Brit/pol/- Fishing edition

>Hunt for man filmed grinding against Notting Hill officer
unvis.it/dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4844766/Hunt-man-filmed-grinding-against-Notting-Hill-officer.html

>Spying on the spies: State surveillance of Britons now being monitored
unvis.it/rt.com/uk/401706-surveillance-intelligence-monitor-watchdog

>EU delaying in hope Westminster MPs will derail Brexit
unvis.it/rt.com/uk/401719-brexit-eu-derail-deal

>MPs declare sports and bookies as most common donors
unvis.it/bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-41027964

>Maximum terror prison sentences 'may be too low'
unvis.it/bbc.co.uk/news/uk-41133948

>RAF opens close combat roles to women in 'defining moment'
unvis.it/news.sky.com/story/raf-opens-close-combat-roles-to-women-in-defining-moment-11015584

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H-Hi A-Anglo-senpais. . .

End of the line for me lads, God Save the King And God Bless.

haha im preusse haha

drugs amirite haha

/drugs/

Merkel/Schultz debate on just now.

English version:

dw.com/en/media-center/live-tv/s-100825

can't wait to kill some norks

First for fuck the BBC

do not reply to tripkekkles hunnies!

plz post UK economics graphs. I wish to see how deeply fucked we are of a sunday

Alright

thanks for the mention! haha

So if the black man grinded on the police officer, why wasn't he arrested then and there?

Dunno. There were black girls grinding on the male coppers as well.

Seem's like Brit/pol/ is gun shy, how typical. A quick war will stiffen that spine.

Helps rebuild British influence East of Suez, which has been lagging, increases British creditability after Afghanistan (christ this has happened twice now), make a good show of it and petty dictators will buy my of our weapons. Also we get to still be a first rate nation.

Give this man some bully!

Got to win a little war first, its good for morale.

She wouldn't be in any state to arrest him after being the victim of a prolonged sexual assault. She's brave enough just to let the video be released.

>Seem's like Brit/pol/ is gun shy, how typical. A quick war will stiffen that spine.

Let's invade Europe then. Fuck attacking North Korea. I like North Korea.

It's going to be an irradiated quagmire meat grinder

>A quick war
it wouldnt be quick and we'd be stuck there for years dealing with the aftermath

Alrite?

Muslims, do we need 'em?

I'll second that.

>Why don't many British tourists visit Victoria Falls?

I don't know maybe because none of us want to go to fucking Africa because it's a stinking cesspit full of semi-literate savages.

went there when i was in zambia, great time

>Yanks

my landlord lives in zambia
what a cunt

Watching can't pay we'll take it away and are all foreigners

Fucks sake

>vietnam will be a quick war
>afganistan will be a quick war
>iraq will be a quick war
why wont neocons learn

That article is pretty cancer, it basically says that the British are racist because they won't visit Zimbabwe because the English colonists there were booted out.

Took a while to consult the SJW hierarchy to determine a white female is more oppressed than a black male.

>There is a similar Britain-shaped hole at the quintessentially English Victoria Falls Hotel
>quintessentially English

I WANT OFF THIS WILD RIDE

Godspeed user

So excited to become an armourer. I want to become a true American lads.

I went. Zambia is based as fuck.

Muli bwanji?

So this bloke, right, he escaped from one o'them ISIS prisons. And 'e was telling the news 'is story bout what he saw when e' was there, right. So his mate's getting prepared for 'is beheading, and he 'ears the terrorist bloke sayin' "get the executioner". And the other terrorist picks up a banana, and the guy's thinkin' "'ang on, what's he doin' with a banana?" so the bloke goes out, then comes back with this small guy in a hood with a machete. Turns out, the executioner, was a chimpanzee they trained to do their beheadings.

is that a younger nigel farage?

>I don't know maybe because none of us want to go to fucking Africa because it's a stinking cesspit full of semi-literate savages.


Literal comment of the year so far

>As chancellor, I will put an end to the accession talks with Turkey", said Schulz

no comprende m8

it's not gonna be an older nigel farage, is it

Shame lad. I loved there for a couple years. Fun place if mental.

>no images on reverse search

Allahu akbar!!!

>6 gorjillion immigrants vs 6.5 gorjillion immingrants

lads dua lipa is quickly becoming my new waifu
youtube.com/watch?v=k2qgadSvNyU

Ummm

BB gun?

what is a pikey?

>He thinks he can still get the EU to do things

Your ancestor

a fucking gyppo

Germany essentially is the EU.

Irish gypsy

Nigel and his black mates, proof he's not racist.

A miserable pile of old car parts scattered in front of a caravan; but enough talk - do you want me to do the paving in front of your garage on the cheap?

...

>ushed as integral to integration- which in Britain it is not
I think that's the result of the native culture being weak. It would never happen at the height of the Empire and so on. We would know who we are and assert it with confidence. Multicultural policy to me is the result of a weakening of our ethnicity which arguable started long before any significant non-white immigration, but certainly stepped up a notch in the 60s on.

>female cop
>doing anything

It's a mystery

Who?

Reminder that Farage is shit-tier.

my bae (born in the UK to eastern European refugees or some shit)

youtube.com/watch?v=bnlvPoDU5LY

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>four million votes
>tiny following

Rare Mosley.

she was born in kosovo

What did he mean by this?

google disagrees

It just isn't the same without honk and potato-poster now desu.

>Spying on the spies: State surveillance of Britons now being monitored
I trust their ability to stop the nasty party creating watch lists of people they don't like as far as I could throw them

Sadly the turtlenecks have been co opted by hipsters.

Whitechapel tube station evacuated because of a 'fight'.

>He thinks state surveillance will stop with a Labour government

Now surely user you doth put words in thyn mouth.

bbc.co.uk/sport/cricket/41138837

>women

youtube.com/watch?v=VSTcVCeXUOQ

>Somewhere beyond right and wrong, there is a garden. I will meet you there.

Was it autism?

Pfft their logo reminds me of Viz's Drunken Bakers.

Maybe it sounds better in German

Thanks for the cancer

This was a classic back in the day newfag

his eyes are fucking weird

You can tell she was hurried because in her mind she was thinking, "Ew ew ew I'm getting wet ew ew ew!!".

This would have been slightly funny in early 2014. You child.

Forgot about them.

I always thought that strip was really depressing

Yeah it was. Bitch
youtube.com/watch?v=pGzp28Rg7CI

>Click on Schulz hashtag
>First tweet is by Alastair Campbell shoehorning in a reference to Brexit

and "ew ew loud noises and bright lights! My spatial awareness stops now!"

Ok that was quite funny

>hahaaha so funny and random, funny noises!!! you newfags!!

How utterly, utterly awful lives you must lead to think they are acceptable in 2017.

Shutup newfag
youtube.com/watch?v=Adl7O6DWQSs

init head down looking at the ipad walking round like a shit covered zombie, kids these days

back to re dit

Post that song you've had stuck in your head all day

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>calling someone a newfag to try and hide the fact you're the newfag trying to look cool to the other mongs for some (You)'s

Yeah, good one kid. Try someone who hasn't been lurking and posting in Brit/pol/ for years.

Should I get a takeaway lads?

What the fuck did I just watch?

youtube.com/watch?v=ZvQHX0XsaXQ

You're definitely a newfag tho. Shame on you
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After your balls drop phaggit

I know I'm just giving you what you want, but I've probably been on this site prior to you starting Secondary School, as I doubt you're any older than 16.

But, I'll let you continue finding awful old videos that give you a momentary sense of meaning to life. Enjoy kiddo.

Has your autism always been this easy to trigger?
youtube.com/watch?v=9g5fuoYloss