How will you cope with nuclear war Sup Forums?

How will you cope with nuclear war Sup Forums?

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by laughing as we turn north korea to glass

i won't look away.

Shitpost on Sup Forums

it will NEVER happen

>worst case scenario
>bright flashes burn to the north and south
>dimmer flashes in the west
>I fill my tub, tape my window sills, and wait 2 weeks
>I don my pro-mask, load the SKS, and hunt ghouls

Nukes have been proven fake on Youtube. Look up nukes are a hoax.

they literally don't exist.

Actually, now that I think about it, the moment missiles are in the air, the site will probably break from the shear amount of people posting at once.

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by raping your family op

what is the purpose of filling the tub?

Holy fuck man, a METROID?

Lookin forward to the change of pace

I want to believe that nothing will happen but it's inevitable, isn't it? It's not like all the instability, political infighting, economic manipulation, is just going to go away, without some catastrophic event.

having as much drinking water as possible

if shit goes down fill all pots you can find with water from the tap.

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Potable water, user

I am totally prepared. Multiple high powered self loading rifles, high capacity magazines, thousands of rounds of ammo. Tons of other gear, survival stuff. Stocked up on food. Have water source on property. Use wood for heat.

I should be pretty comfy. Oh and I have a pretty big garden, chickens.

Would like to get completely off grid, but I still need some kind of solar/wind power thing, gonna need electricity. Also need to figure out fuel for a vehicle.

Can confirm this Kim is larping

get myself a qt north korean refugee girlfriend when the wars over

I'd just go to Wallmart and buy a shitload of water. The bath tub idea is pre-walmart 1960's stuff

We are an elite unit. We will not survive but my son will.

thats a metroid. I will innawoods and make friends with squirrels

die, probably.

everybody knows usa will be destroyed by nukes
i really dont care cause im in the other side of the map

I have a 800 litre tidy tank. Used to be for a furnace oil tank. But I cleaned it out. No oil for years. I should really scrub it out good. I could fill it with water and have enough for drinking months.

niggers will have burned it down

Us ghouls will need to stick together

Fuck smoothskins!

Won't be too bad.
No electricity will be annoying.
My computer getting fried will be annoying but I've got a dual BIOS so I think I may be able to keep using the same motherboard.
As long as you aren't one of the hundred thousand or so who will die from the nuke or one of the soldiers who have to fight on the ground you'll be fine.

LEWD

ew but your tub is gross, it has all kinds of stuff growing on it

it won't stay potable for long

I've already selected the women for my bunker.

>science advances? no possible way.

MUH FAKE NEWKZ

People will post images demonstrating what a "virgin" missile is versus a "chad" missile

I don't care, nobody wants to attack Mexico. :)

hot cocoa

not by crashing the moon into the earth, that's for sure

>fill my tub
>willing to drink water with flouride in it

Digits confirm FPBP

Nigga have you ever played Fallout? Everybody has already thought of that and an organized militia has taken control of your local Super Duper Mart

turning 360 degrees and burning alive

Baste myself with sweet & spicy bbq sauce.
When the bomb drops, if I'm far enough away, I'll be roasted properly.
When surveyors come to inspect the damage they'll have a nice snack waiting for them.

very thoughtful and noble of you

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They have things like the atom bomb, so I think I'll stay where I am
Civilization, I'll stay right here

>the virgin nuke
>The Chad Planet Destroyer

"on property"

haha property rights won't mean shit after SHTF

Can you control your property with force, that's the question

By shrugging my shoulders and saying "meh" as I get incinerated on a sub-atomic level.

Mormons will be well ahead of the game. No joke. They are some of the most prepared people you will ever meet, and they have money too. They buy lots of silver and gold and useful tools and stockpile that shit.

Nothing will change for me, even with a Russia MAD scenario.

Urban retards dying is a good thing.

Turn the norks to glass and the jews to gas

Fpbp

Mexico is an important place for automotive manufacturing and agriculture for the US. You would still be in the crosshairs.

Not to mention the drugs. That's not going to stop being a thing after a nuclear war.

ez i'll kms

Make sure you exercise your loins moderately too and consume a lot of fat for marbling

>nuclear war

Bitch, I live in Florida. I have hurricanes and other shit to worry about.

