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Oh fuck

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Florida deals with hurricanes a lot better than any other state. This could still be pretty bad but if it even hits Florida it won't be disastrous

Global warming is cucking the US and I love it.

Ouch

Fuken he- Wait a second, I live in the EU, why should I care about Ameripeasants getting gangbanged by 2 hurricanes again? At least you are not being raped by muslims and gypsies.

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Dumbass. There hasn't been a hurricane in Florida since 2004.

Floridanons are the most powerful race in the world. but seriously, FL does well with Hurricanes because we aren't retarded an actually plan ahead. We dont fuck around and wait til we are underwater to get out, all our coastal home are concrete block, most new roofing is metal or tile.

Didn't you guys talk about how that hurricane last year was going to nuke FL and it barely even touched the state?

whi would a dick hit miami ?

How often do they deal with cat 4? The last hurricane to hit miami was like Wilma and they fucked up areas for months without power

lol.. florida is built on limestone and sand.. Floods here last no more than a day because the water drains right through the soil, and all of the buildings here were made with hurricanes in mind.

Maybe Miami Beach is fucked, but if you live more than two miles from the ocean, you're golden lol.

oh fuck no, please don't come up the coast!

Miami/Homestead just enjoyed the 25th anniv of the KING of late August... HURRICANE~ AN-DREWWW~!!!

I think it's time he had a QUEEN.

it came extremely close but the eye stayed off shore thankfully. This storm will likely do the same and make landfall in NC

Yes, but it's florida.. we all have generators because there is a 50% chance every year that we will get hit with a hurricane.

Miami's college team is named "The Hurricanes" for fugs sake.

there was one just last year, Hurricane Matthew...

He didn't say anything about flooding first off dipshit

The beach doesn't flood btw its called storm surge.

You don't think it will do any damage? You realize large areas of Miami were without power for months with hurricane Wilma, Rita, and Katrina in 2005? Irma is significantly stronger than all 3

Leeward is...what?

>mfw have a trip planned to Varadero, Cuba. Leaving next saturday

Who cares? Fuck Florida, the asshole of North America

Fake news. Irma is still a category 3.

Where are my 239 bros at?

delet this

I was here for all three buddy.. two weeks without power in Hollywood, FL for Wilma.. We had a generator for that one too. Nothing to it.. pick up a bunch of palm fronds and stack them by the road lol.. Then it was a matter of waiting for the cable to come back on. I did some reading.

This isn't "just a hurricane." It's a major hurricane. Category 4 hurricanes produce catastrophic damage no matter how concrete homes are.

>all hurricanes starting with I were destructive.

Why does God hate OP and America so much? Is this payback for electing such a retarded president?

321 masterrace

Shaped more like America's cock if we're being honest, and I live near the tip.. Kiss it, bitch.

that's nothing, this bitch could rekt nyc on 9/11

Keep fapping and hoping for a destruction thread to keep you busy.. Florida can deal with a hurricane.

>mfw 305

how fucked am i lads?

Look nigga, you do hurricanes right. I concede that. But you guys can be extremely crazy and shootable. That said, you're nig nogs and peckerwoods and geezers are armed to the teeth and would probably go nationalist despite the lbj brainwashing in a real war.

>mfw god is punishing the united states for legalizing homosexual marriage

A cat 4 would literally blow my house away. Oh fug

You're a retard

This is the path of the 1900 hurricane that fucked up the entire country and left thousands dead and many more homeless
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1900_Galveston_hurricane

Pic very related

T. Orlando native

And this the projected hurricane irma
Notice anything?

rest in peace, honorary burger. you will be mist

*gulp*

not anymore, leafu-san

Who /407/ here

Nah, that flight's gonna be cancelled.

Stay comfy out there lads

too early to tell. some models have it going way north and hitting nothing except maybe Bermuda.

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Yes, nothing is in position to steer it on a more westerly track.

Dumbass, we had Matthew not even a year ago.

Kek, the coasts are degenerate. Please wreck the coasts and not the flyover states. We literally dindu nuffin!!! Thanks!!!

t. blue collar technician

Check this hurricane on Wed night at the earliest. until then--nothingburger

No, I'm a Floridian.. Close though..

No, YOUR a retard. Strength fluctuates more wildly than the path.


t. only pretending

Your hubris makes me wish for your death. Please don't evacuate.

