Kiwi/pol/ General - Debate Night

>Occasionally at 7pm until Election Night

>Election Date
Saturday, 23 September 2017
>Register to Vote
elections.org.nz/voters/enrol-check-or-update-now

>Latest Poll - Newshub Reid Research - 3 September
National - 43.3
Labour - 39.4
Greens - 6.1
NZ First - 6.6
TOP - 1.9
Maori - 1.0
ACT - 0.6
United Future - 0.1

>Debate
TONIGHT 8:30 on Three/TV3/Newshub
>Youtube Link
youtube.com/watch?v=20KBI7vV_-U

>Top Story - Economist behind Labour's fiscal plan slams National's claims
newshub.co.nz/home/election/2017/09/national-alleges-11b-hole-in-labour-s-budget.html

>News
>What would it take to oust Winston Peters?
newshub.co.nz/home/election/2017/09/what-would-it-take-to-oust-winston-peters.html

>Jacinda Ardern jumps straight from the factory to fact checking
stuff.co.nz/national/politics/96482621/jacinda-ardern-jumps-straight-from-the-factory-to-fact-checking

>Does Labour have an $11.7 billion hole or a poor choice of words?
stuff.co.nz/business/96486359/does-labour-have-an-117-billion-hole-or-a-poor-choice-of-words

>National wants new urban planning legislation
stuff.co.nz/national/politics/96473896/national-wants-new-urban-planning-legislation

>NZ First's Shane Jones says National's sudden discovery of gangs is 'pathetic'
stuff.co.nz/national/politics/96464320/nz-firsts-shane-jones-says-nationals-sudden-discovery-of-gangs-is-pathetic

Other urls found in this thread:

newstalkzb.co.nz/on-air/mike-hosking-breakfast/audio/matthew-hooton-remaining-4-supporting-greens-mainly-hippies-and-drug-addicts/
politicalcompass.org
nzherald.co.nz/nz/news/article.cfm?c_id=1&objectid=11210373
twitter.com/SFWRedditImages

y'all have a maori party?

Yeah, but they're basically non-existent.

we have maori only seats so take a guess

Can anyone give me a brief synopsis on the major parties in NZ? Also I always NZ was gay until you kept your flag , good job

>Can anyone give me a brief synopsis on the major parties in NZ
National = Liberal
Labour = Labour
Green = Green
NZ First = Pauline/Katter Hybrid
TOP = Rich Wanker with who thinks he knows how to run the country
Maori = give more money for maori language in all schools and give more money tor tribes
ACT= Moderate ANCAPS
United Future= centrist independent MP trying to be relevant by creating a party

>tfw no 5'1 manic pixie maori gf who wears bucket hats and coats and plays the guitar and has purple hair

Looks like I was wrong. Based Winnie really is /ourguy/.

tfw kim is about to unleash GOAT tier nukes and NZ is well out of range :3

Woops wrong one

feels comfy man

Debate should be interesting. Although looking forward to the next one with the minor parties included

20 or so minutes until Debate.

>>Election Date
>Saturday, 23 September 2017
>23.09.17

Deeply homosexual audience, I aint watching this shit

Gower going savage on both, this debate looks set to be spicier than the last one

I thought the prophecy was on US time

Oy vey

who cares about this culture war shit, just put the brakes on immigration ffs

Might just chuck national my vote just to deny labour

Nope they had to find a timezone where the goyim sleep and israel wakes. See you in sept user. We know all about hillsong. Have a (you). Im the (((one))).

the gender grap-
jap-
gap

>Chang, rev up that portfolio!

Jacinda is fumbling pretty hard here,

> ali, run over those infidels

Fuck Poopeelanders

Is this kek's way of sparing us from an Ardern government?

Bill seems to be on top so far. National/NZF could be a winner

These Jacinda ads during the break that back up her points uncontested feel like borderline cheating.

1 in 7 of us live in poverty. Who here's a povo cunt?

If Gower would stop incessantly interrupting him he'd be doing even better

It's spelt taxinda

Do I vote for Jacinda for personal gain with the uni plan and crash the economy with no survivors?
The question for youth

>1 in 7 of us live in poverty
what is the threshold

Yes, if first year uni is free everyone will take it without giving a fuck, it will be one big party and you'll get laid like crazy

no idea desu

>It's spelt taxinda
>Not talking about tax Bill
did you not know that taxing workers and not the jews is good goy?

Paddy is best political commentator

no surprise - paddie has shown his true colours this election. Have you seen those cringy reports of his on "muh jacindamania" a couple of weeks back?

I take that back now that it's even

It's spelt Birr Engrish

Since I posted that he's been remarkably fair, calling out taxinda on her vague policies and lack of numbers
As someone who hates them both it's entertaining as fuck

It is more entertaining than the hosking one. Based patty

I thought Labour was up in the polls just recently? Or did it change. Would be shit house is bill lost and that two hole got in.

