KIM TESTED A NUKE
GET IN HERE
IT'S HAPPENING
KIM TESTED A NUKE
GET IN HERE
IT'S HAPPENING
AHHHHHHHHHHHHH
SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT SOON LADS
It was a natural earthquake, not a nuke. Happeningfags are killing this board
I'm a Chinese
China supports DPRK
If you nuke We will nuke you
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It's not happening.
>special announcement
>the guy down the street has ak's
>we have roman candles, get ready lads, it's on!
ground level quake isn't natural
There are like 6 fucking threads currently up about the North Korea nuclear bomb testing, why make another? Jesus, we get it, they tested a nuclear bomb.
>haven't been to Sup Forums in months
>feel weird and sad
>check Sup Forums
>first thread in the frontpage is this
it's happening lads, my happening radar never fails, somehow i never miss the happenings despite not logging in to Sup Forums too often
100 megatons. Largest nuke every recorded
FUUUUUUUGGGGGGGG
NK has less than 1 hour remaining, until renamed to Nuked Korea
It is the end for us all. Check em.
Look guys Nukes aint shit compared to scalar wave weapons
youtu.be
Based Korea bro, Tell us a bit about your job. I am interested what it is you are doing here on the Chans today. Thank you.
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Nothing will happen, kim will spout random bullshit, trump will spout random bullshit then everything will cool-down and repeat itself until kim decides to nuke the US
Kim sold out. He wants the bank and to save face, big face for his people.
How many nukes did he test?
it'll be a vagina after you shoot it at least
>logging in to Sup Forums
>logging in
>
Trump administration looks like a bag of fools.
Is it finally going to happen? Shit never happens.
>logging into
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HAPPENING
here, read your fake news sources, even they disagree with you
nytimes.com
Trump is a weak cuck. Kim is the alpha slapping Melania's ass with the force of 100 megatons.
The Belly of the Dragon Will Drip Water
I see you respond in other thread. Thank you. Can you share a meme you like?
>Pulgasari (North Korean Godzilla) Memes
imgur.com
P R E E M P T I V E
S T R I K E
WE'LL NUKE YOU TOO
If true, explain why the "aftershocks" haven't diminished in magnitude?
This is their best jet figther.
Literally just watch as China abandons NK as soon as war breaks out.... you will see
Yes. Trump is considering which weapons to use right now. I think he may go with Rods of God. Regardless, NK will not be around to make their announcement soon.
First for
>North Korea is best Korea
MAJOR ANNOUNCEMENT INCOMING 40 MINUTES FROM NORKS LETS GET COMFY !!
SHOW US YOUR FUCKING CHINESE PASSPORT
STOP LARPING YOU COCK SUCKING QUEER
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what time is it in gook time
and when is their announcement
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The US uses a lot of f16s which are like 25 years old.
needs a meatspin edit
Can they do something or it's late even for them?
REPEAT AFTER ME...
P R E E M P T I V E
S T R I K E
2:30 AM eastern time
>He doesn't log into Sup Forums
Pleb
Europoor here, CNN is saying that Nkorea is going to do a major announcment at 2:30 ET? When is that?
What could the announcement be exactly? Just confirming they tested a nuclear device? I highly doubt they would announce an attack
>DARPA Artificial Intelligence provides accurate targeting data for Trumps sequel to Shock & Awe
>Victory for Trump, American-lead world order, nuclear proliferation treaty and more
>AI and Trump begin to bond and discuss the strategic imperative to create a time machine
Place your bets on the placement of countries/powers for WWIII:
The Glorious Powers:
The Traditionalist Warbirds:
The Islamic Jihad:
one fucking f35 is all the US needs
they literally cant hit it with missiles or see it on radar.
I was getting ready for bed and then this shit happens. It better be a BIG announcement.
Soon: North Korea is flattest Korea.
i think we're worried more about slbm than icbm, desu
sub hunters in pacific quite a bit lately
if trump doesn't bomb this fat little shit i'm off the trump train.
HOLY FUCK SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT
It's 14:24 there now, so not long
America is weak divided and debauched country
We Chinese has been biding our time to replace you. China will be sole world super power with the help of our DPRK comrades.
Its not gonna happen because god is cruel and he will never allow us a happening.
35 mins
WHEN?
Holy shit how new are you?
Ikr
Now would be the time.
But i think trumps gonna say it's game on.
Fuck i turn 24 on Tuesday. Ww3 on my birthday lads
To correct myself they are about 40 years old
6:30 Zulu
What will you do when you realize that
>Fire and fury
was all about the spicy meal Trump had the night before?
G-GUYS
svencuck knows what's up
>CNN
If this announcement doesn't happen I swear
2:30 AM, IS IT TOMORROW?
ROLL FOR THE DEATH OF NORTH KOREA
we can meme this into reality.
lets hope so yeah im guessing its just their confirmation of what we already know.
>weak
>6,800 nukes
>World's Greatest Air Force
Choose one.
anyone notice their posts getting changed after posting?
>desu
i typed
>t
>b
>h
>not desu
sys.Sup Forums.org/auth
Revelation 18:10
Standing afar off for the fear of her torment, saying, Alas, alas, that great city Babylon, that mighty city! for in one hour is thy judgment come.
You have 1 billion people in roughly the space that would be the US East Coast.
Were much more spread out, come at us bro.
You do realize that china will benefit more from letting the US fight NK....
and again
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It's past my bedtime. I can't stay up that late. Fuck lil Kim. G'night.
rollin for post-nuke comfy
Role for the end of Trump's presidency.
Roll.
Full invasion followed by china-us war
oops
>bot error
that's around 3 megatons i think.
it is absolutely time for preemptive.
>tfw NK EMPs the US
>tfw China blocks any retaliation because Amerilards know they'll get their sharts pushed back in if they fuck with them
let's just hope there's a western politician out there that's willing to make a difficult choice for the greater good
I am very confused and I cant decide if thats my sleep deprivation and/or stupidity.
North Korea needs to be glassed. The time for appeasement was over 20 years ago. End that entire shit hole.
you'll not awake
>>World's Greatest Air Force
And the second greatest Air Force (Navy) as well.
And a ching ching ling wong to you too, my good fellow.
Also
>World's 2nd Greatest Air Force (US Navy)
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