What does Sup Forums think of female masturbation?

What does Sup Forums think of female masturbation?

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it's just annoying when they glorify it like it was some bold political statement
feminists believe men are scared of women masturbating, topkek

Women are like dogs in their pursuit of pleasure and need for guidance. Disgusts and doesn't surprise me.

Heil Hitler!

Such a degenerate article

>We tried masturbating at work for a week
Yet when I do it I get dismissed. Unacceptable behaviour for a primary school teacher my ass!

It's pretty hot desu

>tfw you realise you'll never get to masturbate like a women
wanting something youll never get promotes self destruction, but can also promote self appreciation and the ability to be happy with what you got

>For me, sex is about interacting with another person, so masturbating doesn’t massively turn me on

wow, i'm barely into the article and she's already virtue signalling. "interacting with another person" sounds so mature and respectable until you remember that she actually means "getting dominated and violently fucked by a chad choking her neck and then gagging on cum" but yeah, "interacting" sure

STOP
WATCHING
PORN

>Her employer (the paper) is paying her to jack off and she gets paid to gloat about it

If only Sup Forums wankers got a salary for fapping all day, they'll be millionaires

If you only knew how bad things really are. jpg

pics or it didn't happen

I think it's super hot

you forgot the varg pic

some science-y types recommended masturbation breaks at work

some science-y types recommended killing my first-born child to help regain focus after the pregnancy blues, and it really helped!

Guys, if you suggest science they will do it.

it's just edgy news articles. people don't actually do this in real life.

kys OP
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>i miss you norbro

>not having a posh wank at work in the port-a-potty

...

she's some slut feminist writing for a dumb internet blog. you think she's settled down for a meaningful relationship or something? probably tinder dates and whatever chads hit on her when she's drunk.

yeah i get it, sometimes women like gentle slow sex or at least pretend they do to virtue sginal. but generally not with guys they barely know, with those guys they're looking for the alpha chad experience not the slow loving cuddling sex where you look each other int he eyes or what the fuck ever.

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>and this is what happend
>and its beautiful
>and we love it
Fuck these meme journalist hipster fag millenials and their made up bullshit lives

If what happened wasn't being fired for public indecency and being executed for being a degenerate blight on humanity then I don't give a fuck what happened.

I do not think men fear independent woman but are concerned because everything feminism promotes is the opposite of gender roles. I mean for ffs imagine a man taking a shit in the street and calling that liberation, a man who does but use deodorant and a man who is feminized to the point of being a cuck. None of it is liberation its just acting like a edgelord and bringing your sex value down to being virtually invisible.

They're like confused infants.

i skimmed though it. apparantly they're going to install special nap pods, but they joke that they'll probably just wank in them.

like i want to nap in a fucking wank pod. what a disgusting workplace environment. i don't think this idea will catch on

at the end of the article they wound up concluding
>eh it's not worth it
yeah no shit

don't access those archives, they are an Israeli honeypot

You forgot
>And that's a good thing

see /biz/

yet we all sleep on a wank fabric in our wank room every night.

not liking another males cum is very transpacific.

Depraved degenerates take their shitty 'journalism' too far again and this is what happened, and we're disgusted by it.

>boldness is part of manliness
>this is boldness taken away from manliness

it's like they're trying to increase my misogyny. which i'm beginning to expect might actually be a secondary objective here. establishment media social engineering. same with those cosmo mags that women pretend they only read for a laugh

Did he make the right call?

>>i miss you norbro
what happened to him?

>some whore on mescalin on public transit masturbating
you be the judge

Source?

>the virgin jerk vs the chad explosion

>We tried masturbating at work for a week and this is what happened
>productivity was down by 20%, a strange smell pervaded the office and all the door knobs were sticky.

Every time I hear "atheistic societies have ethics too, culture is genetic to humans!" I remember these articles

Half the fake bullshit news articles have hipster or millennials in the title and how they're the worst or what they're killing now and that they're ruining everything.

So basically your response to bullshit news articles sounds like another bullshit clickbait news article. Congrats.

"We tried masturbating at work for a week"
"But don't fuckin' pay me any less than my non-retarded counterpart"

Do women literally only think about sex?
It's like the only thing they live for.

Guys are a bunch of horndogs too, but we have so many diverse interests.
Girls wake up in the morning and their first thought is "How can I get dick today?"

The most philosophical atmosphere is in really hot bath, not shower, though.

>What does Sup Forums think of female masturbation?
I fap to it sometimes. Why do you ask newfag?

>We ran out of ideas and literally make social experiments about anything now
"We ate our boogers at bus stops and you won't believe what happened!"
"Are bunnies racist?"
"We made a race between a potato and a hamster, what happened next might shock you!"
"Is it homophobe to wear socks to work?"

>why men get paid more than women.txt

>said the commie
I bet you use scented candles too faggot

youtube.com/watch?v=VKH9ECC_Qa4

Sure, looks fine on a 240p video. I can see that belly fat from here, hiding under her shirt like a throw-pillow. Not fooling anyone.

