>HURRICANE IRMA LATEST INFO
trackthetropics.com
tropicaltidbits.com
>Real-Time Irma Guidence
ral.ucar.edu
>Storm Visualization:
windy.com
Emergency Info:
>Florida Department of Emergency Management
floridadisaster.org
Comfy:
>The Weather Channel - Music from Local Forecasts in the 1980s-1990s
twcclassics.com
Thread theme:
There's a.... storm coming.
>YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
RIP Miami
When is it predicted to make landfall?
Also
>Haiti is going to be destroyed
>again
Like pottery
destroy Miami pls
thats not even a joke you retarded fucking leaf
there is literally a storm coming
H I T M I A M I
Seattle Bro here, the sun and moon are both red today from fires.
Biblical prophecy being fulfilled?
bye everyone
youtube.com
comfy stream
Canada you're gay
ROLLING FOR AQUATIC RUIN ZONE ACT 2
Hurricanes are cool, anons. They test our resilience and ingenuity in adapting to natural disasters. They cultivate our ability to challenge adversity.
They also wipe away all the idiots who don't prepare. Natural selection at it's finest.
even the fuclkng bayous in houston were from the fucking 1940s and the addicts were denied maintenance in 2012
for a fucking party that is convinced all this weather is from climate change and how it's only going to get worse to the point that we might go extinct (kek), they sure ignore the fucking infrastructure
I mean it's almost like they know it's a fucking meme
it's always the leaves. It's not even in the right format.
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You lads ready for the great zika outbreak of 2017? Of Miami and west palm beach get flooded, the mosquitos are gonna have tons of spawning room.
Post destruction, we will rebuild as the Great and Bountiful Floridian Empire.
>its going to blow apart the crust of the planet
Well we had a good run
I stole this pic and i'm not giving it back.
Has the new gfs model run yet with the new data from the latest advisory? Asking for a friend....
Florida BEST state, all other states are SHIT
Houston direct hit get.
>Category 45
Mother of God.
>Irma will have 200mph winds by the time it shits on someone
God speed Irma
RECORD SUSTAINED WINDS IS 190 MPH
CAN WE BEAT THIS? CAN WE MEME A NEW RECORD?
It's all part of the bait. I have PhD in shitposting, sister.
11am advisory had 180mph winds and 931mb
Florida Fag here, All off the supermarkets within the Miami-Dade, Broward, and Palm Beach Counties are are out of stock and I haven't even restocked yet
>Category 45
Nani
4+5=9
CAT 9 FUCKKKKKKK
FAST THREADS
Everyone knows that Floridians are the exemplars of the South. No accent unless you're in North Florida/the Panhandle (in which case you might as well be from Georgia or Alabama). Perpetual tan if you go outside, access to beaches constantly. All the other states send their daughters here for school or partying.
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215 sustained for 6 hours
Give it till Saturday
FLORIDA STRONK
>Hurricane named after my late mother.
>Big, powerful, and violent
I missed you ma.
>Category 45
btfo, literally
>Everyone knows that Floridians are the exemplars of the South.
omae wa mo shindeiru
happening prediction lets see if it happens
every car has middle school humor dick and balls on the plate. you guys are ok.
IT'S OGRE CAT 45
>Hurricane Jose has just formed behind Irma
SESSIONS WHAT DID YOU DO
my sides
Do you have the megacorporation known as Disney, user? They'll own us all eventually.
>No accent
You've never been to Okeechobee or Indian Town have you?
This. Also Georgia and Cuba are rightful Florida clay
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>building a hospital right next to the water
wow
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH WHAT THE FUCK NATURE YA CRAZYYYYY YASSSSS QUEEEN SLAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYY
Irma's a big girl
I forgot about them. They have a nice lake, at least.
holy shit
GUYS WTF NASA JUST POSTED THIS PHOTO ON THEIR TWITTER
to repair the hurricane you lunatic
fuck
IRMA AND NOW JOSE!
UUUU
das real mang
close you nigger
big if true
that pic needs morgan&morgan&morgan&morgan&morgan... for the people
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CATEGORY 45
IT'S HAPPENING
No way, Jose!
HOLY SHIT!!!!!!!!!
fuck i almost spit out my drink from laughing
God fucking dammit if Charleston gets fucked again I'm gonna lose my shit, I'm tired of getting shit on by Big Windy Faggot [insert hurricane here]
For you
is this what a Category 45 looks like?
The Clinton Foundation needs more child sex slaves.
The sun it shitting out Solar Cane Happenings
dear god thats the category 45 they were talking about
Hey guys i am ready for hurricane irma in my impenetrable fortress. Make sure you get your water
IS THIS REAL?????
>Big if true
>Charleston
>thinking they get too many hurricanes
You guys don't get shit, and when you do it's weak as fuck. Stop bitching about nothing
>Porto Rico gets destroyed
>Fema moves in and infects people with a fast acting disease that kills at least 75% of the people
>US gov takes most of the land and builds a gigantic base on it
>Installs HAARP
>Controls the weather from the caribbean
Could it happen guise? should I go get some shots from FEMA?
I-i-i-i-i-ssss this realllllllllllll????????????
Disaster level: God
My island regional journal put a livefeed for the news if you guys are interested.
guadeloupe.franceantilles.fr
Hurriclipse 2
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who r u ?????
Comfy. Thanks user
anyone have any luck getting water from Pubix?
Water is for losers
Yeah but the fucking niggers come out in force and I'm sick of having to spend 12 hours a day posted up on my roof just so I don't get my TV stolen by Damarcus, Daquan, Tyrone, and Jamal
RAIN HAS STARTED O THE PORT DE GUSTAVIA STREAM
>140mph
>Go to sleep
>Wake up
>180mph
Isn't there already a haarp there though?
this is my first time seeing anyone from Guadeloupe on Sup Forums, or at least the Guadeloupe Flag
I'm literally shaking Sup Forums. We're gonna get BTFO. I'm gonna drown along neighbors, friends and family. Anyone inside the mainland will never know this feel.
When is the landfall predicted?
Day? Two?
I expect all of those boats to get absolutely rekt.
Hope the camera doesn't fly away with whatever it's attached to.
>Trolli gummies
Geez America why does HAARP let you have TWO hurricanes?
give me some combos you nigger
fugg nazi trump did ultra mega cane confirmed
No problem, here's another one too with a nice view.
youtube.com
I'm more of an Sup Forumsnon that's why.
Don't jinx us mate.
can I bunk with you my man
Let's say someone would eat/drink all of this in 1 day. Would he die?