1. Get to Southen hemisphere. Nukes go off, u still alive... the atmosphere will continue spreading the poison. Think of nukes as the most efficient poison-spreading mechanisms devised. Alpha particle emission and subsequent direct ingestion can kill in parts-per-trillion. By the time fallout reaches southern hemisphere the majority of radiation is removed from atmosphere

2. In nearly every nukescenario currently devised / fall of civilization... nukes shall be used and they mainly shall be used in the NORTHERN hemisphere. Being a prepper with bunkers in remote locations shall not be enough as surrounding land shall be POISONED.

3. The Bush family bought 100,000 Acres in Paraguay in 2006. By 2015 it has grown to 300,000 Acres (verifiable by simple internet search). What do they know that you do not?

I live in the main target on the coastline. There's no hope, no escape.
Do what you must

Honestly can't wait senpai.

10/10 post user

Be happy that im 5% Turkish

I don't expect you to "cope". I expect you to die.
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I'll watch the highlights from niggerland

>all these anons assuming they will survive and become cool Stalkers

> only one scoop of nuclear
Fucking pleb

underrated

>feel a slight rumble
>Go outside
>Mushroom cloud into the distance
>ITSHAPPENING.jpeg
>a bright flash from behind me
>Loud ass fucking boom, decent winds
>Run inside
>try to survive fallout and radiation

I think I would do okay

If the nukes start flying I'm going to eat the whole box of poptarts I don't even care anymore.

based moby quote

I live on a military base so I am dead.
I accept my vaporization

Simple, I wont ILL BE FUCKING DEAD AND SITTING IN HELL FUCKING YOU IN YOUR TIGHT LITTLE ASSHOLE YA FUCKING FRUIT MUFFIN


GO FUCK YOUR SELF MODS YOUR CODS FISH FAGGOTS

Uma

by living through a colder winter.

t.Alaskan

>tfw i live 5 miles away from Cheyenne Mountain Airforce Base, the nuclear bunker where they will put Trump if the nukes start flying
How fucked am i Sup Forums?

by posting "hiroshima firebombing tards BTFO" before being vaporized

Well, he did mention having shit tons of guns... you fucking idiot.

You do realise that you will be die outside the bunker when it gets nuked, right?

>run inside
>die

no you wouldnt

I'll be fine and dandy
>Tfw Iceland can survive a snowball Earth
We'll be sure to raid the British shoreline afterwards

I will sail the seas as a pirate and sell cancer drugs.

duh
im wondering which way i should drive if i can get an early warning tho

Nukes don't exist nigger

youtu.be/V7PLEi8Vk_c

consider something like this but for cheyenne and with a 20 megaton nuke

i hope the radiation turns my left hand into a vagina

NOW IS NOT THE TIME FOR IDENTITY POLITICS

Thankfully once I'm torn apart by the nuclear blast I'll be able to cope pretty easily

I won't mind to be honest. My life is a failure, and I care for very few people on this planet. Human life is pointless, and there are no Gods. So really what does it matter. We all die, nothing notices. Earth goes on like we never existed

>I will be a ghoul after nuclear detonation

If anyone here has bomb shelters mind telling me where they are?

I hope I just die. If I'm not in a blast zone I'll just off myself. I don't want to survive in a world where nukes are being used on humans again

Get drunk and rawdog some hookers

at least stay for the fallout

pretty easily since I work within a stones throw of Davis Monthan.

Celebrate and hope I'm among the first victims.

Boil water

Not a good time to visit Japan, is it?

>I have a bit of Silver, and one bucket of food. I have a geiger counter in a metal tin I've taped shut with foil tape.

I have no cash.

I have some guns and a few hundred rounds for each.

At first it will be difficult. Car won't start due to being empfried. Bank don't work because emp-fried. My job don't work because emp-fried.

Will start choppin' wood. Gonna be cold this winter. Probably won't get to buy food.

Pretty fucked.

Drink whiskey and watch the happening on Periscope.

To real user

Probably die.

I want so badly to die. It will be bliss.

Quit being such pussies. A few nukes touched off in Asia will ruin some folks days for sure, and losing much of NYC or LA may be bad (depending on your view of those places), but it's nothing.

Some ammo to cope with any trouble from economic panic and such and it's all good. I am a nuclear warrior, bring it on.