink

We have U-turns but J-turns are this: youtube.com/watch?v=DtYyXnJIKW4

The biggest stuff is for official events where everyone knows where the president is going to be because that's where the biggest risks are. So you're partially right, but even for small stuff there is a strictly enforced perimeter of a few miles where the SS (secret service) are scoping out and locking down everything they can.

The SS do not fuck around.

If the POTUS says he wants to go to Burger King later you can bet your sweet ass they're going to be there yesterday doing background checks and locking down the joint and making sure it's safe.

>how did they know the motorcade route? How did the driver?
they setup ahead of time.

we've had video of nuclear missiles drive right through small towns.

Vroom vroom, motherfuck.a

kinda looked like an older black woman that got out of the car to me, could be wrong though

Bump

This is big

my dad was same blood type.

kek

>A poor senior citizen, oppressed in the woods by white supremacists, crashed in a ditch while trying to escape, confused by the orange bigot's motorcade. Will Drumpf issue an apology? Will he refund the damages of the car?

>Why are leftists incapable of violence?
No their capable of violence their just comically inept at it

>leaving an abject autist 4 minutes from nukes (a literal threat now)
>(((saving))) the (((West)))

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The whole street was closet off that's how they knew. You retard. Not a false flag you paranoid crackhead.

What an absolute mongoloid.

they circled around, its the same car that is full of g-men at the end of the vid

>Thinking a burger even wrote all that shit
>When it uses the word "boot"
>And spells defense as if it was in a Dragon Quest game

watch this be totally ignored by the msm

what do americans call a boot?

...

Cloaca or gtfo

Liberals don't know how to jump ditches.
They never watched the Dukes of Hazard

We don't use the term boot for anything related to a vehicle. We call the storage area the trunk. Oh, and the locking thing that goes on a tire when you park in an illegal area is called a boot, I guess.

There was an attempted assassination of our president that was caught on video and no one is talking about it. Seriously wtf.

Almost everyone in america is O-
It'd be weirder if he wasn't.

Trunk

It is so far... even on here. This shit is insane!

>I-I was just driving casually to find my dog, lost track of the pedals I swear!

I hate to say this but this is literally nothing, probably like said just a brainwashed (fat) retard who can easily get away with it because ''no harm no foul''

The trunk. The bonnet is the hood. The covery slab is the roof. The outy-swings are called doors.

spitballing here ,but the rumor is there are national secrets passed on from pres to pres, so this might be set this way to ensure the replacement is up to speed, something like;

>pence picks up phone
>(gunfire and static)
>"mr president??!!"
>"mike its bad, i have to give you some crucial information, the best information, really really beautiful infor-.."
>"what mr president??!"
>(gunshots)
>"aliens are real, jews run the world and EVERY conspiracy theory is true, even the ones that contradict others, and the guy that shot jfk is the same guy that told me who shot jfk. he had 35mm selfies, the presidency is a joke mike, a fucking joke."
>(mike drops phone) ..."karen! GET THE CLAMPS!...."

That went just like Obamacare.

tendies

got some chills/10

Why? It was positioning itself between the presidential limo and the attacking car. The limo swerved but continued onwards and the defensive car followed. There were still plenty of spooks in the rear to capture the attacker.