BROS ITS HAPPENINGS

GET THE FUCK IN HERE

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I'm currently cutting diamonds with muh dick

Rock hard right now over this happening

Meanwhile Trump is sitting there on his tiny limp one "very concerned"

Ready to get drafted.

Kim just came in Melania. Now is the part where he gets Trump to lick it out.

WE
ARE
ALL
GOING
TO
DIE

Make Korea Great Again

Just do it already!
I want this era to end!
We don't have nukes to kill all life since the early 90s, so let us have a new Dark Age so we can rebuild.

I genuinely Kek'd at that response

Hmm I had a rook but don't see anything substantive. Anyone else ferring sreepy?

So, what happens next? Webm unreleated

time to re-up, but with the army this time

WEBM should be called, Jewishmindcontrol.webm

Those females have become too engrossed in the electric Jew as you can clearly see

I like how the orange shit guy doesn't give a fuck.

what...is...happening?

THE FUCKING MADMAN

HAHAHHHHHHAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAA

>believing CNN
sure buddy.

>6th
>happening

B-b-but this one crossed the imaginary "do not exceed this maginitude" line. Ids debinitly habbeding now!

Fuck off larpers

the dude in the red muscle shirt seems to be thinking about something too

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fuck off. it's not happening. it's never happening. actual happenings aren't real.

I love how the guy is about to start crying after his girlfriend freaked out and ran out of the room in tears, and that other girl is screaming her fucking head off. The guy in the orange shirt was like "Really? This fucking awkward and you people are stupid for crying." He just seemed like he was annoyed by all the screaming and crying if anything. The dude in the red shirt did really not give a fuck at all.

Fucking normalfags, do women really cry over fictional characters dying in a series? I guess that seems odd to me because I don't watch TV series, I suppose I can see how it's emotional if a character you liked is killed off.

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Women cry over everything. EVERYTHING.

Harvey was a happening

I don't get it... NK is literally one city why can't we just Nuke it off the map and be fucking done with it and give it to SK

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duh ugh major announcement alert

If you only knew the game

This. Why do they want war so badly anyways? I'd take this as pretense for war and just nuke them like they apparently are begging for. Then no more North or South Korea, just Korea again.

>gooks with nooks
Just got a big bottle of sunblock, wake me up if they irradiate a dinosaur other than that I don't give a fuck

When are you going to attack them with mechs Japan?

>mfw their announcement is a nuclear strike

Lets hope not. I don't want an influx of Japanese refugees in my damn country.

Ok let's save some fucking time.

> planes do close in patrols near NK airspace (US)
> Ships deployed close to NK waters
> Lots of bullshit said
> Emergency UN council meeting
> US urges for show of strength
> Japan and South Korea 'very concerned'
> Everyone else cucks out
> "Strongly condemn... Diplomatic solution"
> Nothing will fucking happen
> The Glorious Leader of Best Korea will threaten hellfire and blah blah blah
> Trump will mock him in return
> Nothing will fucking happen
> Planes and boats go the fuck home
> Wait 2 months until North Korea does something again and repeat

Just screenshot this fucking post and post in all threads because this is the sequence of events.

I'll be happy to fight with you by my side.

First of all the USA can't nuke DPRK because it is too close to South Korea, China and Russia. South Korea are allies and if any radition even blows into anywhere ear China or Russia they will use it against the US.

Secondly, DPRK will also have missiles and whatever they have already prepared to instantly fire at all targets they know they can hit the second they hear of a missile traveling towards them. Probably the same for invasion. It takes a while for missiles to travel, they would have warning and have time to react with missiles of their own at least.

The problem is everyone waited until they were able to create working nuclear arms, sitting back laughing taking it all as a joke until now 20 years later they have them. Yeah, maybe should have taken them a bit more serious.

>tfw never gonna get to see all the bombs go at nk

That's a big one. I'm surprised this is the farthest our civilization got before we have to start at square one all over again.

Well I don't believe in meme magic but that's pretty bleak.

No, they're acting it up for the reaction video. But they aren't good actors.

>stocked up on 2 rifles and 2 pistols
>2,500k rounds between them
>family jokes at me constantly for being paranoid
>they are all 4 hours away


Tried to give them guns every single Christmas for 6 years. Hope they make it but I have zero compassion if they die trying to get to me to protect them. Fuckers had their chance.

>Americans literally care about characters over real people

Your rifles wont save you from dear leaders fury.

This kind of behavior should be expected from people self-obsessed enough to record themselves watching television.

Let's see how many men it takes to quiet me.

How do any of you think this is going to lead to WW3? You're all retarded if you believe this is going to escalate.

