This is Croatia 2016, and some of you guys used to call us nonwhite and a shithole, meanwhile we are 1st world and one of the best countries in Europe if not in the world:
>money and high purchasing power >birthplace of famous inventor >already spend 100 of millions of dollars on importing Polish technology to more easily compete with Western Europe >some people ride bikes to work >strong and predictable economy >importing cars from Portugal >white & European >invented the necktie so you can look like a gentleman and not like a chino faggot >almost every family has a car and a PC with internet >low unemployment >strategical partnership with Argentina until 2050 >implementing unemployment plan from Greece >exporting to Serbia and Bosnia >army uses homemade tanks & hs produkt vhs 2 >industry based on exports and not on imports >people wear modern clothes >most people have smartphones
David Jones
You're a fucking shiter country.
Tourism and American negros! #Win? Nah fuck it you! Birtchfuck your head
Jaxon Martinez
Within 5 years, Croatia will be a comfy stable (Economically) country. The tourists will be lynched too.
Robert Baker
fucking stop, we're a shithole
FUCK OFF WE'RE FULL
Aaron Carter
>birthplace of famous inventor so famous you can't even name him >almost every family has a car and PC with internet WOAH HOLY SHIT so do most European nations, save for everything east of Poland and Hungary/Romania >some people ride bikes to work who fucking cares >strategical partnership with Argentina its "strategic" you moron, no wonder you're partnering with a country as shitty and uneducated as yours >people wear modern clothes again, who fucking cares? besides, based off your definition of 'modern clothes' that's certainly not something to be proud of >most people have smart phones most of the civilized world has one you dipshit, even poor parts of Africa, SE Asia, etc.
Hunter Watson
>>already spend 100 of millions of dollars on importing Polish technology >polish """technology"""
Bentley Gutierrez
I dated a girl from Croaita. Her family moved to the US when she was little. By far one of the most beautiful girls I've ever been with and best sex I ever had....but holy fuck was she an absolute nutjob.
Thomas Davis
The worth of a nation is not measured in material wealth, but in their contribution to civilization.
Christian Lewis
Shit pasta, when i see these threads i wanna off my self and OP.
Henry Williams
youra cunt and every croat girl is like you - some cunt. Bye bye be gone. Croatia shit country and spit on your flag with my ass.
Hunter Scott
Probably shouldn't reply but based on our small population we actually contributed a lot.
Chase Walker
Croatia is a great country because turism. But apart from that your language is terribly hard to learn and good luck with the enployment rate. Croatia must be great for Croatian that's all.
Owen Allen
>already spend 100 of millions of dollars on importing Polish technology to more easily compete with Western Europe
>polish technology
Mason Brooks
Your women are loyal and sexy, amazing country well done.
Aaron King
>no giggers >no serbs
why do you want to spoil everything?
Samuel Ward
t. Ljubomir
Elijah Perez
hhaha I laugh to it - ur good funnies but not much else! Happy joke!
your dumb gay. Croat women are cunt and ugly dick muncher cum eatee!!
Zachary Thomas
>contribution to civilization. Fuck off globalist
Jack Cox
Croats are pretty cool Slavicize a Italian/Greek and you get a Mediterranean nation with Slavic language and elements, that's how Croatia feels like
Ian Bailey
Croats are basically Slavicized Italians genetically.
Brandon Sullivan
I've visited your country and you are not even whiter than my people.And that says alot.Its sad when spanish,italian,portugese,south frenc and balkanniggers do not admit to being muslim rapebabies.
Jacob Powell
Isis approves Halal country indeed
Zachary Collins
can you be more a bitch? I think you a cunt. SPit on you with my ass! Fuck Croat cunts with cum idiot woman! FFick cum idoiot croat!
Austin Flores
where did you get that info from?
Brandon Johnson
You just outlined yourself as baited by double shitposting, good luck :(
Jose Gutierrez
Such a great country with a long history of being conquered and nothing else of note. Great country.
Connor Nguyen
ur muslim nigger. Don't speak to me. Croat cunt cumer.
Dylan Rodriguez
Not from a credible source, he pulled it out of his ass like most of Sup Forums does. They will forever call dinaric people italian and turkish, both italian and turks are manlets and dinarics are tallest on planet so what can you do mate. And ofc they will ignore slavic population.
Chase Bell
fuck off you stupid Turk
Daniel Campbell
>I've visited your country and you are not even whiter than my people.
gyppo pls...
Mason Long
sure you did
Alexander Brown
blcak nig.
Jose Lopez
I wanna put benis inside croat girl and make baby
Bentley Myers
if I travel there what can I do as a tourist? I already live in south Florida so beaches and boating dont really interest me.
Noah Howard
(OP)
slovenia is still better
Jonathan Ramirez
Literally nothing and even that will cost you my friend Welkom welkom john Croatian air only special prize today maximum discount 50kn for a bottle
Cameron Lewis
be atack by nigers have women that hve cum inside them. spit on flag with ur ass
Levi Phillips
Go and get some copper, you filthy gyppo.
Christopher Morris
Mach deine Hausaufgaben, Hansl.
John Lee
Delet this
Josiah Bailey
>Croatia must be great for Croatian that's all. Not even for us. Shit country that's litteraly dying out. 60k people left it to seek jobs mostly young people, for a little country that's disastrous. Croatia will cease to exist
Noah Martinez
Croatia seems like a nice country to visit. All eastern european countries do. They seem like they have a lot of history in them.
