What do I tell my barber if i want this cut?

What do I tell my barber if i want this cut?

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Make me look like a fucking iced gem please

Ask for the Schindler's list.

Just fuck my shit up

Ask for the adobe photoshop

I think it's called an undercut

>dude just enlarge his head off hahaha that's groundbreaking

Tell him you want to look like a faggot.

Ask for pope Ratzinger's teenage haircut.

Who even makes those shoops?

Give me the trust fund slave holder's fandango

"Make me look as punchable as humanly possible"

"You know those little hats Jews wear?"

"Say no more, senpai. I got you."

Antifa and 8ch trying to manufactue consensus here on Sup Forums

His man tits should be droopier

Close on the sides, long on top.

HOLY FUCKING SHIT IF YOU GENUINELY LIKE THIS GUY BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAH LOOKA T HIM

Einen Eierschnitt bitte.

Just show him this

Show a picture of Adolf Hitler

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they call me the pineapple man

What the fuck is he even trying to say with that quote? That literally all he has is his skin colour?

topkek

Just give me the palm tree after a hurricane tbhfam.

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"just fuck my shit up senpai"

don't know, he says weird shit all the time.

Richard Spencer is a kike

Just say:" I want to be a faggot"

Bottom right is clearly shopped, look at his eyes

Say you want to shave the sides and back

holy fucking kek I spat my drink everywhere

Might be fake?

"I fucked your wife"

he definitely is

Make me look like that big retarded guy from The Goonies

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>What do I tell my barber if i want this cut?
JUST

I took in a picture of David Beckham and asked the barber to do that. Then he gave the right hair cream to make it look good. Takes a lot more maintenance than the faux-hawk I used to do, but it looks nice and clean cut.

Also, don't get it like Richard Spencer has it.

Tell him you want the cointel cuck

yeah but the other pictures are accurate

>buys special "cream" for his hair
>spends time every morning applying it
you sound gay, bro

Or go in with a picture of Adam Levine.

t. Buzzcutbro

>Konnen sie machen meine Haare gleich der Junge nach Arcade Fire?

>the absolute state of the fake right

All I see is this

The say you wan't it high and tight with a long top. That's what I get and I don't look like a fag. If they do it right it's got an undercut and longer in the front than the back so it looks stupid without fixing it right.

I've seen over 200 shoops of this single image.

This is one of them. Not the resolution shift between top of the hair and the forehead.

note*

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Ask for 'nuvo-nazi'

"Ï want that look that all the goyim who know have"

>Have you seen those /leftypol/ shoops?
>I got you f a m

He has a liberal qt gf. He's not that bad.

Just ruin my life forever senpai

You ask for an Undercut

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Who knew Burt's haircut would be fashionable one day. Life is stranger than fiction.

It's easy, anons
Just tell them you want the "Brad Pitt from Fury" look.

Say
"Hey [insert barber's name]. Think of the biggest faggot you know. I wanna look just like him."

Only correct answer to this gay query.

Iced Gem

woah...is this picture real?

It's a high skin fade leave the top, or cut the tips

"Just sodomize my shit up."

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>What do I tell my barber if i want this cut?
Just fuck my shit up.

Ask for an undercut with a bald razor fade.

Anyone notice how a HUEMonkey faggot is spamming this shit in multiple threads with the same pic?

Multiple huemonkeys. Either that, or everybody on /bant/ has Brazilian proxies

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>Underrated

just tell em you want the faggot

This

But that's true

This

They're desperate. If any of you fags think Hitler wasn't made fun of in such a childish way you're wrong.

This is pathetic. Is this shareblue? Didnt your boss have a stroke?

You: give me the controlled opposition

Barber: got you famb

Hes been writing for six years ...

Whats with you fags photoshoping his head

You tell him to give you a "Landser Crew Cut" or "Stahlhelmschnitt"

Most faggots don't even look THAT gay.

You go to a brain surgeon not a barber for this cut.

kek

then he is just incompetent? Being a leader is more than rallying the troops
you need the brains to not fuck them all over by association or direction
this guy continually plays into leftist hands either through incompetence, or the will of a controlled op stooge

That quote is fucking weird and srupid

Why is his part so far up? Why's he get such a cut if it's so?

Kek
if you dont recognize the celeb / e celeb photoshop poster
you're a newfag
many keks over the years
but now its a darling of the "dont call us alt right but we're alt right" reddit contingent of newfags
so its "antifa" and spencer is akin to hitler
kek

thank you for this thread op you actually save a life today

Kek

Tell him you want to look like piece of fat and miserable disappointment

He is such a fag. He even majored in something faggy in college.