Rate my absentee vote in the upcoming German election

Rate my absentee vote in the upcoming German election

I mailed it in yesterday

NECK YOURSELF, TRAITOR

/Nigger cock in your mum

Why do you think about nigger cock so much?

I...I don't understand.

lower wages please

lol

votes for Merkel
traitor/10

I am for raising the minimum wage.
Samefag

Lol, hättest du den Zettel doch lieber ungültig gemacht...

Äh, das würde Wählen etwas sinnlos machen. Ich hab's gestern abgeschickt

EINE STIMME FÜR DIE CSU IST EINE STIMME FÜR MERKEL

>for raising the minimum wage
But you are apparently for lowering the average wage.

>CSU

Why are you voting? You should agitate to join Austria instead!

Ich bin kein Fan von Seehofer, aber ich konnte nur so sicherstellen, dass Merkel Gottkanzlerin bleibt.

>You should agitate to join Austria instead!

Austria will be incorporated into the Greater Bavarian Empire. Fear not, little Alpenbro.

Why do you keep posting this every day?
Sage

Why is this not in Muslim? I'm gonna sue

>But you are apparently for lowering the average wage.

That's already happened with all the slavshit 3rd worlders flooding into the EU.

I approve of this message and would like our first aircraft carrier to be called "Franz Joseph".

>I approve of this message and would like our first aircraft carrier to be called "Franz Joseph".

+ "Strauss".

We call the second one Edmund Stoiber, deal?

We have a deal, little Alpenbro.

when race war for europe starts I will hang you as a traitor.

>traitor

Sup Forums really needs to find new buzzwords. The current ones are prrrrrrrrretty played out. It's getting embarrassing.

U did nothing wrong, CDU/CSU are the only option atm if we dont want red red green and AfD is a incompetent meme party.

>not gruene
what are you afraid of strong women

>if we dont want red red green and AfD is a incompetent meme party.

Exactly my sentiment. I'm a lefty but I just can't bring myself to vote for Schulz, and the AfD are neoliberal shills.

I don't fear women, I just find them gross.

Shitposting aside, it seems you did the right thing. AfD can't win right now whatever they are, and apparently you took the least bad choice.

...

I'm not even shitposting. It's just that my political opinions have the bonus of triggering some Sup Forumstards, so it's basically two birds with one stone.

>triggering some Sup Forumstards
I can't really understand why do people act like that. Is it attention? But that attention isn't positive, you could just spam blacked threads for the same result. Emotions? What's the point?

It's a moral imperative. Attention is just a necessary and barely avoidable side effect.

I'm too modest to crave attention.

csu/cdu?
have you learned nothing from the past 50 years

afd all day

>afd all day

Uhm, the party whose front-runner, supreme lesbo Alice Weidel, is ex-Goldman Sachs?

I pity you.

pick your poison
afd policies are less damaging

i peter you

fuck off mehmet

>i peter you

Unpeter me at once, freak.

9
you have been petered
accept it
for it is who you are now

I reject your subpar petering skills. Either peter me deep and hard, or don't even bother.

>Thanks for using the absentee voting system. Your vote will be processed by one of our volunteers and counted to the total. See you in 2021

Are you trying to guilt-trip me? Because it isn't working.

bich yall dont know bout my peteing skills
dey b off d hook
da make me repete my self

I love you

So, how are YOU gonna vote, Krautbros?

Remember, this is about the future of Germany and the EU. Please don't vote AfD. Be smart.

we should go to the woods and make sweet pete
are you legal?
do you have a faminie penis

It's not big enough to really be a masculine penis, but I don't bottom :^)

eu and europe arent the same
hate fuck the eu
make love to europe

you deserve to be killed with a cheese grater slowly over the course of a week

you dont bottom?
be gone peter

The EU has brought unprecedented piece and prosperity to its members. With the exception of AfD voters, they were left behind by society and live in abject poverty, so I certainly understand why they would be so mad

>Bayern
I r8 u into the trash/10

Pissdich, Ostfotze

So witch one is the Nazi party?

>piece

Look at me. My English is almost as bad as the Americans'.

I apologize.

ahahaha, GIBS ME DAT, bayernlümmel.

You just paid for my brand new 86 Zoll TV.

Reunification was a mistake.

man have a look around europe,
its takin(not asking just taking) from good rich countries and giving to dumb countries(who can but dont support their own populus)
its a robin hood union dragging down europe so its all fair and equal, deal with your own meth and muslim shit
eu is destroyin europe with it currency and policies

>its takin(not asking just taking) from good rich countries and giving to dumb countries(who can but dont support their own populus)

As a lefty, I believe in the stronger people taking care of the weaker people. I would also be for the formation of a transfer union within the EU.

Not just for humanitarian reasons, but also for rational reasons: it would help us develop stronger markets. In the end, everyone benefits.

That is the beauty of the EU.

npd

>>As a lefty

cool bro

Thanks

So how come you guys don't vote for npd

>So how come you guys don't vote for npd

They could ask you the same thing, shitlord

>are you legal?

Oh, missed this.

Yes, I am. Turning 20 this month :^)

Fair enough Hans

cause they for a ethnostate , same size gov and taxes
i like small gov, civic nathionalism and liberty

so cute
il shred that ass post op

do you tweet

I do not. Tweeting is for fat, orange retards.

I am not a far orange retard, therefore I do not tweet.

aw pete why

You're an AfD supporter, you wouldn't understand.

Btw, are you cute? If so, that would be your only redeeming quality

fucking pederasts

>fucking pederasts

I'm 19, him hitting on me hardly makes him a pederast.

Antideutscher Abschaum.

im a 30 irish man thats hairy as fuck
im far from cute
wamen are cute

>im a 30 irish man thats hairy as fuck

DROPPED
R
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P
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Kill yourself, traitor.

He ate a bullet because he was afraid of Russians. That caption should probably spell "versagen" instead lmao

AfD, obviously.
Really hope for the FDP, tho.
Fatma "I hate every German" Merkel + FDP would still be way better than her + SPD again or red red green.

dropped?
your pants?

Kill yourself, leftist shill

>AfD, obviously.

>Really hope for the FDP, tho.

My parents are centrists, pretty liberal on social issues (thank god), but they've always supported FDP, I did manage to convince them to vote for CSU instead this time

Nice bait you got there.

It's your third thread in 2 days, will you just fuck off already you attention seeking faggot?

>GUYS XDDXD PLS LOOK HOW LE TROLL IAM XDDD X-----DDD

>'Conservative party'
>"Islam belongs to Germany"
>"Germans don't even exist"
>"Germany shouldn't even exist as a nation state"

Makes sense that a lefty would vote them, there is absolutely nothing conservative left anymore about the CDU

The fact that you don't like hearing it doesn't make it bait. My argument was as follows: they voted for FDP last time, and they didn't even make it into parliament. While they probably will make the cut this time, every vote for them will weaken Merkel, and I believe she our best choice, both for Germany and for the EU.

this

>Islam belongs to Germany"

Was he wrong? Ever heard of freedom of religion? Why do you hate our constitution?

I read that as "versagen" until you pointed it out

...

Eine Stimme für die CSU ist eine Stimme für Merkel

This has been posted about 8 times already.

This is about the future of Germany and the EU. It's too important not to be discussed as often as possible.

guys he pulled that ballot off facebook then took a picture of the envelope with his afd vote in it with the timestamp

geburtstag morgen. Nichts in Burghausen zu tun.

>Burghausen

Hiiiiiiiiiiiiii

you need to be culturaly enriched faggot.

I want to, but somehow refugees tend to only go for females. Bit sexist tbqh.