Ethan James
The neck tie was invented so you coukd wipe the slop off of your face.
Cooper Kelly
>flag we're already full, go on youtube and type croatia tourism, i don't fucking know use google you lazy cunt
Alexander Brown
Most Austrians are Yugos these days.
t.urk
Zachary Thompson
...
Owen Wilson
I bet that fp will come from a bitter westerne--
aaaaaaaaand I was right
Ryder Russell
>already full, >every month thousands of people leave the country WeW
Josiah Phillips
No you doofuses, it has nothing to do with Croats having actual Italian genetic ancestry (or Turkish, no one in the Balkans has Turkish ancestry). The Bronze Age Croatian genetic samples were a lot like Italians. And then the Slavs came, intermixed and gave modern Croats.
"Dinaric" is just a local phenotype.
Juan Barnes
I've been in Croatia. Love your cuntry.
Isaiah Edwards
Every day, a turd leaves my asshole, it doesn't mean that you're welcome in it.
Noah Jenkins
> money and high purchasing power you know, this pasta never took off because pretty much instantly it makes people lmao about about balkanroaches
Ian Lee
sounds like where I live already
Ian Long
I think you meant illiyrians >Illyrians =/= italians
Daniel Russell
most germcucks have always been germcucks these days there's also some cuckroaches t. whiteman
Brody Powell
>on misli da postam sa bliskog istoka Hehe only the stupid ones stayed
Ayden Howard
croatia greatest country
Jaxson Collins
that was funny
Adam Nelson
lmao suck dick much, cockroach?
Benjamin Davis
suck my dick you slavic rapebaby
Zachary Scott
I can't believe people still fall for this shit. It's an old Sup Forums pasta.
Lincoln Robinson
I know right, croatia is about the poorest shithole there is in europe
Leo Cruz
Why don't you suck each others dick?
Angel Thompson
If serbia and croatia united we would rule the world with a iron fist, strong but fair!
Kevin Martin
this you are retarded those were illyrians, not fucking italians
Liam Smith
I have a serbroach gf for that
James Watson
Are you that Albanian that always starts sperging when people mention Croatia?
Ethan Perez
Havent seen this pasta in months
Nolan Brown
superpower by 2020
Josiah Mitchell
are you that balkanroach?
Evan Powell
you have nothing you neckbeard larper
Ayden Price
If bosnia and herzegovina unite they would rule half the world!?
Cooper James
lmao, nice propaganda, croatia is a shithole
Jebem te vise, prestani pricat o Hrvatskoj, zadavit cu te ako te nadjem
Benjamin Gomez
Why would albos hate croatia?
Jose Lee
*tourist superpower
Yes, but at least I'm not a šiptar.
Sebastian Cooper
It's up literally every day. First time I ever clicked on it.
Nathan Baker
>>invented the necktie so you can look like a gentleman and not like a chino faggot
Eli Bailey
I played you guys in Cossacks: European wars
Jackson Hill
Wow we really are famous
Hudson White
I don't know, but there is this one Albanian guy that just goes nuts every time. Not 100% sure if it's this exact one though.
Jack Russell
>almost every family own a car and pc with internet If that's an achievement for you, then this is really really sad..
Everyone who's been to croatia sees that it's still not much better than serbia, and i would consider slovenia more advanced in ever aspect than you
If its such a great country why are so many croats diasporafags?
Cooper Campbell
*high fives*
Julian Turner
As if anyone would want to move there hahahahaha
Son of a whore
Noah Gonzalez
>being this new
Sebastian Lopez
Bosnia is cursed Just leave them alone
Blake Roberts
Not even close but a shithole regardless.
Dylan Turner
> slav > catholic > commies
yea so great
Grayson Parker
slavs are subhumans
Luis Carter
No, I meant (modern) Italians. Those Bronze Age proto-Illyrians were genetically like modern Italians.
Honestly says more about you that you are clueless about what I'm talking about than my supposed confusion of Italians and Illyrians.
Jayden Evans
On vacation in Croatia right now, loving it! Almost no niggers, feels very safe (in tourism hotspot of course), croats are friendly.
From Germany by the way.
Asher Smith
> no niggers on vacation in croatia bahahahahaAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
Ian Miller
yes but modern croats are nothing like italians you actual nigger
Parker Kelly
white trash or diaspora
croatia spain and turkey are for slavs and european trash (teens)
Carter Robinson
croats are ugly useless slav subhumans
Isaiah Jones
FUCK YU HANS WE ARE IMPORTING BEST MEXIcan intelectuals to boost our ECONOMY WHILE YUOU HAD MUSLIMANS AMD BLACK
Xavier Moore
nice, now fuck off tonjibljer
William Jenkins
That's what I wrote, you moron, and you went apeshit. That Croats are genetically like a mix of Italians and Slavs.
Gabriel Wood
spics are ugly and disgusting
Blake Hughes
hitler attacked stalin and failed miserably sucking his cock while tito manipulated him into sending yugoslavia moneyz and then giving him a middle finger when stalin sent assassins who failed to kill him
aryans are pussies : )
Liam Turner
>danke deutschland my soul bleads out for you.jpg There are literally no black people here No black queens unfortunantly