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Obscure country reporting

What happens up there, Leaf?

In Nunavut they do an airdrop every month of supplies like food and water and booze because there's no roads or railways there, during that week after an air drop the natives there just go absolutely crazy getting drunk, the RCMP get busy that week. Besides that time nothing, it's completely empty pic related is the skyline of the largest city in Nunavut

looks c o m f y as fuck

Canada is the best country in the world

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Would absolutely live there.

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>op
Legionnaires hang out and shoot pirates

>In Nunavut they do an airdrop every month of supplies like food and water and booze because there's no roads or railways

Sounds like ancap paradise

bump

WE WUZ ARABS AND SHIET!

Sauce?

nunatsiaqonline.ca/stories/article/65674nunavut_youth_immersed_in_booze_weed_boredom

>Most start smoking marijuana and drinking alcohol by age 14, and nearly all youth are smoking dope and drinking by the time they turn 18.
>sell sexual favours for drugs, and engage in risky behaviours, like riding fast on all-terrain vehicles.
>On average, youth in the study began regular drinking at age 14 and regular drug use at age 13.
>One regular user of gas, glue and solvents started huffing at the age of nine.
>By Grade 7, about one in five of the kids in the study said were already drinking over the past year. By Grade 12, all youth said they had started drinking.

Always wondered what the fuck goes on in the two Timor countries.

This thread is blessed.

You missed one of my other gets asshole

oh shit

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Anyone remember that video from the 90s of kids in Nunavut screaming about how they hate their lives while huffing gasoline? Kek

The government literally pays you money to live in that hellhole. If you get a real job (basically limited to mining, transportation of minerals, or law) you are basically guaranteed a 6 figure income. I know a miner living up there who runs equipment for $150k/year, and a lawyer friend does securities and resource law up there for a few months per year and makes about 100k during that period.

We should send refugees there, take like 5 million of them, but just make them "disappear" and tell the UN how good we are. Nobodies ever gonna find out what are they gonna do search the whole arctic for pakis?

The Indonesians that now cry for Rohingya Muslims and start threads in Sup Forums - literally their nation had genocided 20% of East Timor population.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/East_Timor_genocide

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Santa_Cruz_massacre

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Indonesian_invasion_of_East_Timor
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Indonesian_occupation_of_East_Timor

can I go there?

Is there a commitment on how many years one must live and work up North?

thing is both sides in that conflict are shit
buddhists there are showing off pure satanism
cutting up people and other nasty shit
the muslims have jihadi groups but if you thinks about it its a very easy place for ((foreign intervention)) to happen

idonesia is full of slimey shits using jihadi groups to keep control of west papua and other islands

the dutch made a mistake leaving those islands to the muzzies atleast the portuguese stayed on longer and protected the place

dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-4083952/Hundreds-killer-Japanese-Samurai-secret-Christians-hid-religious-codes-sword-hilts.html

pagans btfo

You're not obscure, every african country has been in your ass

>Dutch are still mad we stole their best women in World War Two

>ffw 500 years~
>isolated society of Nunavut has lost all knowledge of world and forgot all technology
>basically degenerated into caveman age
>thinks nothing is beyond snowy horizon
>all that went beyond it, never have returned
>((United World Government)) still drops them supply drops every month
>Religion forms around those supply drops
>"AHH YISS, THE GODS HAVE BLESSED US WITH GIFTS"
>every drop, the population gets balistic, partying, drinking, acting like excited chimps.
>most of women get the highest chances of getting pregnant at those points of time


>Nunavutians figure out, that drops come at around the same time intervals, and invent calendar centered around the supply drops.
>there is a designated elder, who tells people when the next wave of gifts are gonna come
>last one that got it wrong got brutally murdered.
>Also Invent writing based around the various red smoke formations of supply drops
>In fact, a language forms based on various sounds the supply drop makes at different stages of deployment, descent, landing, scratching on surface, opening Etc.
>The natives think that depending on what kind of groups of sounds the supply drop makes on its descent, it means different things, and that Gods communicate with them using the drops.
>Basically when the gifts come, groups of elderly men sit and over analyze every single detail and sound of the process, to figure out all the answers to life and to solve disputes of the village and make decisions.

>((United World Government)) in stead of helping them, decide to use them as study subjects, to experiment on and whatnot.
>CONT

>One day decide to include Alex Jones Super Male Vitality into a drop as a joke.
>Big mistake.
>Some genetic variation in their genes causes a huge side effect when exposed to SMV
>The causality was probably the result of one of their earlier experiments
>They grow BIG
>They get SMART
>Create a computer
>Researches the creator of SMV
>Extracts videos from the depths of the old internet archives of him yelling about gay frogs
>Get redpilled
>Realize what happened to the world
>In the upcomming years overtrow the Judaic government with their superior 500+ IQ and incredible muscle mass
>Tfw all that shilling payed off at the end.
>Tfw Alex Jones got the last laugh, because of some super mutant worshipers, he never asked for.

actually you described a real thing

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cargo_cult

Not everyday my shitposting manifests in the real world

Greece reporting in. At 2014 Alexis Chipras( a leftist cuck was elected). After a few months of presidency he was re-elected on 2015 but 37% of the total population didn't vote. The immigrant crisis has hit us very hard. Athens, Peireaus and all the aegean islands near Turkey are flooded with immigrants. Luckily the sjw agenda is not strong in my country actually sjws are mocked for their pathetic ideologies by our based people but my president endorses it so it is starting to be spraid.

youtube.com/watch?v=ZEx7uCFX_nA

hm

Golden Dawn taking over the country when?

They have 10% at max. I don't support them because they seem to have no plan and the politicians act like apes

So what do the natives do for a job? I see plenty of houses/apartments/whatever. Are they free for the natives? Do they work jobs at all? What do they do all day? Hunt? Fish? Just drink? What employment opportunities do they have up there besides flying planes or acting as guides for rich fucks to go hunting caribou or whatever?