WHY IS HAVING KIDS SO STRESSFUL

>have baby
>doesn't poo
>proceed to lose mind

>>Use a suppository
>>Prune juice
>>Switch formulas
>>Let it go it's course

Carry on.

t. BSN.

All responsibility is stressful. And kids are 'God mode' responsibility.

Unless you can find a way to blame the jews for this your post doesn't really belong here.

THE MECONIUM HASN'T PASSED
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

This

get out of OP's wife's son's asshole you fucking kike!

THE KIKES DID THIS

Wait till they start having teeth.

You need to take him/her to the designated street.

Sometimes a qtip w/ Vaseline just slightly in the rectum will jump start the process and get the shitter muscles going. You can use a thermometer too.

You can try pumping her legs, pushing her knees up to her belly and hold them with a little pressure, then release and repeat.

If it's been 24 hours call your ped, it's possible there's an obstruction. Will need an x-ray. Worst case scenario it has cystic fibrosis, but that's extremely rare. Just know kids are durable. I mean, look at all the niggers with kids, somehow they survived into adulthood.

congrats on impregnating a woman, most successful Sup Forumslack ever

Or in your case, horns.

SHE STILL FARTS A LOT LIKE A STINKY BABY AND SHE'S WITH HER MUM AT THE HOSPITAL THEY WON'T LET HER LEAVE TILL BABY SHITS

SLEEPY AS FUCK TOO
X RAY UPCOMING

ANYWAY THANKS FOR THE REASSURANCE

JUST OVER 48 HOURS NOW

REEEEEEE

2017 still having kids, you done fucked up

Maybe she is holding in a massive shit just for you, Next time you go to check is she has shit you will be smacked in the face with a watery broth

Kek

Get out jew

True. But obviously the Jews are to blame. They cut our dicks up. Is it really necessary to say so anymore?

DONT LOOK AT PINK WOJAKS FOR LONGER THAN 10 SECONDS IT FUCKS WITH YOUR BRAIN

Because every parent wants their kids to be perfectly healthy. My daughter was born with a heart murmur and we were terrified something was wrong. Took her to a specialist three months later and she was fine. All it means is that you care about your children. Cheer up, odds are good they will grow up perfectly healthy until a Muslim either rapes or kills them due to your country's inability to get a handle on immigration.

If she is breastfeeding it could he she is using Everything and has no waste to poop out.

>t.father of 3

> 2017
> falling for Sup Forumsski muh kids meme

Because you see yourself in them. It's nature telling you that child is your primary concern. My kids broke her leg when she was 5 and I almost passed out. I was able to keep it together enough to pick her up and take her to the hospital.

I feel you bro

My brother didn't poo when he was 8 months old. Didn't eat either. Went to the doctor and needed surgery on his intestines. Now he's got a 30cm scar on his stomach.

>current year +2
>not pumping as many white kidd into your wife as possible by 22

I'm glad i will never have children having all these meaningless emotional problems.

Not much for you to do now, try to get some sleep and keep your ringer on high in case someone calls, you'll be useless without sleep

Also could have been meconium baby. Need to ask the doc about that

> as if a droplet could change the color of an ocean

You're doomed, Westerners. Don't even bother. Making kids only fucks up your life

if you have a normal healthy kid without any kind of debilitating disease please shut the fuck up, it's incredibly easy to raise a single normal child and is barely an inconvenience

>tfw sleep deprived as fuck
>tfw fiance is way worse than me

>dat feel when deep seated instincts make you love your spawn like you've never loved anything before and can't stop fucking worrying

welcome to life!!!
Kids are little monsters but you love them anyway.

>didn't do her meconium poop

>Like arrows in the hands of a warrior are children born in one's youth.
Fuck outta here defeatist shill

Can confirm my brother had this as well. It was the pure horror for the baby and delayed his development greatly also he became a litte spergy.

They fixated him down for days.

I pretty much raised my nephew. Have two kids of my own, now, it literally gets so much easier once you realize kids are resilient little fuckers.

Don't sweat it.

I KNOW RIGHT??
I have a half year old daughter and she cant fucking poo by her self half the fucking time.
But WHEN it actually comes out its this hard adult-sized shit that almost rips her asshole open. Fucking painfull, sad and gross to watch at the same time.
The other times the shit is so fluid that if i dont smell it and clean it within 1 second the shit will be fucking everywhere. from shoulder to knee.
Also, the shit in the vagina.. I cant bear that shit man.. I prefer barf in my face over cleaning shit out of a vagina any day man.

Changing the diaper in the middle of the night and you didnt do it right with your sleep-drunk shitface. In the morning PISS ALL OVER THE FUCKING PLACE.
You'll be cleaning the whole bed for the next hour...

And worst part is.. You cant even get fucking angry.. Because in front of you lies the most adorable mini-human you have ever laid eyes on. And you cant yell at a fucking baby, it will make shit worse very quick..

I just need some fucking sleep man... The only thing i wish for right now is that she will sleep through 1 night.. Just fucking 1 and i'm happy..

Also there is stuff you can get at the pharmacy that you can squirt into the anus and it makes them shit real fast.

had this happen when my first kid was ~4 months old. she didn't shit for around 30 days, and the doc had to keep reassuring us that technically nothing was actually wrong until a while after 30. just be ready when that thing finally blows, it will be epic. just keep feeding regularly and with good variety, they'll be ok
what the fuck has happened to Sup Forums i never expected to be giving child care advice on here

Are you a male perchance? If so, what's it like being a male birth specialist/midwife guy?

Corporations should produce and raise children.
The family is like the workshop model of child production. It is inefficient.
We need an 'assembly line' like child production system.
For example - children should live in school. Why are they bussed back and forth so much? It's a waste of time and money. It is inefficient.

my son was like this as well. didnt want to pass the black goo shit out at first. If trying to breastfeed but having trouble then uSe some formula a little to help at first intil real milk gets going.