Tbh florida would be a boring target since it storms here every single day. Would be much more interesting if it pulled a stronger bersion of sandy instead

Floridas hurricane damage isalways a few roof tiles flying off and some downed oak trees

>tfw god is hitting all the non-white areas super hard with hurricanes
THANK YOU GOD

Moving into a trailer next week, near Deltona now, will be almost directly across the state West of Miami. Might have to hold off another week. Most conservative county in southwest Miami, God wouldn't hit that r-r-right?

Isn't it funny how when America gets hit by a hurricane the entire world must know about it in explicit detail?

I need to visit Cooba. It's like a museum with those awesome 50s and 60s US capitalist cars and imperialist buildings from better and worse times depending on your family, but decently maintained, or at least best they could. It's a beautiful kind of irony.
You guys would probably make a based state if we let you mostly be, like I myself want of govt, you stick to talking baseball and women and vidya and cars. Can't be any worse than Ricans or hues.

>A large hurricane avoided NYC on 9/11/01
>Another large one may slam into the city on 9/11
Although I'm a NYCfag I kinda want a happening...

>months without power

citation extremely needed
(bog houses on okeechobee don't count)

>we get another weekend of hurricane threads

Looks like McDonald's has clued in how cucked Canada is. Don't forget to thumb this fucking thing down!

m.youtube.com/watch?v=f0ZrpiQ4RKo

That's what happens when your the apex

Never have bub, and I live about 3 miles from the ocean.

I have propane, gas, generator, and three weeks of water and food, plenty of materials to dam up the doors with sandbags and board up all windows, guns for home/neighborhood defense.. Trust me, I'll be fine.

Matter of fact, I'm going to take a screenshot to prove how reactionary you fucking pussies are.

>tfw during the real bad one like 10 years ago I lost power for like 2 days
What exactly is it about Florida that handles hurricanes so well. Like if it's less than a cat 4 I'm not even nervous

Anyone with half a brain would be clued in on how Cucked leafistan is, don't need to spam it to us, we're quite well aware of it

Huh, so that's where Puerto Rico is.

its payback for when u all
abused god and his
friends as children? sick fucks

My nigga

Anyone in the Northeast getting /comfy/ hoping the hurricane comes up our way and fucks shit up?

because we are the coolest most popular country in the world, and they all consume our media.

We actually watch the weather ahead of time because we arent retarded. Plus we build houses out of concrete. Most importantly it is boring as shit here so people love to get excited and prepare for happenings.

>was

>HURRICANE~ AN-DREWWW~!!!

fun fact: the lesson learned from most of the Andrew damage was that Homestead, fl (where all the ghastly images came from) had been run by democrats/spics for so long and had become so corrupt that they were passing inspection on houses w/o being up to the standard AT THAT TIME. Since then, standards have gotten way more stringent.

adjacent towns were less corrupt, and had way less damage.

BEEFCAKE!

THIS

>PR and dominishit republic and haití

PRAISE KEK

We have quasi hurricane weather each day 6 months of the year. Also flat land and beaches help prevent flooding.

Daily Reminder that floridians are the dumbest fucks in the union.

Not enough bad shit could happen to you faggots

I feel you mate

>he says from his irrelevant state

delet this

because were the only people in the country that know what the fuck were doing. all the buildings are built to sustain 100mph winds. our doors open outward so they cant be blown in. we have the everglades to drain our flooding into. the worst thatll happen is downed powerlines and some trees, maybe some cars will get fucked up. i already went out and bought a ton of water and beer, tomorrow ill go buy some canned beans.

Big if true

Yearly reminder that nature is in charge

God hates peninsulae?

LOL. I outscored you on all my standardized tests.

good goy

Boy I'm glad I live in Washington state where nothing bad really happens. They've been hyping a megaquake for decades but whatevs.

what did nova scotia do to anyone

>oy vey it's a category foah!

Go back to jew york, snowbird

t. Floridian

fuck wheres my /904/ north floridas at?

>Notice anything?

miami we choose you!

>living in the path of Atlantic hurricanes

Silly peasants.

>Puerto Rico
>Dominican Republic
>Haiti
>Cuba

And nothing of value was lost.

It's like the cunt never had a fucking hurricane party, it's just a cause for celebration as long as you're prepared and not retarded.

Ive seen NK flag Aruba and many other gibs flags but never seen a Haiti flag, why?

Is Haiti just part of Florida ?