Are there any conspiracy theories you actually believe in?

Are there any conspiracy theories you actually believe in?

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There is only one that matters.

jews are behind it all.

No I spread them because it's funny.

pedo/pizza gate is very fucking real

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That god made everything and even the Jews, Devil, Demons and everything.
That is the final redpill.
It's hard to swallow and in the end, you are free.

You want a redpill? Sufficiently large embezzling networks are indistinguishable from legal business operations. Only a market so competitive that the inefficiencies of embezzlement are intolerable can squeeze the last traces of corruption out.

I believe in the ULTIMATE conspiracy: they're all true.

That we never landed on the Moon.

Pyramids were built by ancient civilization Blonde Aryan Nordics, not Pre-Dynastic Jiggaboos. Probably the Atlanteans.

Jesuits are the "enforcers" that run everything...they're the Military Order that runs everything on behalf of the ancient Black Nobility families (themselves are Phoenician in origin, which hale from Atlantean lineage.

>Jared Kushner, Donald Trump’s son-in-law and top adviser, wakes up each morning to a growing problem that will not go away. His family’s real estate business, Kushner Cos., owes hundreds of millions of dollars on a 41-story office building on 666 Fifth Avenue. It has failed to secure foreign investors, despite an extensive search, and its resources are more limited than generally understood. As a result, the company faces significant challenges.

>Over the past two years, executives and family members have sought substantial overseas investment from previously undisclosed places: South Korea’s sovereign-wealth fund, France’s richest man, Israeli banks and insurance companies, and exploratory talks with a Saudi developer, according to former and current executives. These were in addition to previously reported attempts to raise money in China and Qatar.

Guess who is creeping on the Kushner bailout... Mexican Billionare Carlos Slim.
>Expect Carlos Slim to put pressure on wall priorities
>No Wall
>DACA remain in place
>No mass deportations
>More Mexicans
>Jews Win again as they should

Joe DiMaggio had JFK killed as revenge for him having an affair with Marilyn Monroe.

Alex Jones is high level illuminati.

all of them, branding something as a conspiracy is just a tool jews use to hide the truth desu

this

All pure coincidence

I think the Mandela effect may be a thing.

Unfortunately it is spoiled by morons who think trademarks, brand names, have to be spelled like the real word.

Or they think "Jiffy Peanut Butter" was a thing but don't realise that they may be thinking of Jif peanut butter or Jiffy Pop popcorn.

Men in black

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I think flu vaccines have chemicals that make people subservient

Someone pumps BTC using millions of USD Tether to prevent it from dropping under its support line.

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Crypto is a fucking giant snowball, and they pump BTC using Tethers, which are not backed by fiat, to attract normies and their fiat to keep the snowball rolling and getting bigger.

Man is older than we are told and the elites know it.


protip for all future posters

9/11 is not a conspiracy theory it's a fact at this point

before last year OP it was a "conspiracy theory" to suggest that the MSM was under democrat control. wikileaks proved that one true.

before that it was a "conspiracy theory" to suggest that the government was listening to us through out computers, phones and everything else. Edward Snowden proved that one true.

Before that it was a "conspiracy theory" to suggest that there weren't really WMD's in Iraq. Turned out they weren't ever there to begin with once the first phase of the war was over.

Waaaaaaaaaaay back before any of that even it was a "conspiracy theory" to even say the mafia existed. use of the term was even BANNED by the state department because it was "racist to italians" or some shit. Turned out that Franco Columbo had used his political connections to get the term banned. It wasn't until decades later that the existence of "the mafia" came to be accepted as anything other than a nutjob fringe conspiracy.

there are like a hundred other examples too. just remember OP, "conspiracies" are usually just true things that the dumb public hasn't come around to accepting yet.

Chemtrails. I have not seen any around where I live since Trump was inaugurated.

Also even if Alex Jones is controlled opposition he is 100% right about the elites are leading us towards transhumanism want wanting to upload humanity on harddrive.

The sun is cold

im sorry. correction. joseph columbo not franco columbo. franco columbu was a bodybuilder, and a manlet too incidentally

next you'll be telling me NK doesn't have weapons of mass destruction and we should pay them reparations.

>Hormal Birth Control usage becomes "Wide Spread" in west
>Autism rates sky rocket in west disproportionately affecting male offspring
>white male sperm counts halved in west

I legitimately believe that Hitler escaped Berlin in 1945 and lived out his life in Argentina.

The isis redroom wasn't a fbi/cia honeypot

The Sun seems to be more white now and blinding where in the past it was yellow.

