North Korea Happening - Late Night Edition

NK is getting ready to fire ICBM any minute get the fuck in here!

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it's not happening
go to sleep

>"A killing bolt will shine in the night"
>"night"

THE FUCKING PROPHECY

Comfy mode

time to surrender, amerifats

They dont have functional guidance systems for ICBM.

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Not happening, chill the fuck out user

It's 3 PM here you ignorant American stupid.

I am Kim. I will block from moderator.

Your country is end now.

nukes and icbms arnt real

Actually it is. Have you not seen the news in the past 6 minutes? All of my devices got a notification.


Still cant fucking wait to live in Ken's world.

Nigger

10 years ago they were 20 years from making a nuke

let's go boys

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Perfect day for world war
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Trump has to do something now, right? It seems we've gone in too deep to back out now. Maybe a bit of fireworks?

They could nuke half of the planet, but as long as they don't touch 'muh south korea' we won't do shit.

At least that's what our moronic military is implying. They're shooting fucking missiles over Japan but for some reason tiny South Korea is all that matters.

>any minute now
Kek you guys have been shilling this nonsense for weeks. Go to sleep and stop praying for the glassing of our country

>but will not kill

Please, fuck up the savages in Guam, Hawai'i and, California, Mr. Un.

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>be eurocuck
>wake up
>seoul still standing
>pjongjank still standing
sad

EMP ATTACK BOIIIIIIIIIIIZZZZZZz

GOD DAMNIT I WAS JUST ABOUT TO START MY NEW JOB ON TUESDAY. ON FUCKING TEUSDAY. 21.5 YEARS FOR NOTHING.

>worst korea circumcision rates
>implying that's not related

Just watch the arms race after we drop the curtain on this next gen icbm defense system.

It's because a single nuke would not kill as many as the entire military armament of north korea could kill as it is positioned now.

>Be American
>No one has work tomorrow
>Getting /comfy/ to watch the US strike NK any minute

Next Gen as in Tungsten Rods from space?

People will believe in the craziest shit on this board but not the possibility us of having space weaponry causing widespread destruction without the radiation fallout.

those sounds remind me of my childhood

What have I done

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False flag incoming!

I hope they hit NY

tungsten rods don't have nuke tier energy, they're more like a MOAB but really good at penetrating hardened targets

they're extremely impractical in the age of stealth bombers and long-range cruise missiles, and the orbital platforms could easily be detected

this is a distraction from Syria

SAA are about to drive out (((ISIS))) from Deir Ez zor

CA and NY at the same time.

actually ... what if russkies and chinks supplied kim with all the shit needed to EMP the USA? once kim EMPs the US, the chinks nuke kim and send "relief and help" to the US.

Why haven't we sent a leaf sniper over there yet? Its the only thing they're good for. You just gotta get that leaf within 2 miles of Kim and he's a dead man

> Taylor about to release a new album
> North Korean starts shit
Give me 3 clips, an ak47 and a helmet, I'll deal with the North Korean problem.

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This.

yeah, ok, but ... accelerating a tungsten rod to a significant portion of C for it to be destructive in the kiloton range would require a lot of energy. don't think satelites have that power available.

and jut dropping tungsten rods at oribital velocities won't do that much. it's a bunker buster at most.

OMG ITS NIGHT WHERE I AM CURRENTLY THAT MEANS HAPPENING WAWJHAJWJWAJWJWJAJWJWJAWJWJW~!!J!J!!!!1!1111!!!!1

Oh wait, it's day in North Korea.

Now kys.

i'm here for you

they said they would be doing a special announcement around now? link to NORK state TV?

ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING

I will kick you in the dick

>WW3 Potentially happening
>comments are still shitting on Trump

I hate prophecy fags so much

IM A JEWISH OVERLORD
NUKE THE GOOKS

who /comfy/ right now?

This supreme chad is trolling old sundowning Donald. Is Trump his bitch now? Sad!

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Optional. is a bunked fake news conspiracy hoax.

Kim is going mad on the warpath now knowing he can advance his arsenal without any threat from cucked USA and allies, prepare for the FIRE AND FURY of new sanctions NK.
Pretty entertaining

nk is dead

Time to say goodbye

Am I safe lads?


>Work in one hour

PLEASE HAPPEN WITHIN THE HOUR

Im scared Sup Forums
I didn't stock up on food
All I can find in the fridge is pick related
Am I going to die in the war?

NK: 7
Trump: 0

Trump the cuck is losing this PR war.

THREAD THEME

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>it's day somewhere
literally, that's your logic
youuuu rancid slut.
get on your knees and service me.

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you know it

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>Special announcement: Trump is NK's bitch. He can't do shit. LOL!

Trump won't do anything until Kim nukes SK or Guam

Majority of twitter is bots and shills who's job it is to spam anti trump pasta.

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The killing bolt will shine bright, extinguishing all light.

All will live to their dismay, only to witness the star gorge itself on clay.

Save us, SeƱor Cheese Man!
>israel watches them do it, does nothing

spooky

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I am a Chinese

We Chinese supports DPRK and Marshal Kim Jong-un

If USA nuke We will retaliation in kind

This is warning of America

Me neither. But you know what. The only one getting fucked here is the norks not anyone else, most likey south korea as well but who gives a shit

hello australopithecus friend

Los Angeles user here. Kim will be firing at San Francisco because they're the center of our economy strength right now, correct? Los Angeles is safe, right anons?

>if not, I love you all and Jesus bless. Really, it's been a great eight years of my life on Sup Forums.

i hope this meme dies

>yfw live in CA with the potential of being nuked at any moment but also have to take a shit

Forsen boy till the end lads

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YOURE RETARDED

It would be funny if this so turns out to be nothing more than the media using fake reports to start a war.

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This isn't funny anymore.

Fuck off rice farmer

How is NK even testing the bomb?

They are a small country, they cant just fire a nuke on their soil.

I have nothing to do all night but this user. We're in for a ride.

>when the military is low key saying two nukes wasn't enough

>NK launches EMP which detonates over (Japan?)
>China invades NK and Kim is killed within 24 hours.

checked, but trump would need to pull out of the no space weapons treaty. tubby kim how ever did not sign such treaty.

USA is done

>be in war
>declare martial law
>detention centers for people undermining morale
strop ragance

we need to just blow the missile launch area up. call his bluff. if he touches seoul, he's a dead man and he knows it.

Get in the car NOW faggot.

where are we on the happening-con? 3?

Irvinefag here, gonna be pretty comfy watching LA burn.

I'm in Sherman Oaks as we speak.

Its been good Sup Forums, we've had a good run.

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