Please come back my Emperor

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I've unironically been told i look like Napoleon by a few people
>inb4 manlet

Napoleon being a manlet is Brit propaganda mate. It has worked really well because the French don't use feet any more.

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"Your" emperor was just one of the numerous victims who felt for the "Poland is totally a country" meme. He lost because of you. He did it for pussy.

>Could have just sat on his ass for 20 years and become a superpower.
>Nope lets invade Russia.

Because his guard were around 6'1" or something if i recall.

Best country?

That's because of Poland. Also no he couldn't keep the peace since old monarchies felt threaten and wanted him out of the picture.

napoleon literally had a micro penis. i think its in a museum or private collection

It's easier to fight a defensive or civil war than it is to invade Moscow. His army was ridiculously huge due to his 'conscript everyone' idea.

Vive l'Empereur!

Because he was 5'2" in French measurements, which is equal to 5'7" for the British measurements, or perfectly average for his time period.

Why would someone save his penis?

Yeah he hand picked the tallest guys so of course he looked in comparison small even though he was average, nickname the little corporal from campaign in Italy didn't help too.

>Not having the bone of Christ in your Church basement.

Because he was the most remarkable man since Julius Caesar?

Charlemagne>Napoleon

>Because he was the most remarkable man since Julius Caesar?

That's me, not nappy

But why save his dick seperately from the rest of his body?

>Implying anyone can afford a whole body.
Even Einstein got his brain sliced up.

Charlemagne didn't rise from nothing and didn't escape his captors in exile to rule again. No one did

He didn't need to. He won and let his descendants ruin it.

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Lel, if you mean 1812 campaign, Napoleon invaded Russia because it broke the Tilsit agreement, and started supplying Great Britain

Napoleon was a total Jew for Poles, he refused to restore Poland fully, kept key locations stolen by partitioners in their hands, and ordered Poles to pay for his Grande Armee's supplies