Labour was leading by a few points on TV one, National are still leading by a few points on TV three's poll

The only poverty is this country is mental. You can get three hundred bucks a week doing nothing. Fucking crackheads

It's great. Never seen Engrish this rattled

I can barely trust polls anymore, they always conflict.
Gambling sites seem pretty reliable tbqh, on sportsbet Nationals are paying 1.33 and Labor paying 3.10.

the dollar fell when labour got ahead in the polls meaning the markets know something

>If Australia locks us out of tertiary education, we'll lock them out here

uh okay...

>not Bill Chinese

m8 you should prob end the free movement

Better him than Jewcinda

Who the fuck are these "political analysts"? I've never seen any of those jacindashilling cunts they just showed before.

Oy vey. Reported to the Sir John Key Trust for Victims of Anti-Semetism.

Hooton has been around for ages though

Hooton is the only one on the right. Pretty sure the others are lefties. There all hacks though

Hooton is a full neo liberal though in every sense

I know the stuff one and the fat guy.
Shills that no one should listen to

Can't afford a 6-pack with every meal.

Gut = busted

He zinged them in his last comment, the look on the brown bitch's face was priceless

Plus one for hanging up on any war call so we don't risk it all for putting in our two boats.

Yea he can be pretty savage
newstalkzb.co.nz/on-air/mike-hosking-breakfast/audio/matthew-hooton-remaining-4-supporting-greens-mainly-hippies-and-drug-addicts/

Had to be out earlier.

Thank fuck Labour are below National again. I have no way NZF will swing. Surely Winnie sees Jacinda as a Trudeau type cuck, but Winston will also dislike National for the recent scandal.

How's the debate gone so far?

Whaleoil considering picking up your meme, nice work

Jacindashits shilling for horseface, as per usual.

The only redeeming feature about her is she was apparently on the rock day saying she liked metal, lmao.

Don't see it in a type like her at all.

>"This remaining four percent I would expect are mainly hippies and drug addicts in the West Coast and Coromandel, and they are exactly the sort of people who are unlikely to show up," Hooton said.
BASED
Fuck I knew I should have copyrighted it

NZ to the rescue!

Hey that's my dinghy ya thieving blighter

The Hui lady is starting to scare me.

Does this compass makes sense? I was curious about their alignment, and something tells me this is bullshit. Is it?

>Greens
>Libertarian

>ACT
>Authoritarian
??????????????

No Compass makes sense, because half the questions on the quiz are loaded.

Shift everyone two squares to the left.
Also >tfw no TOP

>ACT
>Authoritarian
yet
Pro incest
Pro Euthanasia
Pro Abortion
Pro Asian

All of these are generally bullshit. Miss the ideological element.

Here's a more clear view

National: UK Tories.
Labour: Trudeau Tier leftism.
NZ First: Civic nationalism but way less heavy than Trumps. It's "Left Wing" economically, but less so than Labour. Mostly just anti-immigration, anti-chink buying our housing etc stuff.

ACT = reagonomics party, UF is dead, Greens are Greens, Maori and Mana are Maori identitarian parties, left wing gibsme shit.

Way it works is either National or Labour get in, and will have to form a coalition with minor parties, usually on the same part of the spectrum as them. If that's not enough, they have to add NZ First in, at which point /ourguy winnie/ gets quite a lot of power.

>Pro incest

What's the story?

Figured that much, politicalcompass.org is left wing propaganda after all.

What would be the most right wing libertarian candidate? National or NZF?

Who /voting4winnie/ here

>Also >tfw no TOP
Just like parliament

ACT is the fedora party. David Seymour is definitely on the spectrum

National are neoliberals, NZF are civic nats.

nzherald.co.nz/nz/news/article.cfm?c_id=1&objectid=11210373

how the hell could NZF ever be libertarian

...

>national = liberal

Yeah, nah

more like

National = Rich wankers working for other rich wankers
Labor =Nanny state communists
Greens = Pot addicted hippies who use flase stats to push their regressive left agenda
NZ First = Libertarian
TOP = Progressive rich wanker with a lisp
Maori = Awww chuur more dole for tins nd codys ghee
ACT = Out of touch ANCAPs
United Future = Hi I'm peter dunne, a corrupt failure of an MP

> incestuous relationships between consenting adults should not be illegal and says it would be "intellectually corrupt" of him not to be honest when asked such questions.

>Mostly just anti-immigration, anti-chink buying our housing etc stuff.
Shit, sign me up

>>national = liberal
m8 the nats are the same as the australian liberal party

Damn that is good

NZ is an Australian territory

>Awww chuur more dole for tins nd codys ghee
oi cunt you better not generalize me maori mates otherwise ill get this rough cunt here to give you a hiding ow g

After the first debate a majority of the media claimed Jacinda won but now the same people say she has improved a lot from a weak first debate. Really oodles my noodle.

>NZF
>Libertarian

LEL

Also, you're an idiot. His synopsis is pretty decent

All I want in a political party is:
>Cuts immigration and refugee numbers significantly
>Respects freedom of speech
>Tries to squeeze landlords out of the market slowly

...

n z f

Jacinda lost the first debate, this one was pretty even.

That is literally labour retard, those are some low expectations

Yeah I will be voting NZF but winnie is more talk than action. Still the best option though.