THE ABSOLUTE STATE OF THE UK

Please nuke us.

Also, the general state of out countries thread.

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You just KNOW

WE

Genuinely dont know whats satire anymore

All is lost.

>you mad whit boi

HEHEHE YOU DRUNK IDIOT GOYIM.....GO GET DRUNK NOW FOR ME.

WUZ

lol

Please disown us

Prep the Paki owen

I really wish the US would fuck up and instead of launching missiles at NK they fire them at the UK.
It's all we need.

>Sweden is the most cuc-

NOT SO FAST

I mean, I take it this is a joke? that's some decent photoshops skills

not even going to google to find out,l dont care either way, its designed to trigger me and its worked.


9/10 baited.

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youtube.com/watch?v=3xo-EP_O5pQ

Feldwebel Schultz is best Schultz

>It's real

What are you doing, UK? Stop. STOP.

Europe is lost

sorry, it's real
youtube.com/watch?v=BT2Ph_9bGPs

>Based on an extraordinary true story.
Historians agree with the suspicions of her Household that the Munshi influenced the Queen's opinions on Indian issues, biasing her against Hindus and favoring Muslims.

I'm done now.

Cheers lads, its been nice knowing you, can Trump send me a text message to warn me where the nuke will hit so i can get vapourised first?

regards

It's real.
m.youtube.com/watch?v=SCLcSLxlKkM

Bahaha number 1 cuck trophy goes to????

>be victoria
>rule waves
>have largest empire ever
>get abused by grooming gang
>let it carry on because don't want to appear racist
This is based on a real friendship, but with the way things are right now I fully expect them to imply she loved getting passed around in the alley behind a kebab house and all of her grate decisions were actually made by a noble Muslim.

it's not even shopped, google it if you care enough

That show was Nazi propaganda.

I don't see what's so awful about a movie about a historical event. Judy because it involves a brown person you don't need to freak out, it's not part of The Great Plan.
Stop being right wing snowflakes.

top jej. the uk is seriously the most cucked country.

YOUNG ENGLISH GIRLS SHOULD LEARN FROM VICTORIA! YES!!! HEHE YOU GENTILES ARE SO DUMB......

I'm past caring. This is what Britain deserves, for siding against Adolf. Sage.

the fact that you immediately denied its authenticity is a pristine example of the brit mind when it comes to the absolute state of bongland.

VIKTOREAN N SHIEEEET

YAAAAAS KWEEEEEN SLAAAY

>you will teach me the Koran
It's over lads.

England is dead.

Just bury us with dignity and remeber the greatness we once stood for.

THIS!

They just remade Mrs brown with a paki

she looks like a troll from the lord of the rings

This website is Nazi propaganda, why are you here

see

>t. kike

I can't distinguish satire from reality anymore.

This is the reason why your country is dead you fucking faggot.

If someone made this movie in the 90s, I'd think nothing of it, but there's been a constant push to suggest that Muslims invented everything and brought civilisation to everything they conquered while the British just oppressed.
All while Muslims are targeting white schoolgirls for rape and murder.

>you will teach me the Koran
It's over WEAK GENTILES!

You ain't seen NOTHING yet

Just.

kinda sad desu oldest ally

>Nazi propaganda
You understand this is all satire right? None of us really hate Jews are worship Hitler.

England has been dead since 1066, and I say that as someone with a Norman surname and Norman ancestry on my paternal side. Beating a dead horse. Part of me doesn't even want to save the country anymore, because the people in it don't deserve saving.

>this is all satire

This
I can't wait to get home and see my wife get fucked by a based black guy.

when will you ressurect old english?this latinized and globalized version sucks.

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you're abad troll

Anglo cuckold. Thank fuck im Cornish, I have a real culture with real people. small but still strong.

I think it's still Sweden, but we're catching up fast

Please nuke us all. Please. We beg you.

The knee jerk reaction is pretty bad, if it's a real thing that happened, then it's a real thing that happened and there's no reason to think that at the height of the Empire Victoria didn't have relationships with all sorts of politically significant people from across that empire...

But really it's the intent behind making a film that highlights this relationship right now that's unsettling. "Tensions between native Britons and the Arabs in their midst are getting fucking tense, better pump out some thinly veiled propaganda to remind them that these two nations have had a relationship for a long time despite the situation we're going to depict in this film and the situation the country finds itself in now not resembling each other in any way"

It's in the same vein as the films Amma Asante has been making.

Funny take on what really happened in that period, but we wont see those movies ever made will we?

This is nothing but post post-modern propoganda trying to rewrite old narratives and history itself, the work of Soros and the Frankfurt school

/sage this shit, im canceling my licence fee if this is the bullshit they are shitting out now, Top Gear was almost the last straw, this is the last straw so Fuck the BBC, state propoganda lets admit it, who was the mouthpiece of Remain and who keeps talking the UK Down 24/7 about BREXIt, who? Its the fucking BBC, the same cunts who stirred up shit in the Arab spring, Syria, both Gulf wars and Iraq along with (((((CNN))))).

