If a alien appeared outside your window what would you do?
If a alien appeared outside your window what would you do?
fuck it
AYYY LMAO
That is literally I'll I'd say
offer it a gift of eggs and toast
start a gofundme for research to study its language and return him to his home planet
blow the money on junk food and videogames
Fuck off space nigger we're full.
Rape rape rape-rape-rape. Ah-rape-rapeity rape.
>a alien
Ask if he was of the Christ consciousness, and if so invite im in or better yet take a tour of his dope.ride.
not gonna lie I'd probably punch it in the face out of fear
fpbp
If you ever saw an extraterrestrial youd probably throw up immediately as a natural response to what has been programmed into humans.
Throw him the fuck over the wall. Fuck you doing in my country illegally.
yeah fight or flight I guess. Some would probs shit themselves as well
Film it.
cum and start farting
Give them directions to the immigration office
shoot it
Woah calm down leaf you could start an interplanet war you sick fuck
Ayyy lad
I would:
>Ayyyyyy LMAO, yes r'kid what are you you funny fucker?
Shoot it because it's on my property
Deport it
Warn him about the Jews
Lmao thas castle doctrine on et, wooooo lawdy.
close the curtains and start a match of dota2
he has to go back
I don't know.
*unzips dick*
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beg them to take me into lightspace for a quick spin. Maybe see if they can offer me a way to live 1000 years or more within a earth year then get them to bring me back home with my accumulated life time of knowledge still as a 21 year old and I would fix the entire earth with what the higher beings have taught me (the thousand year part would be like that place in dbz but i cant think of its name, in that time i would think and learn alot of how society should be done and how to implement my plan. Yer I deffinatly would not be as freaked as some cause I had a close encounter one night with a friend, there is some cool shit out there people.
Remove my window and BUILD A WALL
the correct phrase in this situation boiz is "probe it"
"yo nigga wait here 1 sec"
>steal his UFO
Deport them
Hit it with a shovel. Living things breed and become pests.
>saving an entire spacefaring civilization from the jews
way to go leaf, well done.
Truth? Panic, run get my gun, start shooting