The holocaust is a lie. I'm not gonna deny that concentration camps existed, but everything was highly exaggerated to demonize Germany and justify the was crimes of the Soviets. Stalin was way worse.

no NK has the goods and we should glass them. Iraq was a different scenario though and we never should have been in there. we did it because saddam named the joo and stood up to their banking system. that's the real reason. many libtards thought it was because of oil at the time, but it turned out we didn't even touch the oil once we knocked them out of power. it was all because of banks and his stance against them. he was prob an alrite guy over IMO. i mean as far as dictators go, i dunno.

Satanist kikes run the world.
The IBS, LBE and ESM are where they orchestrate the usury of the planet and control the political and demographic climate through finance

Yep. Britain started a world war for poland.
Gave poland to stalin.
Churchill was the greatest monster, stalin too.

the big strawman that the joos use against "holocaust deniers" is saying "how can you deny that camps exsited?" when nobody has ever denied the camps existed. only a plan to systemically murder joos, or the existence of "gas chambers" has been denied. and in fact, the evidence really does suggest that there never was a plot to "genocide jews" nor were there ever those infamous gas chambers. they really are total fabrications.

but obviously people were in camps. just like japanese americans were in camps in the US during WW2, doesn't mean we tried to "genocide japanese americans" though.

people are stupid. it's a level of nuance their simple brains can't handle.

Ted Cruz father killed JFK.

Global government. Looking at history it makes sense. Someone's gonna do it eventually it's stupid to think it's not being planned right now.

Pizzagate :^)

these little fuckers - they aren't what they seem

Yes it's true, he wanted to install islamic banking and end the petrodollar.
Now Iraq has a rothschild bank.
same thing in Syria, and Afghanistan, and Libya.

If you try to kick out/don't let in the kike bankers, your country ends up glassed one way or another and that's it.

By the way NK doesn't have a rothschild central bank (he is a fucking nutcase though so he deserves the glassing)

Lots. They stop being theories when people gather evidence for them.

Or rather, the Sabbatean-Frankist conspiracy.

youtube.com/watch?v=kqsuK8B7b4g

Giants were real, possibly human, or part human, and for some reason that I can't really put together, they really don't want us to know this.

Reptilians evolved from dinosaurs and have lived underground since. The human race was genetically engineered by visiting aliens a while back and the reptilians resent both the humans and their creators. Icke is a psyop plant, shapeshifting queen bullshit is bogus.

TRUMP and ray cohn used to stay up till 1am on diet cokes conjuring up pepe/kek meme magic and practising 4d chess in an elaborate plot to save the world

Because admitting they lied about one thing would open the floodgates. It's not part of the official program, so it doesn't exist. Except it's in the bible and book of enoch just like the aliens, but people are too lazy and stupid to do their own research.

>same thing in Syria, and Afghanistan, and Libya.
Pretty much.
and it's funny because the only two nations without those banks that are actual threats to us are NK and Iran, and they're the ones we didn't fuck with. It's so sick.

are you retarded?
Why should we glass a nation for trying to safeguard its own sovereignty?

Yah cause it's called jif not jiffy lmao

easy now. you might summon the German with all of his bullshit "no planes" clips

it's because evolution is a lie and we were created by aliens.

aliens aren't your friends though, they're your oppressors.

"god" still exists, but many of our records of contact with him are simply records of extra terrestrial visitation.

jews are pushing this idea on us now through shows like ancient aliens, but they're doing it because they hate christianity and are using it has a tool to disrupt our culture.

nevertheless, the alien thing is real and all of the crazy shit built up around it is real. you'd honestly have to be nuts to think that we're the only ones in the entire universe anyway. somewhere, somehow, on some plane of existence, there is certain to be other sentient life, right??

No, it's about making a lot of money to kill you slowly. You're talking about fluoride and the calcification of the pineal gland.

I was hoping there would be at least some non-retarded ones by now.

Ok, I'll start: I believe that Churchill had gen. Sikorski killed for the sake of UK-Soviet relations

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Władysław_Sikorski's_death_controversy

oh hahaha yeah i'm retarded, says the guy who wants to let the nuclear power, which is very clear about the fact that it wants to use its nukes to blow us up, continue to make nukes.

hahahahhahahahhahahahahahahhahaha omg fucking people these days. and people like you always wonder why your life sucks, lol.

Pedogate/Pedowood
Depends on the CIA one, but some of those

Seriously. Bitcoin core has already been infiltrated. BCC is the true spirit, I feel blackpilled about crypto because BCC hasn't already won though.

Reincarnation, life after death, and God are real. Funny how what used to be common knowledge is now heretical blasphemy...

This has been common knowledge for decades. Why does everyone else seem so goddamn slow?

How do they make money off of flu vaccines? I thought they gave them out for free

I prefer the theory of castles in europe run by reptilians that breed human babies to eat. Sometimes the women escape and make books about it.

That's because your insurance foots the bill.

