This is it boys and girls, the storm of the century!
Justin Taylor
gainesville fl reporting bassically middle of florida i should be fine right guise?
Lucas Parker
HMON still sniffing that good shit.
Nicholas Morgan
CATEGORY 7 INBOUND
WOOO WOOO WOOO BEEP BEEP BEEP
Xavier Ortiz
Do you know the time it's supposed to hit the Virgin Islands?
James Lee
It would be perfect if Houston got hit again and was just curb-stomped while it's down. I want to see a city obliterated old testament style.
Daniel Smith
>just makes a fucking 90 degree turn specifically to fuck Florida as hard as possible Beautiful
Dominic Watson
>pressure keeps dropping >nowhere near a landmass
Tyler Roberts
>853 I nutted
Connor Torres
Isn't CAT 5 as high as it gets?
Luis James
is it going to hit puerto rico?
Jaxon Murphy
First for Puerto Rico is fucked.
Carson Harris
It hits Houston if Kek wills it.
Michael Ortiz
We're expecting it tomorrow at about 12:00pm so I imagine they'll feel it today at night.
Chase Sullivan
Yes, but they may make another category just for this storm.
Nolan Long
kek, he's right you know?
Dominic Torres
Miami user here in my 40 story apartment overlooking the bay. How fucked am I?
Owen Green
HOW LOW CAN WE GO
Asher Diaz
If those verify Florida will take years to recover. Hopefully in north Florida it won't be as bad as south Florida but damn that's the whole state pretty much.
Matthew Martinez
IRMA STOP
Xavier Baker
It is, people are fucking around, anything Cat 5 is catastrophic damage.
Christopher Davis
she's a big storm
Evan Evans
It still could hit NY on 9/11.
John Clark
It's gonna rip us apart. So far it hasn't gone north like the models were predicting.
Lucas Clark
As long is it doesnt hit PA then idc. Would be cool to see Houstan be wiped off the map tho
Brody Jones
North FL user here. Note that cat 5 is >156mph, but at 175mph it's basically a cat 6 at this point.
Aaron Lopez
RIP Cuba, we hardly knew ye.
Ayden Martinez
There's also the theoretical hypercane with 200mph+ winds
If kek wills it we will see history
Matthew Gomez
Lake County reporting in.
It's fucking anarchy at most of the stores right now
James Smith
I think your building fell over
Christian Harris
This could still be a big nothingburger but we need to prepare anyways. You have hurricane glass so shouldn't be too bad, if the storm is heating right for us go stay with a friend that lives inland maybe if their house is decent.
Julian Gonzalez
>Mfw it shoots the gap and makes it's way straight into Texas.
Asher Robinson
This will be a once in a hundred year storm.
Prey for Florida cunts.
Cameron Kelly
Category 5 is literally like a giant tornado that could destroy anything in its path, it's no joke.
Lincoln Barnes
U U U U
Jack Edwards
4florida
Josiah Howard
holy shit i didnt expect the pic to be sideways and that shit scared me for a sec
Liam Jenkins
Is you building rated for sustained 175mph winds?
Probably not
Samuel Lewis
nah, the storms are classified by damage to buildings 5 is defined as EVERYBODY RUN AAAAAA... not sure what could 6 mean
Mason Perez
Sorry bro. Your post 404'd
Xavier Perez
239 reporting in, if this thing doesn't turn we are fucked inland too. I know it will hit Miami first but it won't decrease in size quick enough to not Fuck up inland Florida as well. Kind of worried, I dunno if I can ride out a cat 5 with my cats even if I love in Lee county.
What do bros, I have 2 cats I can't hit up a hotel if I pack my shit up and leave :(
Christopher Roberts
>if kek wills it
Easton Brooks
Categorizing is for communicating to normies how fucked are they going to get Cat 5 is the highest because it means DEATH
If there were a category higher than 5 this would be it
Tyler Long
Hypercanes are over 500mph
Xavier Scott
>Hasn't yet hit the warmest waters it will encounter
Josiah Foster
Fucking trips of truth!
Ian Morales
>it's still possible this thing could swing off into the gulf top kek
Ryder Jenkins
Witnessed. Kek hates Texas.
Matthew Price
FL here
I'll continue shitposting as long as possible
Cameron Kelly
215 MPH
John Lewis
When it hits warmest waters it will spin up like a turbo!
