The most recognised castle on earth is in the usa

reminder euro cucks we are better then you in every way

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they have one of these in california, france, tokyo, shanghai, and hong kong

Pretty sure Castle Dracula, or Frankenstein's castle would give it a run for it's money.

The designs for the castle are actually slightly different for each location IIRC.

Colonizing

My country is the castle capital of the world, nigger.

A fake castle. Promoted by an industry dedicated to creating illusion.
Kinda an appropriate symbol for the US, if you think about it.

What if the Europeans sued Disney for "cultural appropriation"
That'd be fun.

So you're saying it is archaic, offensive, based on slavery, and needs to go down?

it's going down next week

What? No, I'm just saying we beat you in castles.

This isn't a castle. It's a theatrical stage.

Thank you, Frog overlords of England, for building all of these castles that attract chink tourists every single day of the year.

Based on your supremacist comment it should go down for it is a monument to racism and privilege.

This isn't Burgerland, we aren't taking our statues down JUST YET.

>Moat too Shallow
>No room for Cannons on walls
>What is this a castle for ants?
>The portcullis is open the peasants are getting in

2/10 Get on my level Americans

I can't even imagine living in something like this. Did people actually live in the castles or was it mainly used for war? Did the whole place smell terrible from dumping chamber pots into the moat?

Okay as an American I would like to say I disavow that tacky fucking thing as a " real castle ".
Europe does it, has always done it, and erm.....might do it again if human kind gets set back a good bit by progressives. So yea.
Go Europe. Murder holes rule.

Depends. Some castles were genuine places of residence for the nobility, but most of the big ones in Wales were built to pacify us. Basically fortresses to stop us from rebelling.
Brings in the tourism revenue, though.

Yours is just a silly copy of pic related in Bavaria

This is a castle thread now, only post if you have medieval castles in your country

Mainly seen as a jail, the tower of London is actually one of the Younger castles in Britain built to offset the Powerful and wealthy city of London

Ooh. Someone is butt hurt.

That doesn't count.

Nigga are you even trying?

>Live on multiple acres of land, farming away, etc. go back to your farm hovel when done with the day.
>One day, rider for your liege's army come through your little hamlet, shouts that a group of enemies are coming.
>whatdo.gif
>Pack up a bunch of shit, put it on a cart, head for the castle.
>Local ruler lets all his people into the castle for protection.
>Whole little fiefdom is inside the castle walls with the garrison.
>Enemy army shows up, surrounds the castle, cuts off food supply begins siege.
>If your main army is far away or too weak to contest them, they wait until your food stores are low, present demands, and siege the walls
>If your main army is equal or superior in numbers and close enough by, they may siege and attack quickly.
>You stay in the castle, and if needed will take up arms to defend yourself against the attackers

Dover castle is a really nice place, lots of contrast between the medieval castle and the modern WW2 Bunkers used by Churchill himself

you really want a castle battle against countries with real culture?

Disney castle is just an imitation of castle neuschwanstein in Germany

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That. Is beautiful.
Gonna travel in 2019 if ww3 is postponed.
That. Is now on the bucket list.
Thanks.

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don't forget Burg Eltz while you are here

ravaged

Nigger that's Cinderella castle the one in California is sleeping beauty

one tower is totally missing and the other one is like half broken off, your castle sucks

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Bodiam Castle, whilst many moats have been filled in, Bodiam Castle continues to demonstrate the majesty and strategic brilliance of a well built moat.

And it's still better than Jew castle in Florida or wherever.

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We Americans have the best castles.
Fuck off eurofags

how can burgers even compete?

I once lived in a street named after a castle.
Can I still play?
(I laughed at the burger and mocked his silly fake one, to score brownie points)

naw yo.

The castle that bankrupted Bavaria

Your statues may not fall however, with patterns we have witnessed it isn't far fetch to think the big bong will have a faux accident during the maintenance resulting to its collapse.

>Burger Castle.
Burgerberg

Touch. Burger. You're ok.

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Beautiful castle, I've been there. Looks great in and out, though they only finished the first two or three floors before going bankrupt iirc.

They Cant

One of the better known Castles would be Windsor castle. Take a walk through the resplendent public gardens or have a guided tour of its Royal interior

Murican burger calls a nonfunctioning stage scenery made out of cardboard a "castle"
Typical....

Tfw I have to drive four hours round trip to get to my nearest while castle

neuwitschstein castle is where i'd command the 4th reich from. a man can dream.

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>tfw when ywn celebrate christmas with her Majesty

Don't hold out on us, I know you've got castles somewhere

Why isn't it flying the US flag

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*neuschwanstein. forgive the beer posting

>Local ruler lets all his people into the castle for protection.
That usually didn't happen. Castles were for the noble people, peasants weren't allowed in. War or not.

Disney is degenerate shit.

>The castle that bankrupted Bavaria
No it didn't. It only bankrupted the king. He had privat loans. As soon as it opend for public it generated money for Bavaria.

And yet it's Jewish

So proud

it wasn't always that way. disney hated the jews and that's why the old stuff is great.

He'll I can't spell that sober.
The stein part maybe

none of these beautiful places will mean anything when muslims either tear them down for being an affront to their god or convert them into mosques.

i basically gave up and skipped to that desu

Poland knows how to make great castles.
Pic related.

>And yet it's Jewish
>Walt Disney was actually a huge anti-semite

Yeah but that was 1940. Everything they've done since then is just horrid shit

Also a great statue of a white nationalist in front of it.

Europeans have Castles, we have Forts. Pic related.

sleeping beauty. that was like 54. he gambled it all on that one even though the merchant tried to kill his vision. for real, it almost bankrupted the company.

Nice bait

>Europeans have amphitheatres, we have stadiums

Your the guy-
"It's a great day, perfect sunshine "
You: the forecast is for rain on Thursday.
Enjoy life and castle while you can.
Srsly.

Checked.
Good plan

Yes, but even that was well down the slope of degenerate bullshit. Things were better before it and worse after.

you know they have this in paris too?

i'm sober enough to remember it was built as a tribute to wagner in the 1800s. the rooms inside are themed around his music.

>anglos in charge of architecture in north america

Ironically it is a poor imitation of a European castle

That looks like a painting.
Faking it again, burger?

i don't think there's anything degenerate about sleeping beauty really.

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YOLO

yeah fuck the future
just live in the moment!
muslims are just like rain anyway xD

UK castles own.

that thing is so sweet. i like it how it looms over the city as a reminder to the filthy normie peasants who's in charge.

Nah, many of the Crusader castles in Syria survived. The Arabs are smart enough to realize that Westerners will pay big money to visit things their ancestors built when they had balls.

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Only a few. Almost all of them got blown up by the Habsburgs to prevent further rebellions in the 17-18th century. And most of them were war castles, against the Ottomans, not these fancy museums you guys keep posting.

King Béla IV. literally constructed 'refugium' castles, so if the Mongols come back, more people can be saved. During our history it was fairly usual that the locals fled to the nearest castle and in turn they helped with the defense.

We have the best castles, folks, THE BEST.

seriously i do not understand how you people can be brainwashed into believing you have no culture when you are surrounded by epicness like this...

Can you please hang merkel in alexanderplatz so German patriots can pelt her with rotten fruits?

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we're gonna build a moat. it's going to be BIG it's going to be POWERFUL it's going to be BEAUTIFUL

Can't even do Forts right

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