I just came back from North Korea

I just came back from North Korea.

Ask me anything.

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how was the kimchi?

why would you leave paradise?

Did you bring any signs back?

What's it smell like?

does your dick still work?

It was amazing.

I'll go back soon.

No. I didn't pull an Otto.
I did buy a propaganda poster though.

odorless.

yes

nick any sweet posters?

is it true that people openly fart on each other in public?

>I did buy a propaganda poster
Don't tell
Show

How much education do children get? Are there highschools or something like that? Are they ever unsupervised?

Your flag looks like angry Sweden. Thoughts?

yes. one.
Well, I bought it.

No.

>I did buy a propaganda poster though.

How is that Korean tea girl pussy user?

is there famine?

yeah pics or it didnt happen

Why are you such a fag?

Any chance at banging the women of NK?

stop polluting gook paradise with your howaito piggu smell plz. nork is pure.

quads cancels happening

Just letting know that you directly financed mass murdering

Were you the faggot posting from the Pyongyang hotel with the Nork flag the past couple days?

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GLose

They have high schools and universities (actually the oldest university in the world)

children and teenagers are completely unsupervised when not in school or at home.

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How was the pussy?

Hahahha shit Americucks btfo, how will drumph recover from this ?

Based!

It reads "Comrade Yao says "Here's more Cowbell!!!""

YANKEE BTFO.

it's uncucked Sweden.

sweet

The famine was from 1994-1997.
No famine now.
A lot of farmers and farmland. they're growing a lot of stuff and the country is very green.

It actually says "Righteous Brother, Crush Israel's Pet Underfoot!"

>.t took Korean to fuck weeaboo girls in college

Oh user, i had a good kek at that 10/10

You mean fasci?

it's slim but possible. whites can't marry Koreans though. Chinese pussy is easier to get.

I HAD TO SEE IT WITH MY OWN EYES!

Like I don't already do that when I visit the states.

No.

>No famine now
Did they indoctrinate you that much?

Don't they only let you take photos of Pyongyang?

theres probably not a "famine" but still wide spread food shortage, not as bad as it was in the 90's probably is what he meant

>no famine
GUYS

this is Kim! He is just using a proxy to trick us into joining his failed state!
HIDE!

>weeaboo

...Shouldn't you have taken Japanese then?

Did you see any emmental cheese for sale in the supermarkets???

they only let you take photos of national monuments or points of interest they want to show the world, if they see you taking photos of something they dont want you to they will take your camera an you wont get it back.

This is a serious question btw. Kim loves that shit

Wat were you doing there user-kun? CIA spy desu?

how are the people there?

Well i don't think they would want them to take a photo what looks like some peasants.

Japanese was full, they're all the same kind of girls in those classes tho user.

dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4851494/How-Kim-affords-nuclear-programme-North-Korea-starves.html

They should update the blondie to a black man.

If you're that dumb that you think they have had famine since 1994, then there would be no one left in the country.
The famine was from 1994-1997. It's well documented. Both in and outside of North Korea.
The people are not starving to death there.
There's plenty of food.
The poor are malnourished though due to lack of variety of food - which comes from the crippling economic sanctions.

You can take photos of anything, except soldiers on duty.

the food shortage isn't as bad as we're led to believe. I was hanging with experts that have travelled there 100+ times and went where the famine hit the hardest. it's obviously hard out there, but African countries are way worse.

The stores I went to didn't have a lot of dairy products.

>odorless.

No such thing.

Did you just mock their middle class?

This is completely untrue. You can take photos of anything you want. They didn't even check my camera or phone.
If you took a photo of something they would NOT want, they would just ask you for your camera and delete the photo. This never happened while I was there.

why they so fyucking palanoid?

Put a sharpie in your pooper with timestamp.

Is the starvation as bad as people say? And was there a strong military presence?

>crush Israel's pet
Is this true?

I saw the same documentary that OP pulled the pic from

That's the middle class?

What's left of it

The oldest university in the world?

Harvard was founded in the 1600's. I think Oxford may be older than that. The NK state is less than 100 years old. How can they have the oldest university in the world?

wanted to see it with my own eyes.
I know people that work there and in Dandong and they got me a visa.

