Eric Clanton facing multiple Assault Charges
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Good.
This guy is going to get the biggest reality check ever.
He should be executed as the fucking terrorist he is.
its all part of his plan
its 7D chess moves
Been following his case closely. He's totally fucked. There's enough video evidence to bury this guy.
Wrong again
you are faggot
Thats exactly what he wanted. Professor Clanton is in control now.
Good.
Clanton has made huge personal sacrifices for freedom and democracy and the survival of the human race. What the fuck have you done? Grown your neckbeard? Stiffed mom's rent for the basement? Charged the battery on your motorized scooter?
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He doesn't strike me as a Chess Person. Rather outdoor Sports, like biking.
To get an idea of how dumb this faggot is going to feel when he gets out:
>guy gets out of prison today
>someone asks what they did 40 years for
>looks down at ground
>sheepishly says "yeah, I thought Jimmy Carter was evil incarnate so I hit one of his supporters over the head with a bike lock."
>smashing people's heads in with a bikelock
Really activates my almonds.
We memed in the POTUS.
You memed in sand niggers.
Who won communist faggot.
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just look at this faggot
Those 2020's and 2030's will go by somewhat quick. It's those 2040's and beyond that which will seem like time is dragging for Eric.
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General Clanton needed to be captured. He isnt worried about prison. Its part of his plan. His neuronic functions are off the charts, his IQ is in the stars. He will use his head to get ahead.
His knowledge of Ebonics and gender fluid diversity training, locksmithing, alt-transport, financial wizardy (he had student loan for nine years!), his multi-culti outlook, african american inventions specialist ..... its all part of his plan.
Once inside the prison system he will use pre organized antifa left wing death squads to take out the leadership of AB and Mexican Mafia. With leadership of major gangs gone he will quickly unite the gangs against the bourgouise prison gaurds and gain total control of means of drugs trafficking.
He will use this to secretly begin building his "army of the damned". Only prisoners in long term correctional facilities have the qualities Clanton needs for his special purpose army. Only they have the ruthlessness, resourcefulness and loyalty that GENERAL Clanton demands.
And what is the army for you may ask. General Clanton is really from the future, and he knows he only has eight years left to before skynet becomes aware. That what he is preparing for.
To fight for you senpai, to fight for the survival of humankind on this planet. General Clanton is the leader of worlwide resistance.
Antifa would like to thank Sup Forums for the important role you played in helping make this heros plan a reality, and for helping save the human race.
Uh-oh, rats don't do well in prison
especially when the group they ratted on has already started beefing with the AB
>be philosophy professor
>have such courage of convictions that you believe that political violence is justified to resist fascist state
>see guy at protest in MAGA hat
>"ooh a fascist!"
>hit with bike lock
>for philosophy
>go to prison
>sitting at cafeteria table possibly eating gluten
>see huge guy walk by with tattoos of actual swastikas and white power symbols
>"philosophy is tricky..."
wow, that's literal garbage, he sounds like he's free word associating
God I hope Trump is a more effective president than Carter
ANTIFA are a terrorist organization
That's all he's done, terrorizing for political gain
we memed it all
its all part of "The Plan"
I memed you into existance
ask yourself this senpai, if no one reads your post? Did you post it?
He's going to be dead within a year. There's no gang of communist hipsters in prison to protect him from all the gangs that will hate him
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When will Clanton get redpilled? Will it be when he is either forced to be Tyrone's cocksleeve or join up with the Aryan Brotherhood? Because Tyrone doesn't give a shit about social justice.
Eric Clanton has been charged with:
>4 felonious charges of Assault with a Deadly Weapon
>1 special allegation of causing Great Bodily Injury to Sean Stiles
>1 misdemeanour charge of Wearing a Mask to Evade Identification
Court papers actually conclude that he struck 7 people. 3 instances were specifically called out due to damage. They have the clothing he was wearing during the assault. They have his selfies taken of him in said clothing get up. They have the u-lock.
Due to how the charges have been filed, they count as separate incidents. Therefore the three strike rules comes into play. Hence:
>Mask to Evade Identification = 0 to 6 months or $1000 fine
>Plea Bargain/Plead guilty = 7 years
>Grevious Bodily Injury Enhancement = +3 years
>no convictions = 2 to 4 years
>1 conviction = 4 to 8 years
>2 convictions = 25 years to life
Eric Clanton has chosen to plead Not Guilty to all charges - including the misdemeanour.
In short, he's looking at anywhere from 5 years to life. Depends on how many convictions. But he's certainly not getting away with only the misdemeanour. Realistically he's probably gonna get about a decade.
General Eric Clanton is not really a member of Antifa. He merely used Antifa as part of his plan. I am not here to debate whether or not ANtifa is a terror organization.
I am here to ILLUMINATE why and how General Clanton needs support to help him accomplish his goals. He is well suited to lead the attack on the machines. He can answer questions you wouldn't even know how to ask! For instance: How many gender fluid trans racial dreamers could dance on the head of a pin?
Its questions like these that will "lock up" the skynet defence system and allow us to exploit it.
He will make an excellent sacrifice for kek.
Checkem'
Shit
what's next for his "teaching" career?
Wrong.
He will unite the gangs.