Never going to happen. Ask the average Englishman about Old English and he won't have a clue what that even is, let alone being able to speak it. Wes þū hāl.

Why are you setting it happen? Your cops are cuck as fuck. You can do slot of damage by the time the army get mobile. Got no one to blame but your cuck selfs.

That's good, here's my pitch:

>be victoria
>be typical monarch who disguises herself to walk among her subdits
>notice how patriarchal, racist, misogynist and all around horrible brit society is
>of course this is a brit movie, so there'll be enough sympathetic blacks and hindus around to feel sorry when random whities go racist on them
>victoria frowns
>try to pass rules to make the brit empire more tolerant and multicultural
>evil lords from the parliament stop her from doing it, she's old and senile, they say
>meet abdul
>he's perfect
>feel extra bad because whities are extra racist with him
>he understands that whities gonna white, which shows his strength of character
>be about to die
>ask for abdul and have him tell her about common life in india
>he does, and victoria feels sorry for the colonisation of his country,asks for his forgiveness and finally dies in his arms

Fuck off leaf, I'll take it from Australia and maybe the US, but not from you

Keep up the delusion bro.

BBC Pidgin, like 5 different BBC historical revisionist shows, Notting Hill Carnival and bin that knife. All in one summer.

(((bbc))) films

>England has been dead since 1066
>People in it don't deserve saving

Can't argue with that.

That's not enough. The eternal Anglo deserves worse.

You deserve this.

you absolutely fucking deserve this, you leftist cUcKs

is that real?

The director

>Frears was born in Leicester, England. His father, Russell E. Frears, was a general practitioner and accountant, and his mother, Ruth M. (née Danziger), was a social worker.[2] Frears was brought up Anglican, and did not find out that his mother was Jewish until he was in his late 20s.[3][4][5] Frears later went on to study law at Trinity College, Cambridge, from 1960 to 1963.

>the Queen is a white woman instead of a black woman

WTF DASS RACIS
WERE DA DIVERSITY AT?

The masses were warned but they didn't listen.

only 5? must be budget cuts somewhere along the way. Still at least we haven't got anti-rape wristbands yet

you better believe it

LOL keep believing that

Our grandfathers fought for London for this...

You don't have the wristbands but looking at the footage of that carnival it looks like you might need some. I love you Brits though, please save yourselves somehow.

Race riots when?

i can only imagine the bathroom scene.

i think its photo shopped from Victoria n Albert

i dont even feel anything at this point
how many times can u pretend that u re disgusted?

I'm not really triggered, I just cant help larping.

If you look at the Gurkhas who fight for the Brits, they are literally one of our elites fighting forces and most loyal, I love them, and India and its richness was beyond what we could comprehend when we started trading with the EEC back in the 17th century, their culture is deeper and richer than anywhere on earth, it was apparent India would be impossible to contain for ever and it would surpass even European Empires one day.

They are more evolved than Europeans in some respects, more spiritual and live in better harmony, the Europeans are good at one thing that's drilling armies and inventing bigger sticks and how to get others to beat your enemy with those sticks, this was not lost of the Indian people when the Brits played divide and rule.

This year's was relatively quiet believe it or not! Good luck to you too Swedebro, I think in our case it might be best to let it burn and rise from the ashes

I agree but you can't exactly blame these lads, can you

No Its fucking true, holy fuck

POO

>They are more evolved than Europeans in some respects, more spiritual and live in better harmony, the Europeans are good at one thing

Spotted the Pajeet

hey, where is 'letsgoboys.png'?

Would have thought he would have somthing to say, Mumbai lad, where you to?

>Abdul

Yeah, no, the Muds betrayed us at every turn.

They actively executed Sikh soldiers at Singapore, and massacred all the none-Muslims and raped all the civilians, opened the gates to invading Japanese soldiers, etc.

I'm baffled by how retarded your logic is.

>Stop being right wing snowflakes.

the queen of fucking England didn't have islamist friends that read the Quran to her, No matter how much you want it.
Bthe way, please move to africa so you can help those poor poor africans.

HAHAHAHAHA

fucking BASED!!!

>Cornish
>culture
HA,hahahaghaq

What's the deal with Judi Dench? Really, i wonder.

>I can't refute the point you just made so I'm going to call you retarded
Either refute what I just said instead of turning to petty slander and insults, or fuck off.

and India and its richness was beyond what we could comprehend
POO

>their culture is deeper and richer than anywhere on earth
POO...

You can't stand the sight of a hot piece of ass like her?

I call her M. M stands for mommy

I'm gonna need you to justify your "England has been dead since 1066" bullshit first before you deserve a full rebuttal, chum.

Massive bongbait

Says the anglocuck living with pajeets in his neighborhood. Even your own people shame you for being English and tell you to open your doors to Muhammad. You're cuckolds, plain and simple.