I hate christians

>I hate christians
>but you love tolkien who is a catholic
>yeah but he wasnt really catholic he was actually pagan you just dont know it ;-)

>dark people are not european and not my blood!
>but you literally escaped from prison to join the serbian army in kosovo
>yeah but that's different ;-)

why does he do this?

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> Serbs are not white

According to Varg not even Hitler was white. If you are not from Germany or Scandinavia, you are nonwhite and that's it.

Everyone else is a mongolian asian or a black.

well yeah he says that brown hair means you have literal african genes even if you are from iceland

But he had brown hair. My hair when long was lighter than his topkek.

what a cringey post, stay mad christcuck

Let me correct that. As far as I'm aware Varg considers every single white, blonde, blue-eyed person a member of his tribe. This includes fair-skinned muslim turks and slavs. He defines his tribe along pure phenotypic lines, not cultural lines.

t. non-white med scum who still loves good ol' Uncle Varg

wow these guys totally get it, I hate Varg now!

He's retarded but he said some intelligent things.
Also catholicism is just paganism in denial.

>i dont know how to answer OP's question

I don't hate Vargoboi. His idea that other people who are not Nordic are not white is delusional. He is also delusional if fellow Icelander who has darker hair than him is somehow more distant to him than a blonde turk.

Catholicism is fucking heresy. Worshiping objects and believing God relays his authority to mortal men. Protestants are a bunch of cocksucking pussies and liberals so they are also heretics.

You just have to learn how Varg thinks and take everything with a grain of salt.

Like when he trashes black metal and the scene when he clearly still holds everything dearly and still treats the Burzum label as his child.
He just has kneejerk reactions and refuses to correct himself.

>but you literally escaped from prison to join the serbian army in kosovo
Do you have sauce on this, the only time he mentions the balkans is to shit on them and say they're african tier. Never knew he actually left his icefort of a country though.

Christianity is jewish bullshit

Jews hate white Christians with a passion.

slavs are white.

>i'll reduce his entire rant in one question i deem appropriate

>impliying jews can't hate other jews

MYTH: Jews created Christianity, and Jesus was a Jew.

FACT: Jesus knew he was the son of God, which JEWS (or KIKES) deny, thus Jesus was a CHRISTIAN.

>to join the serbian army in kosovo
wait WAT?

So what does that make you?

>Hey France don't vote for Le Pen, she is not true Nazi Pagan ;-)
Fuck Varg

Christianity has pagan substrates in nearly all regions it was enforced. It was part of the reason it was so succesful and didn't need major enforcement, missionaries just translated local pagan beliefs and practices into Christian ones, thinking they would transition into pure christians later down the line. Wasn't very succesful, you can find preserved Church reports from dioceces with priests REEE-ing about -especially Irish and German- Christian peasants still doing pagan shit like fertility rites, ancestor veneration, cremation and and agriculutural rituals which are still practiced to some degree.

>why does he do this?
Because he's nuts, doesn't have a concrete ideology and makes it up as he goes along. The mistake you made was listening to Varg Vikernes.

War is a larper idiot who thinks white Europeans are neanderthals. The answer is not paganism OR Christianity since both had an important role forming the European culture.

Varg is stupid, our people believe in strongest god/gods and catholic god is strongest that norse gods. True pagan way is way of strongest god not fucking loser.

because he is a larping roleplayer

It looks like some kind of ass monster came into this room and devoured all of their butcheeks.

Poor taste my fellow slav.

are you retarded ?
everyone has african genes because humans came from africa

The Lord's chosen because he SPEAKS to me in ACTION he AWOKE me with THUNDER two nights ago I have been awake since, as to fall asleep would be to relinquish my connection to the Lord Himself.

Varg believes that white people are naturally savages, in his words, and that mixed-raced people created Western Civilization. He explains it in this video.

youtube.com/watch?v=hEldsxI0FOE

where is this and how do i get there?

Keep believing Jewish theories

I just hate Christians like OP. The ones that try to shove their religion in my face.

0/10 b8 but
Actually there is plenty of evidence against this theory.

>Varg
Why do people still take seriously this joke of a human being?

He has never said that?

this

This is literally retarded. Plenty of families in the Netherlands for example have one blonde kid with blue eyes and then the other kid in the family has brown hair with blue eyes. Yet they have the same fucking parents and thus ancestry. Is this guy actually retarded?

