/CPD/ CHICAGO POLICE SCANNER THREAD

check this scanner out because you won't regret it - guaranteed happening
BUT WHO THE FUCK IS ROBERT???
ROBERT is the hero Chiraq needs but doesn't deserve; His nemesis is MALE BLACK, a notorious thief, murderer, and general rapscallion. By night they battle for the fate of the city.

FOR YOUR LISTENING PLEASURE

>>CPD Dispatch Stream:
broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web

>>Same feed with ambient music:
youarelistening.to/chicago

>>For Ambiance:
soundcloud.com/sithdemonic/sets/newwaveretro

DANK AUSSIEROBERT OC:
youtube.com/watch?v=ZMLxgBxSiyU [Open] [Open]

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BACK THE BLUE
>>Get Behind the Vest donation drive:
getbehindthevest.org/
>Chicago cops aren't even issued fucking armor by their shithole city.

>>The Chicago Police Department Memorial Fund (ALSO GET SOME SWEET SWEET MERCH):
cpdmemorial.org/

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CHICAGO'S K/D RATIO:
>>Shootings Scoreboards:
heyjackass.com
dnainfo.com/chicago/
chitownmugshots.com/
crime.chicagotribune.com/chicago/shootings/
crime.chicagotribune.com/chicago/homicides/
homicides.suntimes.com/

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>>Chicago Racial Demographics:
radicalcartography.net/index.html?chicagodots

>>Chiraq Gangland Map:
wbez.org/shows/wbez-news/in-chicago-gangs-abound-but-where-are-they/0d956c2e-171a-483a-8666-f5228d98812d

>>Police Codes:
bearcat1.com/radioil.htm

>>Chicago Police Dept. Directives:
directives.chicagopolice.org/directives/

>>Related twitter
twitter.com/spotnewsonig
twitter.com/hashtag/shitoemcsays

PASTEBIN: pastebin.com/pD418Eky

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>person running TOWARDS police

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>suspicious black male at gas station

>"yeah, our guys are gonna be returning"
>males fighting in the middle of a street near a 711
Still haven't heard, "shots fired" so it's less heated than the last weekend

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you have reached the white power hour with your host
>whitepowerrobert

>expired DL

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>more discussion of expired vehicles

>female Hispanic

>male Hispanic wearing baseball cap
THREE SHOTS FIRED
Guess the night's getting heated up

>HIT AND RUN
>SMALL DARK VEHICLE

>ATTACK AT CVS

Evening, Roberts.

Evening, Roberts.

evening robert

>group of people ages 6 to 13 causing trouble

>some kind of warrant from 2006
>want to know if it's still active

>suspicious package

I'm thinking that Nick Cave albums might not be the best background music. Makes the channel even more surreal...

Bump

>males are throwing bottles at radu

Bump for interest

>he's not he but I can go upstairs since the door is gone

>one on the ground
>requesting support units
>female black on the run

How has the nogging been, Roberts?

Average levels of coonery so far tonight. Nowhere near the amount of fire we had last night

Damn, I fell asleep early last. How bad was it?

Time to get /comfy/ Roberts.

>chinese restaurant on fire
>garages on fire
>trees on fire
>streetlights on fire
>mailboxes on fire
>cars on fire
>somebody doused caller's SUV in gasoline and chucked a molotov cocktail at it

On time.

Evening Roberts, unofficial end to Summer weekend for Chiraq starts now

REAL ROBERT HOURS

Heh heh... good eye Robert, that's where I stole the pic. She may be trash I guess but she looks /comfy/ to me :)

>somebody doused caller's SUV in gasoline and chucked a molotov cocktail at it

>car on fire under the bridge

That didn't work out well for Atlanta

Have a bump, Roberts

>mexican in a truck
>with his penis out

>39 year old brother ODed on heroin
>cpr in progress

F

>Coming into store for refills against store policy

Gonna be a quiet night tonight?

>two male blacks got out of a car and took a gun out of the trunk
>one has hair extensions

Just par for the course. In sure he'll get a DUI too

>someone is pointing a laser at passing cars

Pretty tame especially with the drink refill call earlier.

>hamed muhammed
>white male

>dante's car windows were shot out

Yeah makes me wonder actually hoe white the US really is

>10 story building fire on 2nd floor