What would his Presidency look like by now, Sup Forums?

What would his Presidency look like by now, Sup Forums?

Not much different from the shit that's currently happening, burgerbois are beyond repair.

muh burgerzee

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A lot of antifa/BLM empowering, justification for their violence, right wing people having to hide their ideals in fear of being fired, etc.

Basically the same as if we had 4 more years of Kang Obama, but with more taxes.

Probably not much since fucking Republicans stop any good shit that actually helps people from happening.

We'd be down to only one choice of deodorant, and the subsequent chain reactions caused by this would have fixed global warming, ended hunger, boosted the economy, and alleviated all political turmoil.

Well with congress in Republican control it would look pretty useless since they'd stymie all his plans - so would many democrats.

Islamic gommunism :DDD

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Our allies would still respect us and life would be generally better

he'd still be in the transition

>Bernie unironically praised breadlines

Very, very gay.

muh 2% face

As his Socialist ideals are not met, he starts to become increasingly tyranical, demanding more and more social change, beating the goose as it fails to lay. The state spirals into Red White and Blue terror.
This is the fate of populist revolutionaries.

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>bernie solves the obesity epidemic in 6 months
based

muh reddit screen cap

>We sign a nuclear deal with NK as we did with Iran, once again, willingly handing over nukes to a tyranny.
>Maybe a less polarized nation, because Dems won and there wouldnt be a reason for antifa. Right wing people are less likely to start riots.
>Way more taxes, youll see people move out of bigger cities or states like LA, San Fransisco, etc.
>No hike in Job growth
>Pulls out more troops from middle east, likely gives Merkely her German base back cause bernie has no backbone.

every country in the world would be absolutely shitting all over the u.s. as this white-guilt-ridden shitbag bent over to take 500 international dicks up his tight jewish asshole.

See venezuela?
Like that.

>every american recieves 10,000 neo-shekels every month from the government
>a bottle of water costs 100,000 neo-shekels

>its illegal to work more than 20 hours a week
>college is free on the condition that when you graduate all your work is free as well

Locked up in a dog cage, being used as a footstool by ashleighthelion in the Oval Office

Within the United States, everything would be much better

Outside the United States, everything would be much worse

>Wake up in 2017, Bernie's America
>Crack open my daily food ration
>Only contains 77% of my daily nutrition as reparations for oppressing women for centuries
>After finishing up, I put on my overalls and head to my $25 hr minimum wage job at the factory
>I wait at the street light and notice a female in the corner of my eye
>Too late! I made eye contact without her permission!
>The police converge in their Toyota Priuses and bicycles
>I run for it in the face of years of re-education and torture
>The cops give chase unleashing blasts from their Super Soakerâ„¢ 260 XL handguns
>I duck into an alley knowing that they cannot chase me for more than 100yds or it's considered police brutality
>As I wipe my brow, I'm accosted by a few colored gentlemen who demand my money
>They're armed with pistols and sub machine guns but I cannot understand how?! Bernie banned guns on the day of his inauguration!
>I have nothing to give after taxes and food and am consequently shot and left to die
>Luckily, healthcare is free, thanks Bernie! I crawl to the nearest hospital begging for aid
>The nurse hands me paperwork which I fill out as my vision blurs around the edges from blood loss and abdominal pain\
>"this looks in order, the doctor will see you in 3 weeks! ;)"
>I bleed out and die and my organs are harvested to help others, the perfect selfless socialist in life and death

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>Disarms US of nukes like Corbyn wanted to in UK
>Californian nuclear holocaust
>Chinese invade
>Gets a stick up his ass