Nah - he's such a beta faggot he will drop any pretense of militant anti fascism the minute he gets in there and realizes it will have real world consequences. He'll be a total cuck and try to get a job at the prison library and stay out of sight.
But GOD would I love it if the Aryan Brotherhood made him join and get SS tattoos and shit.
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He's going to be a student now. This commie fuck is going to meet the actual proletariat.
Wrong.
This is how we destroy those faggots for good
Pol is the one who found him
document every antifa piece of shit and watch them disappear
>forgetting to change your flag
At least you've got guaranteed responses though.
Antifa, the day of the rope nears
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How do you like big government now you fucking cocksucker hahahaha
Good. Maybe this smug fucker will learn his lesson. 10 years minimum I say.
General Clanton is going to be demoted to Private Licker
Seeing this asshat got to prison and his life ruined? Well if that happens, its just gonna make me want to jerk off all day. This is fucking Karma. I hope he gets his skull knocked around.
HA HA he's gonna be sucking off two guys while taking it in the ass by a third. Skinny white boy with long hair? He's a bitch. The best part, his only salvation will be the White Fucking Supremacists. All the other races will want zip to do with his white ass. Because - in prison, race matters. Its the ONLY thing that matters. Sorry Leaf, he's gonna be crying hard in-between gagging from having Balls Deep.
>"JOKES ON YOU I WANT TO BE RAPED BY BLACK BULLS"
Wrong. He is buffed, you just cant see it under the bulky clothes. He knows dozens of martial arts, twae-kwon-doe, ji-jitsu, boxing, kung fu, karate
he knows it all, plus he obviously an "improvised weapons specialist"
dude clanton is going to kick the shit out of any niggers or Ab members who stand in his way of seizing the means of drug trafficking
Most of the AB has already gone into hiding or requested PC because they know Clanton is coming.
you seem to be a bit confused newfriends
>triggered by a can of pepsi so hard you commit attempted murder
really sautees the synapses
He is going to get fucked so hard, he's going to be puking nigger jizz for the rest of his life. Won't be worth a cigarette in a year.
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Eric "bike locks and black cocks" Clanton
Wrong. He is going to use his philosphical prowess to restructure the minds of prisoners and teach them to stop exploiting the prolerteriat and each other for personal gain or profit. He will unite the prisoners and teach them respect and compassion and loyalty to their common cause.
General clanton is a true leader. If you had attended his classes you would know that he taught that most prisoners are low IQ, degenarates with no impulse control who seek a "father figure". General Clanton knows that by being that father figure for these men he will also become thier leader.
He will "bash the fash" right out of them, and lead them all to the sound of music.
German humor, it's no laughing matter.
F
This
The eternal leaf strikes again...god how I hate Canada
Professor Clanton of Prison University
Anyone have a better nickname?
The brotherhood is going to do some awful shit to that guy inside.
>>see huge guy walk by with tattoos of actual swastikas and white power symbols
>>"philosophy is tricky..."
topkek. Faggot really has larped himself to prison.
Eric "U-Lock wonderful tonight" Clanton
In prison, he'll be the one getting a "father figure." Some big black bull will be "daddy" inside of a week.
Damn you are the epitome of a faggot.
wish i had a mobility scooter to ride around in, sounds like fun desu
So after posting pictures of alleged whites supremacists on twitter and emailing them to peoples' employers, this guy's defense is pointing out how wrong it is for a group of internet warriors to track down a suspect and for the police to take the internet warriors seriously.
>these people are actual retards
Eric "Locked up" Clanton
He was never a professor. He doesn't even have a PhD, faggot
Best post I've seen this month
Yeah, he'll head up the black gangs. A white, effeminate cuck from middle-class suburbia is going to unite the black gangs under one banner. And you say we're the delusional ones here?
unbeatable
very nize
>>tfw he goes to jail
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
40 years*365 days*200 thrusts*6 inches = 277 miles of BBC
Soon
>five hundred twenty-one thousand six hundred in-ches
>how will you pleasure
>pleasure my rear
Muh revolution aint so great is it now Eric.
I get the feeling Clanton would enjoy getting his ass destroyed on the regular by nigger thugs...just a hunch.
I disagree with the use of the word terrorist because it provides justification to government overreach and the alphabet agency spy programs.
We should load up in buses and visit him in prison. He will gladly see us. It will be the only time his rectum gets any kind of respite, We can bake him a cake with a file in it. Not to break out with though. It's to let him file the callouses of his anus
>277 miles
For reference that's slightly more than the distance between Kansas City and St. Louis.
But made of wangs
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Kek
I'll be sure to send the fucker a bottle of ky.
He'll get a plea deal for probably less than 10 years.
dont forget to mix sand into it
Nice
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ERIC "BIKE LOCKS AND BLACK COCKS" CLANTON
he'll get raped enough times for it to feel like life in prison
Press f to pay respects to Clanton's virginal boipucci
Not everyone gets raped. It will most likely change him forever though.
>implying he hasn't been indulging in "reperational" gay sex with black men for years
He'll get the shit beaten out of him at the very least.
He's a soft privileged white boi.
If he does get locked up I'm sure he'll be a target. Unfortunately it's likely he'll go into protective custody as soon as he's inside.