/NKNG/ NORTH KOREA NUKE GENERAL #12 - ABSOLUTELY HAPPENING

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Show me your war face Sup Forums

Chur

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>mfw norks are trying to poke tectonic plates in hopes of yellowstone volcanic eruption destroying america in the process

first for nork bro's safety

nothing is going to happen

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FIRE AND FURY MY ASS!

So where are we on the happening scale?

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shit's getting real

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ANYTIME NOW

this thread's going so fast that nobody will notice the mods are gay

2 out of 10 at best

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0, this is just memeing.

anyone have a rundown of china and russia's view on this? I've only been seeing bits and pieces

FINALLY

I hope the world ends, I'll save my crush's life and She'll HAVE to settle for me.

So Trump will surely do something against nukes that powerful, right?

6-7/10

Calling it now.
>North Korea fires missiles at Japan
>Nippon: "u wot"
>Japan and NK go to war
>America finds some lame excuse to get involved

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NUKE
THEM
NOW

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JUST DO IT ALREADY!!! LET END HUMANITY TOGETHER.

Where is North-Koreabro?

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Oneitis detected, it won't even happen that way bud

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North Korean fool I will destroy you with ease.

I come from family of Samurai.

How can North Korean defend my katana blade?????

TURN ON BBC NEWS, BLAST IN YORK

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Japan was cucked after WW2 by us into not being allowed to have an actual army, only a defensive army.

Are you dumb? If there was an actual military response, some bitch on twatter wouldn't brag about it. It's 1/10 on that scale. Nothing is happening, probably more useless sanctions.

Roll to prepare for Exterminatus 2017

it is decided.

FIRE AND FURY

AND ALSO POWER

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>I told you not to test any bombs while I'm asleep! YOU GUYS!!!! HAHAHAHA

>there are people that actually think this NK larper is real despite being able to quickly and succinctly answer in English
god damn you are dumb fuckers sometimes.

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anyone got a good thread theme for maximum larpage?

Im scared Sup Forums show me your best tits & ass to help me calm the fuck down

geo-seismic weapons when?

asians tend to just get into war at the drop of a hat.

they don't use diplomatic means like the west does.

SKYKING SKYKING SKYKING SKYKING DO NOT ANSWER......

CONFIRM ALL RECEIVING STATIONS SHOULD NOW BE AT DEFCON ONE...

DIGITS ARE AUTHENTICATION CODE

seconding that

I feel really bad for people in NK, yet still if some of them will manage to survive they have a new chapter in life ahead of them

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>1998
>be american politician
>north korea launches a rocket that flies over japan
>don't take it seriously
>2002
>north korea starts building light-water nuclear power plants
>"they have yellow cake since the early 1980s and only now they start to build something serios to use it"
>"they don't have the knowledge of weaponizing anything, they're just bluffing"
>still 2002
>be american politician and find out that NK is already able to enrich uranium since the mid-90's
>tell president about it
>still not taken seriously
>"we just stop shipping oil to them" says bush
>YeahThatWillWork.jpeg
>IAEA confirms UN report on NK being way further ahead than thought
>2003-2006
>be american president and do nothing because NK keeps telling you they are willing to talk
>2006
>NK fires several missiles
>NK tests first nuclear bomb
>be american politician and still don't take it seriously
>still believe in talking to them
>fast forward to 2017
>since 2006 NK has tested more nuclear bombs and keeps enhancing and advancing their rocket system
>can now reach USA
>Trump says there is no more possibility to talk
>Media is outraged
>"OMG DRUMPF WANTS WW3! HE MAD!"
>be american politicians around Trump
>still believe diplomacy could maybe fix things
>be american politicians
>wait until NK has several reliable ways to shoot rockets with nuclear warheads towards the USA
>be unable to shoot all of them down
>be media reporting on countless of american deaths and the after effects of the rockets not shot down
>"ITS DRUMPFS FAULT!"
>MFW

We are building a fighting force of extra ordinary magnitude. Thank you.

whats the proof that its happening though like some sort of source or is everyone just fucking new?

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How to stop NK without nukes

1. EMP the north
2. Carpet bomb all of their artillery and air bases
3. Operation Make Anime Real: SK and Japan form a military coalition for ground invasion
4. Allow China to annex part of the north for their resources
5. Don't invade with US troops or it will start a guerrilla war
6. Execute Kimmy Kim on top of a McDonalds in Seoul

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Is this the perfect music for the post-nork nuke test interim?

Flase puppet state will not survive this

"we will definitely consider doing something this time. like totally guys."

fucking nothing burger again. trump is a cuck.

skyking thread which the mods moved to bant in a nearly unprecedented display of faggotry

welcome norh-koreanbro

MI6 user. Mandelbrot set plus VQC will create EOTB.
Hades Array deployed in SK. Russia, China, Israel, France and UK have passively greenlit with respect to nonaggression response.
The fire will rise.

Dat filename, nice.

We need a skilled Diplomat to urgently address the situation

Delete
This !

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>sometimes

that's too much ass

>japan is saying that it officially wants to cast off it's military shackles from WW2 and rearm
>south korea has just stated that it's going to receive nuclear weapons from the US
>putin has said officially that if things continue there is going to be a war
>even china is pulling back

notice how trump has stopped talking about north korea? that's bad.

Thank you for gratitude

>posft yfw you realise it was a 1 gigatone detonation

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Firing at Japan is firing at an American garrison.

They're gonna shoot back if it happens. The only question will be if China leaves NK hanging or cuts loose themselves.

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moar

damn, braapp would like a taste of that pu

Norkanon what's the best way you can think of ending this whole crisis?

you shouldnt need the internet jew to make yourself function

>notice flag

oh wait nevermind

extra ordinary, not extraordinary kek.

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how are you typing in english?

Trump continues to get thoroughly cucked by the Norks.

I need to go to bussiness trip to seul in october. What is the probability of being killed by atomic bomb?

Mr. Rodman enjoyed his visits very much too much. He had access to 4th rank Pleasure Squad. It's sad for Korean woman to have Pleasure with monkey

Only girls fight with katanas you dirty nip, real men use nukes.

you like it more like pic?

>soon

0. If it was literally ANY other country, I'd say otherwise

>Implying the US can defeat the DPRK
>Implying the US isn't losing against a bunch of sheep fuckers in Afghanistan
DPRK will be victorious if western Imperialists decide to attack the price they will pay will be higher.
North Korea has prepared for this fight for more than 60years. They are prepared. Americans doesn't have the conviction or discipline necessary to defeat the DPRK

nothing is happening

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Fire and death to USA and Japan. Total assimilation of False Korea (except for Seoul residents. They are beyond hope)

nooooo, don't kill them, animu is the only thing why i haven't an heroed yet.