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trackthetropics.com
tropicaltidbits.com
>Real-Time Irma Guidence
ral.ucar.edu
>Storm Visualization:
windy.com
Emergency Info:
>Florida Department of Emergency Management
floridadisaster.org
Comfy:
>The Weather Channel - Music from Local Forecasts in the 1980s-1990s
twcclassics.com
I'm ready to fucking die
Florida boys report in with your preparations
BRING IT ON YOU PUSSY ASS HURRICANE!
BREAK A RECORD OR DONT EVEN FUCKING BOTHER!
First for Irma killing 1488 peoples
Irma's a bitch
radiation soon, cane &'n out
813 here
Am I ded
Nah, more like 32
Remember to /Amazon Next-Day Shipping/ to not wait in lines for supplies!
ur dyin with me
t. 727
Ionospheric heating and water surface air coolers ensure this is the most destructive storm in the history of America. Check em.
Molasses Keys camper checking in!
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>Miami may be wiped off the earth
God is finally doing his job.
fucking in
2 days of food an no water?
*inhales*
lol where is this?
Will old jews summon Moses?!
I'm in SE Florida and I have a REALLY bad feeling about this one. I don't think we luck out like we did with Matthew.
>may be
Miami's fucking dead.
All the good emergency radios are out of stock or will arrive on or after Monday.
youtube.com
It's starting hard in Saint Barth
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I forgot Amazon sells bottled water
160 kt winds found
HOLY FUCK
HYPERCANE IMMINENT NOW
FUARK, I would've honestly looted that section. Too bad I'm not a nigger.
>t. actual vegan, no I'm not shitposting
>mfw we're essentially going to have a mad max fury road style convoy with all the people in my family and friends
why are hurricanes so /comfy/
THEY DIVERTED ALL OF THE WATER, GENERATORS, BATTERIES, ETC. TO FUCKING TEXAS
SOUTH FLORIDA HAS NO SUPPLIES
WE ARE NOT READY
THIS IS BAD
Check em
LOOTERS BEWARE
I remember when I used to shitpost on Sup Forums pretending to cheer on big disasters and shit to be funny and edgy.
One day I realized that I wasn't just rooting for ebola chan for the memes, I actually wanted a global pandemic.
Now I'm legitimately hoping for a hurricane to be as catastrophic as possible.
What have you done to me Sup Forums?
Taranis shall be praised this day! Be safe and be sure to praise him daily.
Oh nooo that sucks.
Fake and extremely fucking gay.
163330 1702N 05841W 6961 02668 9504 +115 +115 139132 141 160 046 00
163400 1701N 05842W 6962 02616 //// +109 //// 137121 133 160 024 05
that 160 means you all cucks gonna die
ITS SERIOUSLY HAPPENING!
TURN ON CNN IRMA HAS ACHIEVED ESCAPE VELOCITY WINDS IT'S ENTERING ORBIT
a lot of people in florida are like that, it's hilarious how sick we are
deep down we all get excited for hurricanes
>SOUTH FLORIDA HAS NO SUPPLIES
>WE ARE NOT READY
>THIS IS BAD
Hahahahaha are you a fucking newfag? if you've lived in FL before 1990, you should be fine. Only newfags get scared
>looters
we have to survive the hurricane first
More StBarth cams
youtube.com
> tfw it jumps into space just to land into texas
I went out at 2am last night to get water here in Tampa bay, got about 15 gallons.
Went out again today - there's nothing left.
Picked up some expensive glass bottle water from Whole Foods though, I'm sitting comfy on my water and food supplies now, got rice, dried fruit, potatoes, etc.
Only thing I need to see now is did I prep too early - the storm isn't even coming until next week. And if it hits us head on I might have to figure out what to do with windows and cars.
That thing looks very ominous. Good luck Guadeloupe.
>mfw and yfw looters get uplifted by high speed gusts
>mfw and yfw their stolen flat screens get ripped out of their hands by our Lord and God Taranis
Not fucking fake, I went to a Costco, 2 Walmarts, and 5 Spanish supermarkets and was only able to get 3 packs of water.
trackthetropics.com
>All these independent storm tracking sites crashing under the load
>did I prep too early
No.
My sis lives in Sint Maarten/Saint Martin...
This is not looking good with the baro pressure dropping and the island in the path of the eye...