>"you must have blond hair and blue eyes to be white, all germanics have blond hair"
>has brown, wife and kids have brown hair, has heterochromia (brown in the center of the eye)

>"Christianity is bad because it's a foreign religion"
>has a hard on for Islam

>"refugees are cowards. Europeans have a right to their ethnic homeland, Europeans must live in the land their ancestors lived in."
>lives in France, culturally and racially speaking second farthest thing from Norway
But WE WUZ NEANDERTHALS

None but Almighty God know the mind of Varg. He is the purest thing to walk this earth. An unlikely hero, someone who fancies himself heroic in an adorable childish way, but is soft, unassuming, and innocent, yet it will be him who saves France.

USSR, the year is 1990, with a time machine

We can only do this together.
Unity or Death

Americans.
The answer is americans.
Most of the pagan larpers and heavy christianity haters are americans, because to the rebellious american who probably grew in the teaching of some double watered down christinaity without the sense of culture other than being white is incomprehensible that both pagan traditions and respect for your ancestor and christian faith can live in harmony side by side, like in many cases in Europa.

>Protestants are a bunch of cocksucking pussies and liberals so they are also heretics.
people need to stop lumping all protestants together, it's not a single unified faith like catholicism is

Yaweh to the Jews was like Odin to the Norsemen. If Christianity is true, then there is a divine being which is beyond the conception of individual peoples, and such peoples being different would come to the divine differently.
Men always upon recounting and receiving the divine, fashion it into a culture hero.
Christianity is the logical conclusion of paganism. A better way of thinking about it is to take a different perspective, consider Islam and Judaism other forms of paganism.

>Never knew he actually left his icefort of a country though.
the guy has been living in france off of his wife's autismbux for years, idiot

>but you love _____ who is a _____

I know this is a bad b8 but I see this argument used unironically sometimes

Neet so I am part of his tribe.

Whats this membership get me?

Wrong, if you follow the teachings of any body or church then you are a heretic as the LORD does not communicate through proxies, only directly. If you have not spoken to God yourself then you have no right to worship Him.

Can i get a gestalt on Varg joining the serbian army?

They weren't reeeig because of religion, they were reeeing because the villagers were backwater hicks who couldn't read so any knowledge given to them by Christian monks was wasted. Think Empire of dust.
Considering that Odin gave himself to himself and is a god of many spirits in one, it isn't that hard to imagine monks translating Christianity into a pagan framework.

Hitler was alpine so he could be considered not-white.

>Is this guy actually retarded?
He's one of Sup Forums's favourites, You not worked out what this place is yet?

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>white people are naturally savages
>makes entire videos claiming pagans made art and practiced high culture that rivaled Eastern and Southern civilization

The least he could do is live up to it.

So far Burzum stickers, lame ambient music and shitty D&D knock-offs.

There's no such thing as racial alpines. It's a phenotype. It's found everywhere from northeastern Sweden to Austria to Russia

rolling

>civilized or "domesticated" people are broken and weak

this illiterate snownigger needs to read up on history, because civilized society was many times more powerful than barbarian pagans

>Also catholicism is just paganism in denial.

Which is exactly why the original Catholic Church was the most suitable form of Christianity for Europeans. They were able to replace veneration of their own minor deities with Patron Saints that essentially filled the same role. Too bad they started getting lax on stamping out heresy and it all fell apart just like they feared would happen. Now Christianity is a sinking ship and a shadow of its former self and Islam is moving in for the kill.

protestantism isn't a church you dumb faggot

>Claims to be a protestant
>Doesn't attend church

Not even good at your own heresies, swampkraut. I hope the Lord speaks to you himself and you listen!

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>but you love tolkien who is a catholic
He said that Tolkien has pagan influences not that he was pagan.

Although a lot of people hate Varg ,he has said some really true things...but the most weird thing about him is that he likes paganism...

does he not realize that people that are blue eyed or blonde haired can still carry the genetic material to create green / hazel eyed offspring with dirty blonde or light brown hair?

yeah,but ignorant people would consider him not-white ,(although alpine phenotype is caucasoid)

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well greeks and romans recorded that the barbarians were indeed bigger and stronger than them.

Needless to say vargs view on civilization is simplistic

kill yourself cucktian

Don't forget his love for "strong Muslim conquerors" in Europe right now.

According to Varg these two Jewish girls belong to his tribe

Why am I an idiot, because I don't know what some random irrelevant internet personality does or where they live? Methinks that you are the idiot here, or better more a faggot for caring about this cuck's backstory.

Source, user.

Because they are stronger that typical white cuck, maybe its time for wh*te people to stop be cucks?

I think in Varg's mind, Tolkien was just an exceptional Christian.

