HAPPENING: EXCALIBUR FOUND BY A LOLI

>Schoolgirl has legendary holiday after pulling 4ft sword from Cornish lake 'where Arthur's Excalibur was thrown'

REAL HAPPENING

THE EXCALIBUR HAS BEEN FOUND

REAL HAPPENING

REAL HAPPENING

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Fake. That thing would be nothing but rust by now.

It's a magical sword.

This is pure propaganda, more likely she found it in a muslim sex dungeon.

Somebody played a prank and tossed their cold steel sword into the water. Some girl found it, and I guess we now have to deal with a tidal wave of GRRL POWER posts about how she's the new queen.

this would be awesome

Nor if it's the real Excalibur. IT'S REAL.

Excalibur was meant to be made of metals not known to man.
Who knows mayve it was strong enough to survive water.

>she becomes queen and goes on to purge the muslim filth from the lands

I for one welcome the new king of england.

so excalibur was a scottish claymore?

Fucking sweet!

it's a sign

Like any of you weebs could even hold a sword like that. All hail the new queen!

So that's king arthur eh

Stainless steel would be good enough you know, and it existed in small quantities. There are ancient steel pillars in India for example.

Where were you the day anime finally became real?

Fake! Arthur or Arturius Rex was a post Roman warlord and he sword he used would have been a spatha..that's clearly a late medieval bastard sword...

I would go to Bongistan and help her cause.

>the born king is a girl
>fate/stay night was right

Literally sais it's a 30 year old movie prop in the article headline.

Hilarious none the less.

Iron pillar

>girl holding rusted zweihander
>german sword
>Excalibur know in English legends
>not an English sword
you get the point.

Damnit.

Checked.

Wrong if it's in the mud it can be preserved because there is very little oxygen in there

Actually the sword I wield on a daily basis is much heavier.
The difference is that no one is going to force me to bin it.

FILM PROP

Apologize.

>over a thousand years and it's found by some loli taking a couple steps in the lake

anime is bleeding into reality. trump did it the actual madman

Just thank the good God it wasn't a mudskin, it'd be so much worse

Dont you know the Kanglish wuz Germanic n shit

This just makes it more real.

>Excalibur
>rusty as shit

OI!

That is Excalibur you dumb fuck. Excalibur has always been prtrayed as a traditional longsword, not with those faggy spikes on the side

Dude. This is the legendary sword here. It's THE SWORD

YOU KNOW WHAT??!!!
It's time for the mother fucking thread theme.
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>Excalibur
>English

>Scottish sword is so light even a loli can raise it.
An inch longer doesn't mean an inch stronger if the density is that low.

>excalibutt
Clearly renaissance era zwiehander
Fuck off fake news.

disregarding magic, wrong, 1000+ year swords have been found mostly intact in rivers and lakes before.

Roman Britain era swords didn't look like that.

All hail our new loli queen. Long live the queen!

not steel - iron
> not rusty because people keep touching it
> impure iron dont rust so fast

True, I am also directly quoting from that era.
In England it would be metals unknown to man

get a life!

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>be awesome dad
>daughter loves the story of King Arthur
>buy shitty chinese excalibur knockoff
>leave in peroxide bath in shed
>throw it lake
>take daughter to look for excalibur like she always wanted to
>"OMG DADDY I FOUND IT"
>she'll never know how much you love her

Most based response I've seen. The real King Arthur (probably Ambrosius Aurelianus or Riothamus, if not one of their sons) would probably have looked something like the cavalryman.

Except ya mum

Arthur: Now, once more, I must ride with my knights to defend what was, and the dream of what could be.

Saved to the "special" folder.

>dailymail as a source

fag believes this

BIN IT

>daughter loves story of King Arthur
>make your fake magic sword rust

Looks like a glorified chisel

Right. 4th or 5th century AD. He would have used a Spatha

Nah, euro mud and shit has magical properties they keep pulling immaculate weapons out of them all the fucking time. I mean they pulled a soviet ww2 tank out of one filled it and it started.

Post more lolis with swords.

>EXCALIBUR
the design of the sword is from the 16th century, its way too modern

and knowing UKucks, its probably a chink reproduction some neckboard threw in the lake at midnight because he was afraid of being rounded up and sentenced to death for being a white man in possession of an offensive weapon

probably the truest post on Sup Forums

i dont think the future queen/saviour would wear crocs...just saying

M8 read the article
1. It's a film prop
2. The entire fucking lake has dried out before and there was no sword

shuttup cunt you gotta make it look old somehow.

You jelly of my legit sword? Even in its raw stages it's mighty. At any point I could refine it into something battle ready but for now I'm focusing on strength.

This is now a Saber thread.

>England
>cold steel swords
>any swords
>true post

>dailymail

This

Excalibur does not Rust nor does it look like that she also would not need the second hand or to brace herself against its weight since it is weightless.

I personally welcome our new loli overlord.

It's all so tiresome.

>implying the sword would show itself to someone non-worthy

I'm disappointed with you bongs

Praise Her.

It would have looked like some kind of an evolved spatha closer to the migration period swords.

if its weightless why doesnt it float off into space?

Leftists
>Fuck christians and fuck white people, religion is retarded
Also leftists
>A girl pulled a magic sword from a lake?
>WTF I LOVE MYTHOLOGY NOW
Also see "voodoo origin of hurricanes"
WE
WUZ
WINDS
N
SHEEIT

>Wading through lake
>Just happen to stumble on a flat object
Doesn't that seem slightly staged?

Aka violently radioactive. RIP in peace loli.

Should have just used gold if they wanted it to last.

Calling dibs. She's my Saberfu.

I know OP sword is probably a discarded movie prop but RL example of a sword that survided 800 years in a river

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/River_Witham_sword

Old Gods are waking up. They aren't happy.

I meant the total bullshit story in order to propagate GIRL POWER shit

I'd rather take The Magic Mirror of Merlin for that sweet x2 magic dmg.

But it literally has. Excalibur was stuck in stone and could only be pulled out by the true king of England

>dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4848540/Schoolgirl-pulls-4ft-sword-Cornish-lake.html
welp now she's cursed to be a loli forever

I wouldn't act like the cunt the Matilda of History was.

It is woman in general that RUIN nations.

The Lady of The Lake also gives the person the sword.

It has a Mass but no Weight for the wielder anyone else that tries to pick it up it acts like Moljnir and becomes unliftable.

You can't go find it.

Chemical analysis should prove where it's from. They do this for nuclear material.

King Arthur was a girl.

autism
wins

Excalibur was made by aliens, so it's magical metal that isn't known by Gaia.

>saberfags
This is what the real best girl looks like.

Oi! better bin that knife
Bobbies will most likely confiscate it during their next illegal weapon search along with a stick and a tire in their rainbow striped police car

>Excalibur was stuck in stone and could only be pulled out by the true king of England
>flag

>implying autism can be defeated.

>King Arthur (female)
Holy shit anime is becoming real

Queen slay! YAAAAAAS

if they were aliens why didnt they make a laser instead?

Isn't this shit just a zweihander ?