Oh gee what do you know. IT"S A FUCKING NOTHING BURGER.

"HERRR DEERRRR, I-I-IT'S HAPPENING g-GUYS! ShadilayyYY!!!!"

Jesus Christ you guys need to get laid... and so do I. NO BOMBS UNTIL I FUG

Two women do something in a video
>Why do all women do this Sup Forums?

>Be a fucking leaf
>Post something completely retarded
>mustrake.jpg

Blease stop

Amateur. Muh dick turned into a literal diamond and glows every time there is a happening to alert me.

>Americans

Those are obviously spics.

as stupid as that video was. you probably bang dudes for a living

>Ready to fight and die for another country while Jamal bangs my wife back home.
>Hey at least I saved animu!
Good goys.

Wild.

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Capped. Just so you'll be proved wrong.

when will you subhuman mongrels stop e-larping behind flags and show your shitskin country? too ashamed? thought so.

people like this can vote

Prise the elder god for this rockhard happening. AMEN

I hate how right he is.

It's only logical for NK to try to get a nuke as that seems the only tool available for them to keep their national sovereignty and to prevent the imperialist scum from turning them into yet another Iraq/Libya/etc.

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Nuke NK, kek has willed it

Thank Dog my countrymen aren't fully retarded.

Everyone back the fuck up. My country will end this before it begins.

Only Americans and probably South Koreans/ Japanese

You're awfully cold. Did they abuse you?

Please can we keep them, the eastern countrys get to have an influx of shitskins i want them before the museys come and ruin something that could have been - just imagine little tokyo right in our backyard

Can I defect to Russia to join Spetsnaz? They look so cool.

fair point.

Not him but I know how it feels. I try every chance I can to help my family get prepared for anything, even just natural disasters but they never listen. They're choosing to be victims.

A lot of people will die in the upcoming days, how does that make you feel?

Live broadcast of nork statement
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Nothing's fucking happening unless Norks goes offensive, nuclear tests means jack shit

Can you show us on the doll where he touched you?

Stop projecting

poor woman looks like she just got out of bed in her nightie to do the news

Soooo- Nothings happening? Everyone is flipping the fuck out in this thread but apparently THIS strike is now the one instead of the five others before it?

How the fuck is this one any different? Maybe instead of just "HAHAHAHAHAHA AOMGOMOGM TIME TO DIE DEFCON 1!" you can actually explain to someone why this one is so great?

Until then, this is just more happening shitposting.

Approximately 155,000 people die every single day.

It doesn't make me feel, as I don't know them; their lives, their connections, their perspectives, their history, their goals, their dreams, their inspirations, their directives, their tribulations, their successes, or their failings.

tl;dr Kim does a thing, this time with an H-Bomb.

Kek!

Trump should wait for his second term, then right before he leaves office he completely destroy NK with nukes. Give him enough time to MAGA, and then be the hero/villain our world needs. People already think he's literally Hitler. Plus this would deter other nations from pursuing nukes, helping ensure wold stability/great peace through a the US hegemony.

>being this upset over the most shitty popular show on televions

Ooooookay? How does this mean anything at all? How is it any different than the others in the full scale? It's just a nuclear bomb test, and like the five others, it's just going to pass over on this board.

>wow that bomb was a little bit bigger! woaaaah! WOAAAAAAAH!
>3 days later
>Ummm big black cock is superior okay?

I have a good feeling bros
I think this is the one before the war!
If double digits we nuclear war

Dude in the red shirt isn't getting a cut of ad revenue.

Implying that trump has anything to do with planning a military response to north Korea other than signing a paper when he's told to. Fuck off stupid shill

son, texas doesn't even exist. look it up

You don't think tripling yield in a few months is pretty staggering?

North Korea is fake as fuck!

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September 23rd looking real comfy right now

Not when it's just another "test". Who the fuck cares when they aren't going to do shit with them?

Ya something happened, but this isn't "HABBENIN!" like shitposters are making it out to be. It's just another nuclear test. Call me when they actually hit another country.

>implying I'll be able to make a call after ionosphere detonation

NUCLEAR LAUNCH DETECTED

Why wouldn't NK attack soon we were hit by a natural disaster and money is being spent helping texas. Its probably gonna be they're best shot for a while

>pic related
Nothing going to happen.

^^^this

Like always, its all bullshit; NK won't/can't do anything, and never will, America won't get the chance to do anything either.

Its getting really fucking old.

Rolling; if trip 7's Trump unveils Area 51 alien tech and wipes NK off the map.

I don't have a girl for Jamal to steal. I plan on impregnating every woman I see on the battlefield.