Mason Rivera
>tfw gonna be /comfy/ in a hotel out-of-state while my shitty house gets btfo
Jordan Roberts
Idk its brand new. Just signed the fucking lease like a month ago and spent $5k moving all my shit in....
Hunter Lopez
Any mandatory evacuations set in motion?
Christopher Jackson
>Gators in the streets fucking up lootniggers
Easton Adams
RIP in peace Leeward Isleniggers
Adrian Murphy
>not sure what could 6 mean Atomic bomb level, total destruction, nothing will survive its path, not even specially made anti hurricane house like most Caribbean house are could survive this, the wind will literally shatter the walls.
Samuel Nelson
Yes, because Category 5 is just the threshold for "everything's getting fucked" Creating higher categories would be redundant because the purpose of the system is to categorize how damaging the storm will be, and Category 5 strength is already "total destruction of all ordinary property"
A "hypercane" is a theoretical storm system that could arise under circumstances that are already apocalyptic, a continent-sized hurricane forming over an ocean superheated from an impact event or supervolcanic eruption.
Samuel Bell
a hypercane only forms when the ocean reaches 50 degrees celcius.
by the time that happens we're all dead anyway.
Brandon Anderson
>I want to see a city obliterated old testament style. That's reserved for California.
Ayden Cooper
>my bullshit diversity class I took as a requirement will be getting BTFO and I can relax back home feels fucking good man
Cameron Price
Based, good luck out there, kek be with you
Austin Murphy
Be.. Our.. GUST BE OUR GUST! PUT OUR STRUCTURES TO THE TEST!
Carter Richardson
>180 mph/290 kph
This is .... The fuck is this?This will be like one giant razorblade.
If not go see an insurance agent right now. Renter insurance is cheap. Get replacement value coverage or else they don't pay you shit. Also catalogue everything you own.
Jace Harris
Rip :(
Gabriel Collins
See Cat5 practically means "we are not even counting anymore"
Kayden Myers
Very fucked
Mostly because even if your building may hold, the building next to you could topple or hit yours.
Hudson Martin
Turn our structures into rust?
Cameron Sullivan
>Isn't CAT 5 as high as it gets? Category 5 is the highest category of the Saffir–Simpson scale. These storms cause complete roof failure on many residences and industrial buildings, and some complete building failures with small utility buildings blown over or away. Collapse of many wide-span roofs and walls, especially those with no interior supports, is common. Very heavy and irreparable damage to many wood frame structures and total destruction to mobile/manufactured homes is prevalent. Only a few types of structures are capable of surviving intact, and only if located at least 3 to 5 miles (5 to 8 km) inland. They include office, condominium and apartment buildings and hotels that are of solid concrete or steel frame construction, public multi-story concrete parking garages, and residences that are made of either reinforced brick or concrete/cement block and have hipped roofs with slopes of no less than 35 degrees from horizontal and no overhangs of any kind, and if the windows are either made of hurricane-resistant safety glass or covered with shutters. Unless all of these requirements are met, the absolute destruction of a structure is certain.[5]
The storm's flooding causes major damage to the lower floors of all structures near the shoreline, and many coastal structures can be completely flattened or washed away by the storm surge. Virtually all trees are uprooted or snapped and some may be debarked, isolating most communities impacted. Massive evacuation of residential areas may be required if the hurricane threatens populated areas. Total and extremely long-lived power outages and water losses are to be expected, possibly for up to several months.[5]
David Reed
Same here, except I'll be with family in the panhandle. Rip house. I actually know the person who made my house and she's in her 60s. No way in hell my house standing after this
Hunter Ortiz
Irma will completely level Little Saint James Island down to bedrock
Jackson Nguyen
God I hope Florida gets wiped out of existence. Its another center of degeneracy that truly deserves it.
Hudson Gonzalez
and when it does hurricane winds will melt the steel on the new world trade center
Gavin Martinez
Miami here, people are slowly entering panic mode, I can feel it.
Isaiah Moore
Are you the user i rolled for survival previously with the house being destroyed? If so, good on you for getting out on time.
Ian Rogers
Into dust
Parker Young
Yeah. Retirement is degeneracy.
Ethan Cooper
If I never got home insurance, can I get it now and it will be active before it hits??
Joseph Carter
I like it.
Jaxson Harris
Also you're up pretty high, which could be quite bad if it hits directly. No power = no water. I'm also high up nearby and I have a flight ready in case on friday.
Xavier Phillips
Soon first blood from Irma, I guess? Not too long before it affects some of them islands.