I believe all of them. Literally every single one. Even the ones that contradict one another. ESPECIALLY the ones that contradict one another. You could pull a conspiracy out of your ass right now and I'll believe it.

the new religion of the world is this secular democrat religion. it's some sick shit. it's all of the worst negative aspects of groupthink and witchhunting mentality, with none of the benefits of the positive aspects that christianity had.

So juicy!!
//_____ Stephen Hawking is brain dead in his chair and a commitee of media masters speak through his box.

Penises are just inside-out vaginas created by the greek god cronos to divide humanity and create war and strife so he can harvest the loosh. How's that?

>Hi Sup Forums, lazy mainstream journalist here. I heard you goys were really stupid and racist. Please substantiate my prejudices and story, in exchange for nothing.
>You got any sexual fantasies that would look really embarassing in the New Yorker, throw them in as well.

vault.fbi.gov/adolf-hitler/adolf-hitler-part-01-of-04/view

Not really a theory as much as a coming fact.

Quantum computing will break all current encryptions. Every activity you've done that's been recorded electronically by dragnet surveillance and other consensual (private) records will be hacked, decrypted, and published on a newly quantumly encrypted version of a deepweb type of thing.

Hence, no privacy after the quantum leaking of anything before the quantum leak.

Have fun with that..

I believe it. It makes complete sense.

This is true! The chemtrails have disappeared in my area too.

The flipside of that coin is the natural evolution of telepathy, which can't happen when people refuse to cooperate and have so much to hide from one another....

Its always the same bullshit with you people.

You tell us the 6 gorillion times the US went to war was under false pretexts.. but THIS time the state media boogeyman is actually ebil. You fucks will ignore all the evidence that China and the North Korean regime have had treaties denied repeatedly by the Obama and now Trump Administration.

"Oh USS Maine was bullshit but muh Lusitania"
"Maine & the Lusitania were bullshit but muh pearl harbor"
"Maine, the Lusitania and Pearl Harbor were bullshit but muh Tonkin"
"Maine, the Lusitania, Pearl Harbor & Tonkin were all bullshit but Saddam is killing babies"
"Maine, the Lusitania, Pearl Harbor, Tonkin and the baby killings were all bullshit but 9/11"
"Maine, the Lusitania, Pearl Harbor, Tonkin & 9/11 were bullshit BUT theres WMD in IRAQ!"

"Ok, Maine, The Lusitania, Pearl Harbor, Tonkin, Saddam killing babies, 9/11 and the WMDs were bullshit but North Korea needs to be glassed, the media told me so."

Does anyone dispute that hormones in the drinking water is making too many fags and trannies?

Not sure this is even argued anymore /obvious

I'm prepared to live in the wilderness with my guns, bible, and my dogs.

Just one

Pls. Anyone with half a brain cell can see that all of the photos of kim inspecting science research centers of military academic gloriousness of juche of the great kim Il sung in the grand and glorious democratic peoples republic or korear came straight out of an old episode of mst3k. Captain of space, I believe it was...

bpa, and most of it comes from handling receipts

I believe that communism is still trying to take over
I believe there's unironic satanism running amok among the elite class

The rest is social engineering and an increasing inability of the human mind to cope with an increasingly bizarre reality.

I also noticed a shit ton of them throughout December and most of January and then POOF, none.

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context?

Sup Forums in actuality was created by time travelers seeking ways to improve the future because of all the liberal shit they have to deal with.

Lusitania is BS? Never heard this one

theres no such place as australia

9/11 and the holohoax seems pretty legit to me

Black people really are the true Israelites and the masterminds behind white genocide.

Ancient white people and (((false Jews))) knew this fact and tried to oppress and destroy these people but cannot hold back God's plan.

They were negotiating and consorting with terrorists. Treason.

thx for the laugh anons

> tfw too smart to believe in conspiracy theories

Even with quantum computing, obtaining the keys to something encrypted with AES would take millions of years crack, and if AES becomes obselete somehow, using the same principles of quantum mechanics, it has been demonstrated that one can encrypt and have it be fully secure as if the key is observed in any capacity.

space.com/33760-china-launches-quantum-communications-satellite.html

eetimes.com/document.asp?doc_id=1279619

security.stackexchange.com/questions/116596/will-quantum-computers-render-aes-obsolete

wolframalpha.com/input/?i=2^64

this thread is fucking hilarious holy shit!

Earth is flat. Deal with it orb cucks.

Shakespeare wasn't who he claimed to be. He was an English noble using a cover so he wouldn't be seen doing a peasant job.

My own personal one is that there is some weird shit going on in the catacombs of Disney. I don't know whats down there but it wouldn't surprise me if there were demons and a portal to hell.

Also the Jews but that isn't a conspiracy theory.

They use the tunnels so the workers don't have to go through the crowds. The hell portal is at denvers airport.