Decency is dead

Maybe women are the ones who should stop watching it, since they are the only ones who take it seriously. No man wants to do that disgusting shit in real life, but they all want it because they've seen it in porn.

Not at work. I'd fire her ass on the spot. I don't pay people to sit around masturbating all day (which is why I never hire a libtard).

>and THIS is what happened
did you get off? did you waste your lunch break? maybe your work hours?

lol it is like their are implying that they got magic and fairy from it

>No man wants to do that disgusting shit in real life
speak for yourself

it's not that I fear independence, I just don't put any value on it. doesn't matter to me if she's independent or not, that won't really change my opinion about her.

women on the other hand value it highly, and they also don't really understand that men have different preferences than them. so they think their independence greatly increases their dating/marriage value and then get mad when dating outside of their league doesn't work and rationalize it by claiming that men must be afraid of their intellect.
when really it's just that you are trying to sell a product no one cares about.

I'm guessing he has a life beyond Sup Forums and isnt our dadda to hold our hands and archive everything for us. We've become spoiled brats

I love you Nordbro!

>Heiling Hitler
You are like a little babby. Watch this

AVE CAESAR

brutal

nothing. the bot is just not fully automated so whenever he has to take a break stuff doesn't get instantly archived

>be Hitler
>decide only you are worthy enough of taking your life so you shoot yourself
Sad.
>be Caesar
>get stabbed 23 times by your own friends who were able to plan your death behind your back without you knowing
>your movement is so shit that it ended via your own followers deciding you were a shit leader

considering they constantly claim that men think about nothing but sex, and that people in general are very prone to projection - it wouldn't surprise me

Degenerate.

>be caesar
>actually contribute to the world
>have true legacy seen in the titles of monarchs - tsar, kaiser

It truly saddens me to know that the pillars of creation have probably already been destroyed, and we're just waiting for the light to actually get to us.

Why must the bong always bant all the fun out of everything?

>Be Hitler
>be such an autistic fuckhead that you refuse to surrender when you've clearly lost, forcing your country that you "love" into absolute ruin and nearly a century of guilt - culminating in it being overtaken by subhuman Turks, Africans and other shitskin trash

>Be Caesar
>Be glorious unto death, forge the greatest political entity known to man that outlives you for nearly half a millennium even though you were head of it only briefly

Barbarians get out.

Degenerate filth. HH

Pointing out the virtue signaling

Good people work hard all day to produce real things that people need, and these parasites live in a kind of fuzzy daycare bubble. No sympathy for them whatsoever.

YCYL

bitch stay away from my keyboard

Your mom shoulda just diddled herself instead of incubating you

I fuck like a mad man and I always look in my wifes eyes. And call her my little whore.

she on drugs or just a feminist

There's a lot of grills posting itt, but absolutely no tits posted. Ladies, whip em out, you know the rules.

mental illness probably some sort of previous trauma

A FUCKING LEAF
All you traitors are fucked when the day of the rope comes

I think that you're pretty gross and a shitty employee if you masturbate at work, male, female or mentally disabledkin.

One of their monarch got so assblasted he made bantz illegal and send all the criminals to australia.

We are talking about a people here that at one time declared good tasting food to be a sin and subsequently expelled all their chefs to france.

>These things demand equal pay
>There really should be a wage gap

>We tried masturbating at work
...AND YOU GOT WRITTEN UP AND TOLD TO GET THE FUCK BACK TO WORK OR YOU'D GET FIRED

who the hell cares?

underrated

Promoting fake news on Sup Forums

Thanks lads, come the fuck on OP. Get with the program.

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God dammit Fritz, one of these days we'll have to teach you about this thing everyone else has, it's called humour.

Let them know we are coming for them, most users have AdBlock anyway

how do girls wank if they don't have dicks

Mein Got, a funny German. Put me in the screen cap, fellas.

>Do women literally only think about sex?
When they don't have kids, yes.

This is part of the biological clock. Without protection, sex leads to pregnancy 80% of the time. In today's world women go for decades without fulfilling that natural instinct and need to be impregnated. It is messing with their minds.

Imagine being hungry all the time but eating didn't make you feel full.

Let's about talk about infantile and childhood masturbation
Why do children masturbate? I think they want to have sex

christ. they should both be executed on the spot. im certain that this isnt halal or shariah compliant.

*clicks the link*

>Do women literally only think about sex?
>It's like the only thing they live for.
Women "like" sex because of the attention it brings them, that's all.

Men are driven by a profound primal urge.

If you think men's and women's orgasms are similar, you're crazy.

Women's orgasm: 4/10
Men's orgasm: 9000/10

cute anime lolis rubbing their tight, fresh little cunnies is completely different from a fat, sweaty feminist fingering her disgusting Arby's roast-beef sandwich that smell like fish and niggercum.

Hot we need to normalize female masterbation

If they could prefer to masturbate instead of be chad cumdumpster,,would be something better feel