Dark people, as in black hair and brown eyes, can very well be European. Even if they have non-European traits - which is what he is saying. Brown eyes and hair is a non-European trait. The likelyhood of you being more mixed is and therefore non-White is higher though - because everyone is mixed.

Scandinavians and Slavs as an example has Asian admixture, while Meds have Northern-African and Middle-Eastern admixture. I don't think Varg disagrees, maybe he think Meds are more mixed than I think.

According to white, Hitler was white

You simply not having blond hair, doesn't make you non-white according to Varg.

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wow they are beautiful. its too bad theyre going to end up looking like debbie wasserman shultz in a few years

varg is a fucking retard

violently anti christian but at the same time worshipping odin or whatever

trading in one religion for another is fucking stupid and trying to revive a religion that has been dead for 1500 years just because you live on land where odin worshippers once walked is even dumber

>Brown eyes and hair is a non-European trait.

Analysis of genes carried by Ice Age Europeans shows that they had dark complexions and brown eyes. Blonde hair, blue eyes are genetic mutation that originated in the Near East about ~14,000–13,000 years ago.

As far as I know he hasn't pronounced himself all that much on this issue. If his roleplaying game is anything to go by (yes, we're going there), he accepts green eyes and light brown hair as a somewhat tolerable deviancy of pure European genes, but one that should to be corrected over time once the next Ice Age hits or something.

Cool, I love D&D, come on tribal leader, give me something good!

>asks for his backstory
>wow it's not like I care for his backstory

>Brown eyes and hair is a non-European trait

Not exclusively. Huge portions of Europe have brown eyes and/or hair. Lighter features only really became widespread in a certain portion of Europe. Even in overwhelmingly white countries like Norway, 12% of the white population there have brown eyes.

>violently anti christian
It's like being violently anti jew, user. A matter of personal hygiene.

How can we go from no blue eyes to huge majority blue eyes in 14000 years? Even if it's an advantage to have blue eyes, it would be limited.

But it doesn't change that Brown eyes and black hair is a non-European trait though, because that's the colour the rest of the world has. It's only in Europe that blond hair and blue eyes are common, making it a European trait.

christians are harmless to anyone over 12 years old

every now and then they fuss about complaining about sunday peace or some metal song they consider satanist but noone really gives a shit

>you now remember a time when you could get pussy from these hoes simply by giving them some western goods

Don't try to pull that shit on me fucker. I don't want to know his retard reasons or descriptions of living now cause he's a faggot that spits on every non pale ice monkey appearance ethnicity. OP said that he was fighting in the Serbian army or volunteering inside Kosovo. Meaning I want to know if he actually did anything besides shit on people. Get it fuck?

Not only that, but other races like Asians and Black people don't even have naturally "brown" eyes or hair, per se. It's more like black.

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What is the data for this map? Like I am fully aware of white Norwegians having brown eyes, I don't think it makes them non-white, but in general we have "a lot" of "darker individuals" that are more mixed than the average with the Sami, Gypsies, Jews, Southern-Europeans etc. that wasn't just recently but 100s of years back.

The rest of the world has dark hair and eyes. Only in Europe is blond hair and blue eyes common.

>The Christian is randomly scrolling Sup Forums
>Plenty of threads praising Jesus that he could join
>This makes him happy
>Then suddenly his eye catches a glimpse of something
>"Paga-"
>His blood begins to boil
>His face grows red and his mouth starts to foam
>"T-This c-can't be"-he mutters
>Since childhood he was surrounded by Christians
>His family, friends, co-workers, his whole town
>All his ancestors were Christian too
>Sure, hundreds of generations ago his people were not Christian, but they were evil people
>At least that's what the priest says, and the priest is never wrong
>Yet suddenly his worldview is shattered
>People like this still exist
>Why won't Jesus put a stop to this?
>The Christcucks then opens the Bible to calm himself down from having a spastic fit
>His whole worldview is based on this book
>He reads some stories about his favorite Jewish heroes, prays a few times and goes to sleep
>"A new Crusade is sure to come soon"-he tells himself

if germans and scandis are "white" then I don't want to be

Mate he literally doesn't think brown eyed people are European.

>implying Blue eyes and blonde hair is a white "privilege"?

wew

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False though

Why?

since you're neither you're safe

>The rest of the world has dark hair and eyes. Only in Europe is blond hair and blue eyes common.

That's true, but the "dark hair and eyes" that you can see in Europeans is still significantly lighter than that in the rest of the world, like this classic Sup Forums propaganda piece illustrates.