Super nice. They have no ill will towards the US.

probably South Korean war propaganda. Don't believe the hype. It's the most closed off country in the world. 90% of what you hear is bullshit. Like the state sponsored hair cuts or uncles being fed to 120 starving dogs.

but he's (((Jewish)))

I didn't smell anything bad.

you would be too if you were still "waging war" against the USA.

No.

No. Military is at some places but super relaxed. Never felt threatened.

This is literally from my trip. Have another one.

OP has been brainwashed. The propaganda is that fucking quality

Where's that, and where are all the people?

Start dumping photos, please. Curious to see what you took pictures of.

^ checked.
Poster translation indicates Norks know.
US is Israels pet!
Kek

underground train station. It's shown in every NK documentary coz its one of the few places they let them go

North Koreans LITERALLY are odourless, as are chinese and worst koreans.

unvis.it/verygoodlight.com/2016/12/14/koreans-dont-produce-body-odor

what company did you go with?

did you book a tour that takes you outside of pyongyang or did you do the super boring pyongyang & dmz itinerary?

>buying communist propaganda
Let that sink in for a bit

No. That's the lower class.

stop making shit up.

Korea existed before North and South split. There's a university (a Buddhist one) that was founded in the 1500s.

DPRK > USA

That's the Metro Station. It was very early in the morning. Before morning rush hour.

some more pics

Demonstration you are a koolaid slurping CNN watching uninformed burger.
There's an internet. Use it. Or BTFO

Dump pictures OP

Kys as you've been brainwashed

If i were to go to somalia i would get something local, like a pirate flag or a sex slave.

Okay. I thought that's what it looked like. Never seen it because I don't watch documentaries about north Korea. I will watch one in the future about us removing them from the map though.

Are traps gay?

>coz its one of the few places they let them go
Jesus christ, you are one bluepilled motherfucker.

I went outside of Pyongyang. YTP tours.

North Korea is Juche. Don't believe Israeli lies.

If you go to Somalia - you'll get killed.

OP IS KIM JUNG UN CONFIRMED

>They should update the blondie to a black man.

all colors of Americans fight for the Jew

rip in peace, you madman

Youre not getting it

how is the class distribution there?

Please come back. You forgot something.

Enjoy WW3 faggot. You'll hopefully be on the frontlines so the future won't have to deal with dreggs like you.

yes.

better than one would think.
the poor in China have it worse off than the poor in North Korea. Same with Burma and Thailand. Won't hear that on the news though. Doesn't fit the narrative.

Are the locals concerned about WW3 breaking out soon.

>I went outside of Pyongyang.
yeah so where? kaesong/dmz don't really count.
>YTP tours.
i assume you ment YPT. I went with them too. who was your western guide?

NORTH KOREAN LUNCH

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Do the locals actually think Kim is a demigod?

We are building a fighting force of extra ordinary magnitude. We will have your gratitude.

>better than one would think.
>the poor in China have it worse off than the poor in North Korea. Same with Burma and Thailand. Won't hear that on the news though. Doesn't fit the narrative.

Intereseting.

Consider YOU might be the one brainwashed.

Speaking of finances, there are stories about "Room 39" about how Kim gets money and takes care of his top brass with gifts etc. to keep their loyalty. Any comment?

did you enjoy the acorn jelly? i can't stand it.

>some tourist knows how Kim keeps the loyalty of his top brass

top kek

I'll come back soon. You'll see me at Mt. Paektu

Not really. Everyone is very chill.

went to two different provinces. forgot the names. visited the village where the famine was hit the hardest.
had two amazing Australians as my western guide.

No.

Nice.

They do have sort of a gift culture thing, where you give gifts to show respect with things you can't get because of sanctions. usually cigarettes and candy. Kim probably takes care of his top brass but the story has probably been exaggerated into myth.

None of this is true. We work tirelessly for glory and prosperity of regeime. Our fighting force will be of extra ordinary magnitude.

>chinese
>no body odor
I call BS on that