What happens here?

What happens here?

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DUDE WEED. Insofar as Sup Forums has taught me.

weed and being white

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Nothing.

>Treinta y Tres
THEY HAVE A CITY CALLED "THIRTY THREE" FUCKING KEK

>salto
>Salta

Paraguayan user here, worst guay

elaborate

ur gay
benis :DDDDDDDDDDD

stay jealous indian

literally nothing
the only thing they have is football.
they legalized drugs and fag marriage in a desperate attempt to being relevant, but they aren't.

Nothing too interesting desu. We have a small population (around 3 million) and there is'nt much worth noting apart from the whole DUDE WEED thing. That and the fact that we are white.

do you realize that your country is just as random and irrelevant as uruguay right?

Why are they so good at football? Only 3 million people live there and they have one of the best national teams on earth (cavani, suarez, ect)

BENIS TIME???

why do you browse here if you arent relevant at all

lol ur-a-gay

xDDDDDDDDD

Don't know, been browsing here for a while. Guess I'm here forever.

Aren't most of your 'whites' spaintards and shitalians? Dey aren't white senpai

There's only two so technically it's 'worse Guay'

Just another province of our country.

Argentinian province?

i guess it would be kind of cool to be some irrelevant nation seeing the western world burn while you kek

Fair enough.
It's actually pretty comfy.

Do you mean CISPLATINA?

>OP

Dude there's literally shit on the streets in Paraguay(the sewage flows on both corners of the street), my father went there buy cheap stuff from China

Where is it the most comfy in Uruguay?

How are your beaches and cities
Thinking of places to see next year

beautiful women happen there

I really like Rocha. Has nice places like Cabo Polonia and La Paloma. That's my personal opinion though.
As far as cities go you'd probably want to stay in Montevideo. You can also go to Punta del Este, and have Colonia del Sacramento if you want to see some historical buildings.
There's many beaches to go to, but I'd suggest going outside of Montevideo if your intending to visit one.

Dude, I'm white. Always got people trying to speak to me in German because of my skin.

you're intending*

>white
>paraguay
why and how, your parents had a weird dream of living in a poor brown country or something

Thanks for answering some questions. Something I've always wondered about smaller SA countries, is there any real cartel presence there at all?


How would a somewhat tanned (but still obviously white) American with brownish hair and green eyes fit in there? Would I be able to freely move from city to city or would I attract unwanted attention or criminals?

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Nothing. They should reunite with Argentina. There are too many countries in South America anyways when they all speak the same language.

Your father. Not (you). Been to Rio twice, I can't tell you it's far worse than Paraguay could ever be, I assume your talking about ciudad del este. In which case, yeah it's a horrible. Leaves a bad impression of the place. Went to Curitiba once. Nice place

we should unite user, both are european

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cuarteto de nos is all that happens there that I know of
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Is the weed really good, is it like Brazil where niggers will shoot me?

>Your father. Not (you)
what did he mean with this???
Your english is really bad dude wtf. But yes Rio is so horrible it's hilarious, there's unironically at least 1 shooting per day and people die from bullets flying around all the time.

Sucks to live on the same country as them, specially since they are by far, the most arrogant brazilians, who can't keep bragging about living in the ''city of god'' wonderful city or something like that whatever, they act like they are superior for living there and think that everyone who talks shit about them is jealous of them

Cartel stuff is not nearly as rampant as in other latin american nations here. I mean, there's still illegal drug selling and consumption, but it's not something you should really be scared of.
As your other question, I myself also have brownish hair and green eyes, and it's not specially rare. I'd say you'd fit in. You should, however, be careful on the streets, specially at night. You can get mugged easily.

why THE FUCK are their shirts so tight?

Sure, it's just that the blond/blue eyes meme needs to die

>yfw

How will a panjeet fair in your part of the world?

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