I am so worried guys
lol why didn't you already have your shit together? do you even /florida/?
Barbuda = ded
Anguilla = ded
British Virgin Isands = ded
At least you guys might get a week or two off from class or work :)
I hope a little bit of this hurricane manages to hit NJ.
lul 15 gallons. Theres nothing left because everyone panics and buys everything. If you need 15 gallons you might as well off yourself. That being said I don't really give a shit.
Not a vegan,but I like tofu
I went to my dollar store and no water. I only have to settle for the juice...why do people not buy the juice though?
rare
>those winds going directly into the eye
IT'S ALIVE AND FEASTING
THREE HUNDRED KILOMETER PER HOUR WINDS
Very comfy, thanks user.
Fortunately, it finally started to go north so we won't get hit as hard as the other northern island, though we are expecting gust of wind of around 190km/h
We can only hope.
>British Virgin Isands = ded
I hope Necker Island gets obliterated. Fuck Richard Branson, fucking Remainer cunt. TARANIS BE PRAISED!
Half a Snapple
Wtf is she doing there. The situation in Sint Eustatius and the other islands is getting increasingly unstable.
St. Maartin is a mountainous island, there are plenty of comfy caves and shelters to weather the storm.
I'd be more worried living in a flat swampy plane less than 5 feet above sea level (Florida).
just a slight breeze
Serious question, why do people panic and buy bottled water instead of just saving gallon jugs and filling them with tap water before the storm?
People here are already going nuts, love this shit
publix is fucking packed, no water being sold anywhere, I even checked staples, and this was 2 hours ago, gas stations are fucking packed right now
dat 142
lol
Yeah I mean i'm glad that I bought what I did but I might have to ration my water already.
I've got a family and neighbors that might need some
anyone selling weather modification license?
Hes got half a snapple left hes good to go
Not even something that cool would make me turn CNN on.
Dutch army already started sending troops to the region. Sint Maarten is going to get a full hit from Irma. She has to make sure she has enough water and food for at least week. If she hasn't prepared she is fucked.
Why do people panic and not buy those giant ten gallon watercooler jugs? It is a mystery.
>By 8 PM tomorrow Puerto Rico will be deleted
F
Did she prep?
Florida fags you need to evac today
If you wait and try to evac later you will just die stuck in traffic as 180mph winds blow cars around like foam peanuts.
Who /Iraq/ here?
why are you drinking your water rations already, user?
Yeah it's just gonna get worse when people start getting off their 9-5 jobs.
I'll be like Junji Ito's Hellstar Remina when the hobo and everyone is flying.
Well i fucked up..
...The Dutch have an army?
because tap water without a filter has stuff in it that you'd rather drink dog piss
Only time I ever went to St Martin was during a monster storm.
We drove away over some mountains and to the other side of the island.
The storm dissapated over those mountains and didn't follow us.
She'll be fine.
>inb4 statist freedom and liberty hating fuck bans me
FLORIDA REPORTING IN
fuck anyone who supports literally any form of control over anyone else's life even on a tribal level, don't respond statists i don't care
PUBLIX RULES
even fuck anarchists, they shouldn't even exist as a concept, just like atheism shouldn't because obviously there is no religion or spirit or gods
ask me anything you low test rule love beta cucks
imagine VOTING to have someone else control your life lmmmmfao
>I even checked Staples
Like, the stationary store? The one that sells cheap phones, bad furniture and fountain pens?
Tampa here, how fucked am I? Heard about an ancient Indian protection around this place
I was just going to ask this, you would think people living in Florida would have a cache of supplies for emergencies, like Texans or people that live in Tornado valley and get pelted constantly by our lord.
Idiots.
Brevard country checking in. Don't give a fuck if it hits us head on as a cat 5, i'm not evacuating again. Will live stream death if need be.
Because you can't brush your teeth with juice...or wash yourself/hands with juice...I guess you could flush the shitter with juice?
>foam peanuts
kek
Good, stay away, faggot
periscope while you are there
because I dont drink anything other than Dasani
tap water is full of hormones and literal shit
any decent bottled water is RO filtered.
You're a good lad, I hope that you live.
Well I haven't started yet as I had some water left over but I normally drink from the big zephyrhills jugs because I don't trust the tap water