Emmanuel I assassinates first MP

>Socialist politician fighting for life after bloody fight with Emmanuel Macron’s MP

>express.co.uk/news/world/849055/Boris-Faure-Guerrab-fight-with-Emmanuel-Macron-MP-Paris

French MPs are immune from prosecution.

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>French MPs are immune from prosecution
How can this be? If one of them decided to open fire on a school there would be no consequences?

what?

Muslim killing politician, that's something we can all get behind

he beat him with his scooter helmet? what the fuck?

>Boris Faure is in intensive care after the fight with M’jid El Guerrab in central Paris which saw him “covered in blood”.

>An eyewitness told the French magazine Marianne they saw M’jid El Guerrab, a centrist MP, hop off his scooter to talk to the Socialist before beating him to a pulp.

>What started off as a war of words “quickly escalated into fisticuffs”, the eyewitness is reported as saying, adding Mr El Guerrab had grabbed hold of his helmet before “violently” hitting Mr Faure in the head with it.

>The witness told the magazine: “They were chatting for a few minutes and then I saw the MP hit the man standing opposite him in the head with his helmet, twice. The other man collapsed, he was covered in blood.”

Kek speaks, we listen.

>M'jid El Guerrab
Is that a typical French name?

Is he /ourpolitician/?

Now I wish I was a french MP.

ABSOLUTELY JUPITERIAN

based God-Emperor Macron removing Socialist scum

Doesn't look French to me.

There's a chance, I daresay

I already like how the leftists are asspained about him

>conseil-constitutionnel.fr/conseil-constitutionnel/english/constitution/constitution-of-4-october-1958.25742.html

>Article 26

>No Member of Parliament shall be prosecuted, investigated, arrested, detained or tried in respect of opinions expressed or votes cast in the performance of his official duties.

>No Member of Parliament shall be arrested for a serious crime or other major offence, nor shall he be subjected to any other custodial or semi-custodial measure, without the authorization of the Bureau of the House of which he is a member. Such authorization shall not be required in the case of a serious crime or other major offence committed flagrante delicto or when a conviction has become final.

>The detention, subjecting to custodial or semi-custodial measures, or prosecution of a Member of Parliament shall be suspended for the duration of the session if the House of which he is a member so requires.

>The House concerned shall meet as of right for additional sittings in order to permit the application of the foregoing paragraph should circumstances so require.

>M'jid al Guerrab
quintessentially French

This. I hope he dies and Emmanuel becomes king and marries Alizee.

So what are the chances of the Macron royal bloodline becoming a reality?

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>Arab
>Scooter
>Dindu nuffin while he put the guy in coma
Nothing new here, move along

> Muslim
> (((centrist)))

I'm all for rooting out the socialists but come on, if Muslims are centrist them I'm an Asian from the rainforests of Algeria

Don't fall for his lies, that's what he wants you to believe. He's literally a merchant, he wants to sell you stuff, that's literally his stuff
. Funny thing is he actually fails and comes up with retarded statements like make planet great again lmao

Iuppiter Invictus

>radical centrist
oh my!

He was caught "in flagrante delicto" if they have video or testimony that he hit with his helmet. Sounds like the legislature has to approve his prosecution, or it should be a big scandal.

More fake news to try and paint Macron as less left than he is

"French".

wtf i love macron now

>No Member of Parliament shall be arrested for a serious crime or other major offence

wait, what?

Wait, Macron has brownshirts going around beating up commies?

Was he /ourguy/ all along?

That's the exact point of this article, to make him seem less socialist than he is.

Sandnigger.

>M’jid El Guerrab

There is truly no hope for frogcucks

>when Sup Forums supports a guy called Patrick Mumbazo over a nazi like Soros
K

Hahahaha, nice. Fuck that commie (((socialist)))

Centrism in the West means Neoliberal economics, Multiculturalism, Zionism, love EU.

Welcome to the world of Civil Code (vs common law in the Commonwealth). It's hilarious

Brown skins

YES

Macron was always /ourguy/

Civil law is better. They can charge him if he wants. Everything is nice and clearly defined. You disclose nothing. You gather own evidence and ask permission. Here you just talk about bullshit and lie your ass off

>hopped off his scooter
Fucking hell, frogs. You even make a brawl look gay somehow.

>actually falling for this media shilling
Macaroni will not fix France's problems.

Frenchcucks are so fucking butthurt someone is finally unregulating their socialist 3rd world country

they are chimping out so fucking hard

>being a sodomite
Hell is for ever!

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>fixing France's problems
>implying that's actually feasible

Mommy dearest (his wife) told him to stand up for himself.

>Arab beats a commie
I don't know how to feel about this...

Damn.

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Is he god now?

>Socialist politician fighting for life
And i should care? the only thing I hope is Emmanuel Macron’s MP is alright, after all once you get socialist blood or get bitten/scratched on you i heard you can turn into on.

i dont know why, but Emmanuel gives me the creeps.

holy nigger tits

quintessentially French, one might say

Macron's muslim brown-shirts are beating up white socialist cucks in the street in broad daylight.

someone shop the crown onto his head.

>socialist
nothing of value will be lost

I u p i t e r

Macron is the J u p i t e r i a n alternative. He wants a "Mediterranean Union" (i.e. a new Rome). He is d a m a g e d.

I'm having a crisis here Sup Forums.

I hate commies, but I also hate muslims.

Did a commie just get physically removed? Or did a mudslime just attack and beat a white man within an inch of his life in broad daylight?

The commies and the muslims can fight it out, then the exhausted winner can be ejected with little effort.

D y e u s P i t a

Socialist party of France are SuccDems, anyway.

Oh fug :DD
Chegged

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WTF I love Macaroni now

>M'jid El Guerrab

AHAHAHAHAHAHA

>and marries Alizee
I can get behind having an other Corsican monarch.

RADICAL CENTRISM MUST BE STOPPED

>The House concerned shall meet as of right for additional sittings in order to permit the application of the foregoing paragraph should circumstances so require

pretty sure this means that the house can lift this immunity, otherwise this sentence would be saying nothing. "the house will apply the previous paragraph should it be required"? Lol? It's already law, why should the house be required.

>tips quran
>m'jid

if he'd do that then he would be impeached for sure

KEK has spoken.

But will Macron uncuck France?

m'jid el guerrab is a strong french name

A muslim beats up a socialist: Everyone wins!

if the rest of the Parliament votes to persecute him he loses his immunity (they never do)

it's the same here in Greece

FRENCH ANONS How is King Jupiter doing? Is he a cuck for Germany and the EU or is he unfucking France's shit up?

his popularity rate is falling very hard.

what if they're all moslems though? and even if he's impeached who cares? it was still worth it (no jail time).

>sandniggers are immune to prosecution

FTFY

>We have now reached the point where mudshits can beat up European politicians with no consequences because the mudshit in question is an MP

The absolute state of France.

Blue ribbon - x
White ribbon - 1
Red ribbon - 0

We need a scoreboard. This mach will be bloody entertaining.
Any bets on final score?

*match

So why do we give a fuck about a socialist commie again?

>you were born just in time for radical french centrist jupitarian quasi monarchist fascism

What a time to be alive, lads!

which one was braining the other one over an argument again

Revolution when?

French deathmatch has great entertaining potential. Place your bets.

What did kek mean by this?

> monarchist
Nope, theocracy.

I don't care about commies but this could be useful against Macron.

this desu

Something something radical centrist

Underrated kek

>mud hospitalizes a socialist
Who wins? The society.

Only when mud is removed too.

>M'jid al Guerrab

color me surprised!

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